That's just great!

That doesn't sound very kosher!...OOOH yuck!...

I want one.

And thus the reason I wrap myself in luxurious finery crafted of bacon.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

I'd rather have a pen that fired a bullet if I'm dealing with a terrorist.

BTW, there's a typo in the title (company)

dbs

Suidae is the biological family to which pigs and their relatives belong. The world needs a better name for what we now refer to as suicide bombers (homicide bomber, etc.) as that term dignifies them.

How about suidaeist?

It sounds enough like 'suicide' to be memorable, and has the added delicious irony of being unseverably tied to pigs - which Islamists fear for their Allah-given ability to prevent an Islamist murderer from hooking up with the mythical 72 virgins.

Beyond that, it would probably piss them off no end if the world starts referring to them as such.

Well that's my 'brain-dead-Sunday' idea for this week. Chet, back to you...

Does it double as a usable writing instrument. If so, I'll buy one.

A more general strategy would be to make it known to all of the splodeydopes that the Mossad has laced a lot of the plastic explosives used in the Mideast with pork.

You can bet those jerks at PETA will raise a amount of bull kaka you know how these PETA jerks react to anything involving animals

I've often thought about carrying a bag of pork rinds in my purse while air traveling. Not as messy as pig's blood--except for the crumbs... ;)

I had a similar idea that I like better. I suggest we should gather up the body parts of suicide bombers and bury them inside a pigs carcass in a secret location. I know this is cruel and not politically correct, and that Ted Kennedy and John Kerry would be mightily offended by it, but I'm OK with that.

The PIG pen is mighter then the sword

It won't work. None of this stuff will work. The Pershing story may or may not be true, but even if they did try it, it didn't work.

How do I know? Because people have tried this in one form or another since at least the rise of the Hashish'in 800 years ago.

Why won't it work? Because shaheed-whatever morphological suffix it has (ishid? shaheedeet? their language is like a Rubix Cube I'm still trying to crack), "witness"ism, "martyr"ism, call it whatever, it means blowing yourself the fuck up (bytfu),

cancels out, supercedes, any haram contamination of pig's blood, menstrual blood, etc. Picture Atta giving moustache rides in Vegas mere days before zero-hour. (If you've got the stomach for it, you can see them discussing it themselves on their chat sites - they laugh at these kind of ideas, because it's more proof to them that we don't understand their insanity, and how can we? we don't live it from the inside out).

Think about it: would a Klebold or Harris have turned back from their misison if they stepped on a crack? No. Garden-variety religious prohibitions take a back seat to the Urge to Splode. Sadly, they always have, and always will.

I want some! Where can I get them?