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October 03, 2005

Hospital Therapy Burns Man's Penis With Microwave, Then Cuts A Lot of It Off

He'll feel that in the morning. His wife won't.

A Mr Kang who went to a private hospital to have foreskin resection has lost more than he expected, the Xinmin Evening News reported Friday.

Kang, a middle-aged man, read an advertisement and went to a private hospital in Jinshan District on September 8. He followed doctor's instruction to take a course of microwave "heliotherapy". After one hour, Kang noticed that his penis had been burned black and was painful. He had difficulty passing water but the doctor had gone off work and he could find nobody to help him.

On the following day, the doctor tried to treat the inflammation and advised Kang to try other hospitals.

Urologists found that Kang's penis had been so severely "cooked" that the burned parts had to be excised reducing the size of the penis.

The problem was, of course, that he forgot to take the tin-foil off his penis before sticking it in the microwave. That's always the problem.

Thanks to cutaway.


posted by Ace at 12:43 PM
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Thanks to cutaway.

Heh. An aptly-named source if ever there was one.

Pity Mr. Kang for losing his wang, though.

Posted by: Mark on October 3, 2005 12:50 PM


I've never had a problem with the large popcorn setting.

And the worst part was he had to use the 409 in the break room to clean up the spatter when he was done.

Posted by: skinbad on October 3, 2005 12:56 PM

his penis had been burned black

Apparently his ballpark frank didn't plump when he cooked it. It did turn black however, and thus was made smaller, dispelling that old myth!

Posted by: compos mentis on October 3, 2005 01:01 PM

Another danger from wearing a tin-foil helmet!

Posted by: Lokki on October 3, 2005 01:08 PM

Okay, that just way too painful and i'm a girl.

Posted by: yls on October 3, 2005 01:29 PM

what the hell is heliotherapy and why is it being done to a penis?

Posted by: canuck on October 3, 2005 01:42 PM

Maybe the Chinese words for "mohel" and "microwave" are too similar, and the doctors read the chart wrong.

Posted by: Sue Dohnim on October 3, 2005 02:02 PM

And the name of the man who lost his dick?

George W. Bush.

Or should this be in the Supreme Court thread? Seems it could go either place...

Posted by: Jack M. on October 3, 2005 02:35 PM

"noticed that his penis had been burned black"

Noticed?

As if Mr. Kang, whilst perusing a copy of People that he had earlier selected in the waiting room, noticed that his penis had been burned black.

What the hell was he doing when it was at "rare" and "golden brown"?

Posted by: on October 3, 2005 02:37 PM

I blame Karl Rove.

AND...

I question the timing.

Posted by: Dogstar on October 3, 2005 02:40 PM

How did he work out the logistics of it? Did he drill a hole in the microwave door, and stick it through? Kind of like a glory hole (or so I've heard, mind you...).

Doesn't he know you have to poke some holes in the weiner with a fork first?

OUCH!!!!!!!

Posted by: John on October 3, 2005 03:09 PM

Wouldn't Viagra have been an easier solution?

Posted by: rabidfox on October 3, 2005 04:21 PM

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Pixy Misa on October 3, 2005 08:33 PM

He should have got a second opinion on this...

Posted by: Purple Avenger on October 3, 2005 09:46 PM

I smell a sitcom.

Kang's Dang Wang -- a show about a man whose penis keeps getting him in trouble.
This week on KDW, Kang, and his friends,
George, and Elaine go on a European vacation. But before they can get on the plane, the airport screener notices an odd, metallic apendage in Kang's pants.
Hilarity ensues when Kang, George, and Elaine get strip searched and divert the airport security's attention long enough to let four zany Muslim terrorists posing as musicians board the plane.

Posted by: Bart on October 3, 2005 10:03 PM

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