If this guy ever does a cologne endorsement or a vitamin commercial, I'm buying.

What the ... Doctor Evil? Is that you?

Someone beat me to the Dr Evil schtick...

How 'bout no Scott...

Sharks with frickin' laser beams!

Just remember that MAN/WOMAN is NOT sacred, only TWO people can marry.

The number TWO is sacred. THis is an outrage!!! 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 only! YOu got it fascists? Never mind the whole procreation of the race stuff, which is racist.

Personally, I think the guy looks more like a tall Mini-Me. But, in fairness, it's not like either of his partners have got that Jessica Alba sizzle going on. Healthy-looking women, though. You know, good North European peasant stock.

I was thinking Uncle Fester.
Seriously though, it can't all come from his "blazing animal charisma", I bet he has a really cool car too.

Too quick with the Dr. Evil by far but I can trump that... it is actually Dr. Evil with two fem-bots so it doesn't really count but maybe it is the first man-machine marriage.

Where do we draw the line there? You're only allowed to marry electric appliances?? Then there's the whole gas-owered love lobby group to worry abnout.

"I bet he has a really cool car too."

Or lots of money...

The guy fairly screams henpecked....

Dutch chicks are really hard up if a gormless morph like that can bag two women.

Amsterdam here I come!

Nicholas, that's the best use of the word "gormless" since it appeared on my last performance review.

Just a little. How the hell did this guy manage this, anyhow?

Well, I think the women that are into that sort of thing are, by and large, bi and large.

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QEf'nD.

I strongly suspect his punishment will fit his crime.

"by and large, bi and large"

LOL...That's the funniest damn turn of phrase I've seen al day. Nice job, Alex.

Jeff Gannon's dad.

He might not be rich. Perhaps Mirjam and Bianca are the bread winners and Victor spends his days in the recliner watching ESPN and drinking Heineken.

Breadwinners?
More like two thick slabs of bread on a Victor sandwich.

Thank you!
I'll be here all week, try the veal!

It just shows to go ya: bespectacled bald guys with freakishly large penises get all the women.

Btw, HT should be to Iblis, in the Darth Sully thread.

This is a really funny comment thread.

Just sayin.

Twice the nagging! Hooray!

This guy sure ain't no genius.

Looks like Dr. Evil married Frau Farbisina and Fat Bastard.

Must be that "laser beam" type of thing.

And one day he's gonna come home early from work and find his wife in bed with ... his wife.

"And one day he's gonna come home early from work and find his wife in bed with ... his wife."

And the first thing that pops in his head is "Shit I forgot to charge the camera!"

Slobek, LOL!!!!

Well, of COURSE they are bi-sexual. They have to have sex with someone and I seriously doubt it will be him.

oops...Sobek, I mean.

As the buzz starts to wear off... AAAAAEEEEEE!!!!!

That poor stupid bast*rd. Nothing good can come of this. Nothing!

Slobek is what Slublog and I are going to name our first child when gay adoptions are made legal.

keggin: My eyes! My eyes!

Well, it looks like the little Dutch boy has got his finger in two dykes............

Slobek is what Slublog and I are going to name our first child when gay adoptions are made legal.

Now that's funny.

Have you SEEN the size of the dikes they have in Holland? It's pretty amazing how huge they are.

And don't even get me started on the amount of water they can retain.

I have to say, this is quite possibly the highest humor-to-comment ratio of any non-slapfest thread in recent memory.

We could have used those two dykes in New Orleans last month ....

He "managed" it because his new wives are old, desperate and fat.

And, if I'm not mistaken, they seem to be sisters as well.

Are they Evil sisters?

No, not evil, but obviously IQ and sight impaired.

who knows though? Maybe ugly and bald turns them on.

And, if I'm not mistaken, they seem to be sisters as well.

That's so dirty-hot, it would almost make it worth the blubber factor.

Actually, the one on the left (Victor's right), though stout, doesn't look too bad, from what I can tell. When you consider the cold winter nights they have there, and the quality of European central heating systems, Victor probably isn't doing too bad for himself, as long as he has his own bathroom.

I don't know what it says about my sexual orientation, but I don't want to do ANY of 'em.

That's so dirty-hot, it would almost make it worth the blubber factor.

Nicholas, that's the best use of the word "gormless" since it appeared on my last performance review.

Yeah, what's up with the sudden appearance of "gormless" in business? Is this some kind of HR fad? I mean, Objective No. 2 in my most recent Performance Improvement Plan is "Don't be so frickin' gormless." [Objective No. 1 is "Show up."]

Nicholas, any ideas? I need this job.
Now I gotta figure out what that means to avoid another "Unsatisfactory" rating.

It's in the dictionary, Michael.

Carin,

I would hope that would put you in the category of "normal."

A wonderful wonderful place to be.

Thanks, geoff.

So, being called "gormless" is probably not good for my career path, right? Cuz, shit, I was really hoping to start knocking down some big bucks in the near future.

We could have used those two dykes in New Orleans last month ....

That would not have worked. Those are obviously category 2 dykes and would have easily been topped. New Orleans required a much larger and stronger dyke, a heavily fortified bull-dyke if you will so nothing short of Rosie would have sufficed.

Victor explained that there is no jealousy between them. “But this is because Mirjam and Bianca are bisexual. I think that with two heterosexual women it would be more difficult.”

Ah, a moment please in the general euphoria about a man with two fat lesbos at his disposal.

(I find it odd, BTW, that nobody cares to comment on what abnormalities gay marriage has let into the compact.)

But let me splash some cold water on your pathetic geek boners.

He says there is no jealousy between them because he is the man. In other words, he has no fucking clue about the dynamics of this relationship.

This poor soul is either going to end up as a human chew toy, torn apart by these two warring DOGS, or a castoff, jerking himself in the corner while the two conspire against him to take everything he owns.

*Back to your regularly scheduled two-lesbo-wife fantasies*

You're probably right, Laura. The source article says that he was already married to one of them before, and that they met the third one in a chatroom a few months prior. She was married at the time, but left her husband to join this couple, and apparently this ceremony followed her divorce becoming final.

So, you see, these people are obviously very stable and loyal individuals, who take commitment seriously and think through their life decisions very carefully.

Ah shit, this social commentary is boring. More lesbo jokes, please.

Q: What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails?
A: Single!

Another lesbo joke:

Q: What do a lesbian couple do on their second date?
A: Move in together.

This poor soul is either going to end up as a human chew toy, torn apart by these two warring DOGS, or a castoff, jerking himself in the corner while the two conspire against him to take everything he owns.

Even worse, they won't let him build a spud gun to add a little joy to his life.

Oh fer cryin out loud...

I can't even imagine having TWO women harping about all my "guy stuff" in the garage and basement.

This fellow, once he gets over the lezbo-trio novelty, will realize he's signed up for his own personal version of hell.

Purple Avenger, REAL women perform an amazing transformation on men.

We scrape the crust off your life. We un-staple the Budweiser towels from your windows and put up real curtains.
We throw away your shitty clothes full of holes and skidmarks and paintstains, and shop for you and make you presentable to society.

We throw away the five-year old head of black, powdery lettuce in the 'crisper.'

This poor bastard is going to have two women who really don't give a shit what he does or wears. Hell, one of them is bound to buy NASCAR memorabilia and put it in a big glass case in the fucking livingroom.

He ain't gettin the benefit of wimmin, trust me.

We throw away your shitty clothes full of holes and skidmarks and paintstains, and shop for you and make you presentable to society.

Yeah, I keep telling my wife it's too bad I didn't meet her when I was in my twenties 'cause I surely would've gotten laid more.

Well I got that from Malkin.... but she didn't go into detail on it and I did. And I know I focused on the Bisexual angle so maybe you owe me the hat tip

Ah, a moment please in the general euphoria about a man with two fat lesbos at his disposal.

he has no fucking clue about the dynamics of this relationship.

Dont sell him short, he understands the dynamics.

1)LOOK AT HIM!
2)He has doubled his sandwich making and beer serving capabilities and there is always someone in the relationship willing to listen, whatever that means.

"(I find it odd, BTW, that nobody cares to comment on what abnormalities gay marriage has let into the compact.)"

All of us are probably on the same page about that (some more lukewarmly than others, granted). So it's really one of those "laugh so you don't cry things."

Plus, two women together is of elemental interest to men. It doesn't matter who it is - Andrea Dworkin and Lynne Stewart (sorry - but see, guys, you're picturing it despite yourselves, aren't you?) - we still gotta think about it. Like a dog riding a unicycle. Fish gotta swim.

Andrea Dworkin and Lynne Stewart ... Like a dog riding a unicycle.

Which one is the unicycle again?

I'm sorry LauraW ... I'm still laughing over the "category two" dykes joke.

We throw away the five-year old head of black, powdery lettuce in the 'crisper.'

"We protect you from your stupid desire to build a spud gun, which, if done incorrectly, could explode and turn the right half of your head into crispy bacon. And I know you're just too dumb to get the PVC joints right."

Are women just plain fuckin' arrogant, or am I missing something?

Hey, has anyone noticed: two redheads?!? Feisty women - no wonder they went along with such a dramatic act. I *love* redheads. And you know why guys go bald - too much testosterone.

As for the "tat lesbo" comments... a lot of people appear to be claiming psychic powers, given the fact that the photo ends just below their shoulders. Get over yourselves - jealousy ain't pretty. Suggest that if you can do better, to go for it, if not, shut the hell up.

This is a historic event (although if you actually read the comments on the original news article, not the first multi-partner cohabitation agreement), if only for the widespread discussion (and hysteria) invoked. Hurrah, and may it lead to *recognition* (they already exist) of many many more such relationships, here in the U.S. and abroad.

He is one freaky-deaky Dutchman, that's for sure.

Thomas, I called them fat lesbos. It was an exaggeration, they are bisexual. There does appear to be enough evidence to call them quite, eh, healthy, though.

Are you saying I'm jealous of them?? LOL!

And Michael, hubby can do whatever he wants. I am not the one standing between him and a spud gun. I do not question his competence with PVC.

And if you think women are arrogant, you should try living with a man.
I know you want to.

I'm just relieved to finally know what happened to Pink Lady and Jeff.

hehehe... He has to wear "long shorts"?

Wait. Those look like identical twins. This isn't just polyg-a-trois, and it's not just polyg-a-trois-in@#$st. It's polyg-a-trois-clone-cest! Try saying THAT three times.

Sorry for the euphemistic "in@#$t." Ace's software won't accept comments with the non-euphemism. What is this, the Disney channel?