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September 28, 2005

Get Naked for a Cause? Well, If we Have to...

These people are a wonder.

PETA people can work nudity into any protest. They have to shock the normals, you know.
Get the point across by shattering our fragile sensitivities.
Then, devastated by their >GASP< nudity, we'll be open. Then we'll listen.

Plus, they get to show their tushies to the world!

At least in this case they're better looking than that inflated-scrotum guy.


posted by LauraW. at 08:54 PM
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"At least in this case they're better looking than that inflated-scrotum guy."

Who isn't?

(I don't really want an answer to that, which is why I didn't watch the "anti-war" rallies this weekend.)

Posted by: Kimberly on September 28, 2005 09:18 PM

Can we hire the "vomit in" people to attend a PETA or anti-war bear-all protest? I'd love to see the fur fly. So to speak.

Posted by: Chrees on September 28, 2005 09:20 PM

When you click on the picture in the story, it blows up to reveal ... Hey! Who invited the dude?

Posted by: The Comish (sic) on September 28, 2005 09:45 PM

Hey, don't diss the cheesecake. They're out there, doing what they HAVE TO DO TO WAKE YOU PEOPLE UP.
I daresay as a female, those are nice lady tushies.
Don't tell Megan, cause she'll hit on me again.

Posted by: lauraw on September 28, 2005 09:54 PM

finally, some of those cute peta girls that ace has been talking about...

Posted by: canuck on September 28, 2005 09:59 PM

Come now, Laura. My scrotum is naturally the size of medicine balls.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on September 28, 2005 10:01 PM

Oh, see a doctor.

Posted by: lauraw on September 28, 2005 10:05 PM

finally, some of those cute peta girls that ace has been talking about...

Could you imagine ace trying to pass himself off as a super-vegan in order to score with a peta girl? Ha!

I daresay as a female, those are nice lady tushies.

Sure, if you can ignore the blood smeared above said tushes.

And what is "flystrike"? That's what they are protesting. And can I do it to my dog?


Posted by: on September 28, 2005 10:09 PM

Get Naked for a Cause? Well, If we Have to...

Hmmm. Does that mean at the next AoS blog drive we can expect to see some tushies for dollars???

Posted by: on September 28, 2005 10:12 PM

Pity we can't pet a petite PETA pooter.

Posted by: geoff on September 28, 2005 10:12 PM

Well, from what I've read, not only are they stupid, but they're just plain wrong.

Frankly, if 'fly strike' were a problem for me, I'd cut out a chunk of my own flesh to get rid of the problem.

Blech!

Posted by: jmflynny on September 28, 2005 10:36 PM

NSFW! Would you listen Kate Moss if she was naked?

Posted by: bullwinkle on September 28, 2005 10:40 PM

The way to handle PETA protests is to ship in 14year old boys by the busload, preferably from a diversity of ethnic backgrounds and cultures. Each boy could be encouraged to point, hoot, take pictures, grab their crotches, make kissing noises and rude gestures, and generally give these exhibitionists the attention they probably secretly crave.

In fact, I'm surprised there aren't kids scanning PETA websites for alerts about direct action events like this.

Posted by: vivi on September 28, 2005 11:22 PM

Would you listen Kate Moss if she was naked?

Nope - but she can snort blow off my tool any day. I'll just wear ear plugs to drown out the leftist whining.

I assure you, with my decades of extensive experience, I can do "debauched" much better than that poser whelp Doherty she's been hanging around with.

Posted by: Purple Avenger on September 28, 2005 11:22 PM

Still unclear on the concept of "mulesing" and "fly-strike". Sounds painful.
Any experienced sheep...er....handlers wish to explain?

Posted by: Barbula on September 29, 2005 07:57 AM

Aussie asses! Flagged fannies! Painted posteriors! PITA pinheads!

Posted by: compos mentis on September 29, 2005 09:37 AM

Ah, Wikipedia . . . what can't you teach us?

In mulesing, a portion of wrinkly skin is removed from the backside of the sheep, particularly around the anus. This is to prevent fecal matter from clumping and attracting the strike flies.

When the strike flies come in, they first feed off of the sheep in the area with the dung, and then lay their eggs in that area. The sheep thus receive painful bites to their backsides, and then have fly larvae gestate and feed off of them until they are developed.

While there are methods to control flystrike besides mulesing, none of them are considered satisfactory or as effective.

I think I'd rather have part of my butt surgically removed as compared to having flies feed off my butt. And let's acknowledge this: Would the PETA protestors be okay with mulesing if sheep were given anesthetic for the procedure? Chances are . . . no.

Posted by: Hal on September 29, 2005 11:04 AM

And let's acknowledge this: Would the PETA protestors be okay with mulesing if sheep were given anesthetic for the procedure? Chances are . . . no.

Actually, I think that is the compromise they're trying to work out.

Under the agreement with PETA, the Australian Wool Growers Association (AWGA) will seek support from other industry groups for the use of pain relief in all mulesing and for lifting live export standards.

But I gather AGWA is a small group and the industry as a whole objects, for reasons I'm unclear on. Not to lend credibility to PETA or anything. One of the things that most annoys me about PETA is that its presence stains any issue with nudity and nutjobbery. And, on the whole, I'd feel better about my woolly pullover if I thought the sheep got a little novacaine when it was wanted.

Posted by: S. Weasel on September 29, 2005 11:16 AM

lauraw:

Hey, don't diss the cheesecake. They're out there, doing what they HAVE TO DO TO WAKE YOU PEOPLE UP.

Yeah, I'm tempted to say he's there for the wool, just not the kind that goes into a sweater. But let's be honest: that guy is probably less interested in the naked women to his left than he is in picking out effective window treatments. Of all the people in that picture, the guy is probably the only one that already owned a gold g-string. The guy is probably the most likely to have memorized the choreography to Madonna's new video.

... He's gay! Dang! Do I have to spell everything out for you?

Posted by: The Comish (sic) on September 29, 2005 02:01 PM

Not sure where you're going with that, can you elaborate?

Posted by: lauraw on September 29, 2005 04:16 PM

PETA is such a rediclous and stupid organization i mean only a complete moron would have anything to do with PETA and its stupid activities

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