Older male AoS readers are more likely to have pet rodents? Eh, that's so Gere-ish!

Or, we can kill the human-haired mice and wear their pelts on our heads.

Meh. I just got comfortable with my incipient baldness.

Hair is a PITA anyway.

Why would anyone spend thousands of dollars trying to grow that which they spend their whole life cutting off?

I'm with Avenger, as soon as they can derma-bond a titanium skullplate onto my head, Master Bra'tac style, sign me up.

Or, we can kill the human-haired mice and wear their pelts on our heads.

This made me think of Babe and his, for lack of words as what to call it, hair fluff.

I remember one of the saddest days of my life was when I realized I was no longer flipping past those "and you can swim with it too" commercials, but instead was watching with at least a little bit of interest.

Better to have less hair and more testosterone.

Whatever you do guys, just don't fight it. We can see that kind of vanity a mile away. At the right time, buzz cut it or shave it.

Nice girls aren't going to care--unless YOU care.

If we sense you freaking about it, we'll just secretly mock you.

I remember one of the saddest days of my life was when I realized I was no longer flipping past those "and you can swim with it too"
Allen-you wear Kotex?

Not a problem for me. I can't think of a single male on either side of my family who didn't have a full head of hair when they died. Only drawback is we tend to die young, but the hair is always full on our corpses.

I haven't had much on top since age 30 (14 years ago). My younger brother (31) is going through the hairloss right now. Major trauma. I just laugh.

I don't miss it much. I guess if you're single, it's can be rough. I just need to remember the sunsceen when I jetski or swim. Otherwise, no biggie.

Ha! Been there, done that. Call me when the new livers and kidneys are ready, frickin stage-hogging hippies.

Yeah, hair loss is no biggie. If you're bald and having trouble with women, it's not the baldness. You either have no confidence, no sense of humor, or no job--or just picked the wrong woman. Not all of them are going to like you anyway. Lipstick pretty much sums up the reaction I've had from women.

Whatever you do guys, just don't fight it. We can see that kind of vanity a mile away. At the right time, buzz cut it or shave it.

Really? Cuz I always thought the chicks dug the bald on top - pony tail in back look. Hmmph, who knew?

If an evil witch turns me into a bald mouse, I'll know where to go.

Well, there's a guy I used to see on the subway who was bald as you get but the back of hs head was perfectly flat, like they pressed it that way when he was a baby. No kidding, if I was that sad cracker I would wear a freaking mop head before I'd run around like that.

To be fair, Unabrewer, all your women are Shanghai hookers.

Only drawback is we tend to die young, but the hair is always full on our corpses.

Sure that wasn't some kind of mold?

Another candidate for the Ace O' Spades Lifestyle. Headline?

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