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September 24, 2005

Driver Gives Woman Finger, So She Shoots It Off With .357 Magnum

Okay, it's really not funny. Odd, but not ha-ha funny.

Still, it reminds me of an exchange in Barcelona:

SPANISH GIRL: But Americans are so violent. You shoot and kill so many people.

AMERICAN GUY: That doesn't mean we're more violent. It just means we're better shots.

Thanks to skinbad.


posted by Ace at 07:15 PM
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Shot the finger OFF?!! At what range? (No, I didn't RTFA.)

That's damned fine shooting, Ace.

Posted by: Cheese_tensor on September 24, 2005 07:24 PM

From a crack head in a moving stolen car, that is indeed impressive...olympic pistol team impressive.

Posted by: Tony on September 24, 2005 07:26 PM

Four shots. The other three went wild.

Posted by: S. Weasel on September 24, 2005 07:46 PM

This is a lesson many will have to learn the hard way.

Don't flip people off on the highway, you don't know what they are on, what mental illness they have, or what weapon they have.

Posted by: Village Idiot on September 24, 2005 07:48 PM

They interviewed the guy on the news last night. Couldn't find the clip. He seemed pretty calm about it. Kind of a 'what are you going to do' attitude.

"So, I was, you know, giving her a gesture and she shot my finger off."

Posted by: skinbad on September 24, 2005 07:55 PM

An armed society is a polite society.

Posted by: Megan on September 24, 2005 08:10 PM

They interviewed the guy on the news last night. Couldn't find the clip. He seemed pretty calm about it. Kind of a 'what are you going to do' attitude.

He can't flip 'em off anymore. Well, he can, but just 50% less than before.

Posted by: on September 24, 2005 08:10 PM

Nice pic. Looks like a typical LDS coed

Cultimulcheralism at its' best

Posted by: MurrDoc on September 24, 2005 10:36 PM

"The woman is described as having a dark complexion and long, dark, curly hair. She is probably in her early 20s and was wearing a white tank top and boxer shorts."

-- AND witnesses believe "she was on drugs."

How f*ing hard can it be to find a girl in her 20's on drugs wearing one of those wife beater T-Shirts and her boyfriend's boxers?

Posted by: JRL on September 25, 2005 12:14 AM

That's one freakin' scary composite sketch. More like "The Crying Game" Meets "The Shining."

{Shiver}

Posted by: SWLiP on September 25, 2005 12:18 AM

No, really.

Posted by: SWLiP on September 25, 2005 01:25 AM

Another possible dialog....
AMERICAN GUY: The Spanish are so timid that they will suck up to anyone who remotely threatens them..
SPANISH GIRL: But we wouldn't want to make any of the Islamic terrorists feel bad.

Posted by: on September 25, 2005 01:27 PM

Then there was the bit later in the same scene IIRC:

American Guy: Which ants are the communists?

Spanish Guy: The red ones.

American guy grabs large rocks and smashes the red ants. Problem solved.

Posted by: epobirs on September 25, 2005 07:04 PM

American guy grabs large rocks and smashes the red ants. Problem solved.

Pax Americana - peace through superior firepower.

Posted by: Tony on September 25, 2005 08:03 PM

Kind of reminds me of the funny story called THE THING AT THE FOOT OF THE BED i guy spend the night in a huanted house he gose to bed and wakes up to see what appears to be two eyes looking at him from the foot of the bed he takes out a gun takes aim and fired and SCREAM he shoots of one of his own big toes the moon had shone through a window and made his big toes look like eyes

Posted by: spurwing plover on September 27, 2005 10:27 AM
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