And the best thing is, 5 minutes after you're finished using them, you're h*rny again!

That's only true if you sprinkle a little bit of ground rhino horn on it. Trust me on this one.

Clinton Condoms. Heh.

I once met Julie Strain at the screening of a not-at-all porn movie. Awkward as hell, because she could tell that I recognized her, but I just didn't think it would be appropriate to compliment her on any of her performances.

I hope they work better than those crap steel screwdrivers that turn into propellors when you crank down on them...

May be this is why they have population problems? Rubbers that resemble seives aren't going to help much.

Clinton wll want a percentage of the profits.

Yo, Ace...

...maybe they actually meant that it was in fact a company that produces rubber, and products made thereof.

Just a thought.

Lewinsky?.....Lewinsky?...Yeah.
I remember now. And that Clinton fella, yeah. She's the one that said she didn't like that Clinton fella much anymore. Something about he leaves a bad taste in her mouth.

Yeah, I remember them now.

You would think if the NYT was going to use slang, they would have worked in the local flavor - Coney Island Whitefish.

Ace, I got ya beat-- I *worked* with her.

Well, okay, I was at the White House at the same time, and knew people who knew her.

How I missed getting my knob polished, I have no idea. I still feel gypped.

Fucking Democrats.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

it's a size 10 blue skirt-suit.

Ace, I thought all guys were that big. You're not?

...the Clinton condoms will go on sale in southern China for 29.8 Yuan ($3.72) for a box of 12, while the Lewinsky model will be priced at 18.8 Yuan ($2.35) for the same quantity.

Equal pay for equal condoms!

What is it with "inscrutable" anyway? Whenever you hear that word, you know the next word is going to be "Chinese". Has anyone ever scruted a Chinese? How do we know they really are inscrutable?

When people talk about how the world "hates" Bush I always shake my head. Sure, maybe some don't like our policies.

But with Clinton we were a LAUGHINGSTOCK.

Also, keep in mind in many non-European countries, such dalliances are frowned upon as immoral.

Tony,

Try to buy the screwdrivers made in Taiwan or India and see if they are chrome vanadium. Thats' the good stuff.

"Didn't 'rubber' used to be kind of vulgar?" Right, that's what we called them back in the Jurassic era. That and "safes". The Brits used to call them "French letters"; and, come to think of it, an epistle from Jacques Chirac would resemble a scumbag.

Maybe they can have a combo-offer and include some pure Viagro. I'm gonna pay close attention to my spam folder for that one.

Normally I buy good tools (Snap-On, S&K, etc), but its hard to not accumulate a box full of shit stuff along the way too...

huh huh..

you said "tools" in a condom thread...

huh

Those of us who have sex can attest to the fact that a good quality condom at a fair price is a very, very good thing.

This will mark a positive legacy for Clinton—right alongside declining poverty, AmeriCorps, a refocused military build-up, solving the Reagan/Bush deficit crisis and balancing the federal budget, increased funding for Head Start, the respect of the entire world, and a successful record against world terrorism.

The Clinton Legacy

Apropos of Brown Line's comment, has anyone noticed how accepted "scumbag" is on TV, etc. (at least on NYPD Blue-type shows keepin' it real)? I suppose writers and presumably censors think it means "dirtbag", rather than "used condom."

I also hear the word "prick" used more and more on television.

I never knew that scumbag had that meaning.

The word is unscrewable, September.

I think the NYT dosen't like to use the word condom too much because it confuses the old folks. My inlaws think condoms are some kind of rowhouse.

Anyone notice this? According to the AP...
"He was accused of having a sexual relationship with Monica Lewinsky, a former White House intern."

So now its just a wild accusation!