Shame on you for picking on that nice retarded boy! I mean, he may be clumsy and slow, but he means well.

Of course, then there is his post asking if Republican bloggers even KNEW any black people. What an ass he is.

I've got better things to do than type in the link for a fat, talentless slime-merchant of a McDonald's mascot.

You forgot 'inarticulate.'

Seriously, I thought Cousin Ollie stopped blogging. Now I have to live knowing that the blogosphere is a notch dumber. Thanks Ace and Allah, I can always count on you two to ruin a perfectly good night.

But this IS all about race. The liberals won't be able to stand an excellent, Black Republican senator like Michael Steele will be when he wins in '06.

I thought Cousin Ollie stopped blogging...

When did he start? I hesitate to call psychotic racist rants "blogging".

Ace I'm SHOCKED SHOCKED that you would pick on a poor weight challenged individual. Don't you think its bad enough to have to look in the mirror and see...Oliver Willis! Imagine the horror of going through life with taunts like
"Hey you look like a black Peter Griffin, but not as smart"
"Fat Albert is Mr. T compared to you"
For shame.

So if a white person says something nice about a black person, it's an indication that the white person thinks that quality is unheard of in black people? It's automatically racist to compliment a person of color?

This is going to be a tough standard to work with.

Cartman link aint working

I suppose white people should be more niggardly in how we pay compliments to black people.

Oliver who?

Maryland Lt. Governor Michael Steele is articulate.

President Bush is not.

In OllieWorld, as I am a member of the caucasion race, I have assimulated the belief that all whites are naturally articulate. By calling Bush inarticulate, I'm racist against whites as well as blacks.

See how clear it is?

I've come across rare footage of O-Chub and Ace's early days in the hood. (Early because O-Chub hasn't put the weight on yet and Ace still had his license)
Here we see O-Chub talking smack and Ace taking care of bizznazz.

Actually, I've heard "stuck on stupid" from a lot of ex-military guys. Some were even white! And hispanic! Go figure.

Ace -

To settle the question of "racism": Would you describe George W. Bush (or his father, come to that!) as "articulate"?

Not just no, but hell no!

I would describe Ann Coulter as articulate. Off her nut, now and again, but articulate. What does this have to do with race?

Um....does this mean you need great legs to be articulate? Has anyone seen a politician in shorts, so we can check?

Ooooh! If it does, then Hillary is not articulate, but downright speech impaired.

I like this new definition of "articulate."

Ace - as much as it pains you could you link to O-Dub's site when you ref him? Otherwise we have to type it in the address bar and that history never goes away.

On another note - I've found the best way to counter charges of racism is to point out how many porn sites you visit that feature "sweet black booty"

"...but something tells me he hears stuff about forty seconds before George Fucking Plimpton or Tucker Fucking Carlson does."

And how slow does that make him when you consider that George Plimpton isn't hearing anything these days 'cuz he's been dead for two years.

(Not sure about Tucker Carlson ....)

Hm. I just got 86,700 Google hits on "stuck on stupid." They cover the spectrum. For sure, there's a Ghostface Killah song from 1996 that includes the phrase. That's the oldest dated reference I see, and I spent a grueling 90 seconds on the exercise. A cursory glance shows most of the hits at the front of the pile are descriptions of the Linux desktop.

I assume we can all agree that Linux is as white as Miracle Whip in February.

Oliver is a dirty fat smelly piece of cooz...is that racist or just over the top?

I assume we can all agree that Linux is as white as Miracle Whip in February.

Not anymore...

Red Flag, Ubuntu, GoBoLinux, etc

Ace - as much as it pains you could you link to O-Dub's site when you ref him? Otherwise we have to type it in the address bar and that history never goes away.

Right click on the bar on the bottom of your screen to the right of Start. Click Properties. Click Advanced. Click Clear. Done.

Also, you can download a great spyware program called Ad-Aware from Lavasoft (this cool Swedish company). When you scan for spyware, you can instruct it to Search for Negligible Risks. It will then empty all the MRU files (most recently used files) for all the programs on your computer.

I guess it's clear that I don't want Mrs. Michael to know what I've been doing on this computer.

Ah, don't feel guilty. Mrs. Michael is doing the same sort of computer cleansing, removing things like:

PoolBoysRUs
How-to-fool-your-husband.com
and
Brewfan's personal email address

It sucks to be the last one to know...

There are black people?

Ace and Allah can't read these comments. They're both at a party That Can't Be Named tonight and neither of them invited us.

Brewfan's personal email address

[psst, Lipstick, Mrs. Michael says hi!]

Ace and Allah can't read these comments. They're both at a party That Can't Be Named tonight and neither of them invited us.

Friggin' wild and crazy New York bloggers. I'm at home, drinking a beer and watching Alton Brown.

Woo hoo.

Now we can OW "articulate" without fear of complimenting him. By his standards, the more we applaud his writing, the more insulting we become. It's comforting to know that, whether we say something negative or positive, we can't even accidentally give him a compliment.

I'm not at the party.

I'm not at the party.

Dang. I figured we'd get a full report. Always wanted to know what goes on at them "big city" parties.

I'm not at the party.

Why not? If it's b/c a couple of million islamofacists still want to kill you, go incognito. Better yet, go as Ace. Nobody knows what he looks like, either. Well, maybe Karol, but she'll be shitface soon.

Oliver Willis (aka The Twinkie-Meister) - Articulate AND Stuck On Stupid.

Regards,

St Wendeler

Another Rovian Conspiracy

Why not? If it's b/c a couple of million islamofacists still want to kill you, go incognito.

Eh. Just not much of a mingler.

Again, thanks to Allah. See how much better this is when you help me rather than viciously attack me?

Actually, Ace, it's fun when Allah drops in to bust your 'tard balls.

"Big Fun"? I laughed for five minutes over that one. I love it when you get on a rant, Ace.

Eh. Just not much of a mingler.

Are you hinting that you're shy? If true, not unusual.

Are you hinting that you're shy? If true, not unusual.

You think? What are the odds that a guy who spends lots of time surfing the Net would be antisocial?

You think? What are the odds that a guy who spends lots of time surfing the Net would be antisocial?

Say it ain't so...

"antisocial" is garroting your neighbor then raping/killing his wife and daughter because their dog crapped on your lawn.

Eco-friendly anti-social is disposing of the bodies in a nice dumpster fire so the rotting corpses won't attract vermin in the neighborhood.

No, "antisocial" is using pseudonymes for your pseudonymes' pseudonyme online.

You think? What are the odds that a guy who spends lots of time surfing the Net would be antisocial?

I don't consider shyness the same as antisocial. Since, it's not my place to argue what you are, or are not, antisocial it is.

I have a hard time believing that Oliver's blathering isn't anything but an effort to paper over the fact that Democratic Senate Committee has been nailed with possessing Lt. Governor Steele's credit record.

You know, private information you and I get scared into protecting on a regular-high-diddly-damn basis.

I mean, God forbid someone be articulate AND Republican - that just ruins the whole juvenile notion that Oliver and Co. have about Republicans. Oh no, they have to disguise this as an issue of race - that Steele is an "Uncle Tom" or an "Oreo", terms that are racist on their face. People like Oliver can't just disagree, they have to be asshats and liars about it too.

Has anyone seen a politician in shorts, so we can check?

Please, God, do not let me see a politician in shorts. Any politician. (Well, unless the politician rides a bike regularly, come to think of it. But that's not most of 'em.) I don't want to have to scrub my brainpan with bleach.

So let me get this straight....Oliver Willis is black?

Hey, Oliver:

1) Chris Rock is thin.

2) Chris Rock is funny.

3) Chris Rock is not hideously ugly.

By saying this, I don't mean to distinguish him from black people, but rather from you, Michael Moore, and Jabba the Hutt.

Since it matters so much of O-Dub, I promise never to consider him articulate.

Slim chance of that ever happening, anyway. But just to be polite, it's now policy.

Cordially...

Oliver has to be the only person in the country who watched the Roberts hearings and came away thinking it's remarkable to distinguish a Senate candidate by describing him as "articulate."

Seriously, there are so many incoherent politicians out there . . . wait, I'm using logic again. No fair.

Democratic Senate Committee has been nailed

Comrade "sanctimonious pussnut judicial committee member" Chuck Schumer's staffers too.

This makes it exceptionally sweet.

Of course this was all a perfectly executed Rovian sting to neuter Schumer's credibility during the NEXT confirmation hearings.

My comment here

A little late, but I just remembered this post...

The rerun of the last Seinfeld episode just aired.

I had completely forgotten about the scene wherein Terri Hatcher's character is in bed with 'Jackie' the attorney.

In the scene, they're sexing it up in bed when they roll over, and Terri's character says, "Oh Jackie! You're so articulate!"

I LMAO!

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