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September 14, 2005

Make Sure You Were A Light Blue Tie. It Softens the Devil's Horns.

Career criminals probably ought to avoid animal/Satanic head tatoos.

I just don't think that sort of thing is going to win over a jury. If you must, go with a discreet pentagram on the small of your back, or maybe a "I ♥ Mephistopheles" on your shoulder. You know-- classy stuff like that.


posted by Ace at 03:03 PM
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Yeah, that's never a good design for criminals.

Neither is this (warning: classic).

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on September 14, 2005 03:09 PM

As an acquaintance of mine said once, in another context:

You know something? If you make enough of an effort to declare yoursel[f] different, people are eventually going to notice. And when that happens, you'll have no one to blame but yoursel[f] when you take the flaring bell-end of society's collective SnotSausage straight up the metaphorical keister. Wonga! Wonga!
Posted by: Alex on September 14, 2005 04:12 PM

WEAR

Posted by: Dman on September 14, 2005 05:54 PM

At least the guy in this story can grow his hair out and hide them. I assume he doesn't want the witnesses mentioning it to the jury. But, how do you not? I'm sure some of the wits only ID'd him as "a guy with horn tattos."

A couple of months ago a gangbanger shot and killed a sheriff and he has horns tattoed on his forehead. Another guy on trial and convicted of murder, tattoed "187" on his forehead.

Posted by: on September 14, 2005 06:22 PM

Wanna guess what's tattoed on my dong?

Posted by: Ted Kennedy on September 14, 2005 06:41 PM

Wanna guess what's tattoed on my dong?

"DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE"?

Posted by: BrewFan on September 14, 2005 07:16 PM

Boo f'ing hoo.

I knew Morgan, the guy that this piece of crap killed. Really nice kid, the kind you hope your daughter brings home.

What the article doen't mention is that Morgan stepped in to break up a fightbetween a couple of his teamates and some of the local townies. Mr. Horns came in from the sidelines and stabbed him without warning.

I'm sorry that Morgan's family has to go through another trial. They're nice people and deserve better than this.

If there's any justice in this world this sack of crap will wind up on the wrong end of a prison shank.

Posted by: Rich on September 14, 2005 07:46 PM

If there's any justice in this world this sack of crap will wind up on the wrong end of a prison shank.

Sadly Rich, he'll probably be a local hero in the can and head of his own gang.

I'd love to see him Dahmered, but he didn't do the kind of murder that's going to result in that.

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