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September 05, 2005
One Picture Refutes A Hundred of Michael Moore's Words... Mr. Bush, you just stay the course. It's not your fault that 30 percent of New Orleans lives in poverty or that tens of thousands had no transportation to get out of town. C'mon, they're black! I mean, it's not like this happened to Kennebunkport. Can you imagine leaving white people on their roofs for five days? Don't make me laugh! Race has nothing -- NOTHING -- to do with this! -- Michael Moore
PS, the dog is actually his black wife, in a crafty disguise, which, alas, Paul Wolfowitz immediately realized was a sham. You can tell it's not a real dog, because it's not licking it's own genitals despite having a perfect opportunity to do so. posted by Ace at 01:33 PM
Comments"One of New Orleans' world-famous albino negros" Hahahahahahahahaha...f*cking hilarious!!! Posted by: the daily missive on September 5, 2005 01:36 PM
Michael Moore should be dropped from an airplane into New Orleans without a parchute. Not only would we get rid of this cretin, the resulting blast would pretty much clear the city of all water. Posted by: madne0 on September 5, 2005 01:41 PM
Must... remove... snot of laughter... from air passages.... Yeah okay, I know, TMI. Posted by: Andrea Harris on September 5, 2005 01:42 PM
Like Mikey the Hutt would ever have to worry about a flood anyway. There's not enough water on the planet to sink that giant douchebag. Posted by: zetetic on September 5, 2005 01:46 PM
OK, I don't get it. If the guy on the roof were white, then the joke would make sense, but given the resolution of the picture I can't tell what his race is. My first impression is the guy seems to have darker complexion in his face, medium complexion on his legs, and a possible afro haircut, so I initially though he was probably at least partially black. Whoever scaled the picture really screwed it up, giving it a major case of the jaggies... Posted by: on September 5, 2005 01:48 PM
Look, the legs give it away. Those ain't black legs, mixed legs, or Hispanic legs. They're not even Italian legs. Those are white-boy legs. I know because I own a pair myself. Posted by: ace on September 5, 2005 01:51 PM
OK, if you say so. I knew a guy in college that was half-Italian and half-black, and he looked a lot like the guy on the roof. His complexion was much lighter than you'd expect, but his hair was almost completely like a black person's hair. Perhaps knowing this guy caused me to be the one person to not get the joke right away. Posted by: on September 5, 2005 01:55 PM
"It's not your fault that 30 percent of New Orleans lives in poverty or that tens of thousands had no transportation to get out of town." Well, that part is true ... Posted by: Knemon on September 5, 2005 01:55 PM
The stupid thing about the Moore quote is that he adopts this whole sarcastic "of course it had nothing to do with race" tone while laying out reason after reason that it has to do with poverty. He takes what could have a legitimate complaint, that when calling for a mandatory evacuation the plight of the poor was not taken into account, and turns it into typical bullshit race baing. Of course, the poverty line isn't too promising if you're more concerned with finding answers and solutions than politically damaging Bush, as I have yet to hear any substantive claims that it was known in advance many poor did not have the means to get out, that the local authorities could not handle this, that the feds were notified of this, and that Bush chose to do nothing. Posted by: on September 5, 2005 02:00 PM
"race baing" = "race baiting" Posted by: on September 5, 2005 02:01 PM
What's really stupid about this is that two thirds (67%) of New Orleans' population is -- was -- black. 80% of the population was about to evacuate. In the footage I saw of the survivors, I'd say about 1/4 to 1/3 of them were white or hispanic, and not all of those were tourists. So I'd say that the percentage of black people who fled New Orleans with the other voluntary evacuees was probably the same percentage as those left in the city -- and those in the entire population as a whole. In other words, about two-thirds of the people who got out were black. Or I guess they're honorary white people now? Posted by: Andrea Harris on September 5, 2005 02:11 PM
Sigh. "0% of the population was about to evacuate." That word should be able. I don't know what's wrong with me. I will apply more coffee to the affected area. Posted by: Andrea Harris on September 5, 2005 02:12 PM
And that percentage should be 80%. Hurry up with that coffee! Posted by: on September 5, 2005 02:22 PM
Aargh! Posted by: Andrea Harris on September 5, 2005 03:01 PM
Down here in the south, lots of white boys have pasty white legs and torsos (like me), and dark brown forearms, neck and face. Mostly from mowin the lawn and driving around with your arm out the window of your pickup truck. Yes, my left forearm is much darker than my right. Posted by: Dave in Texas on September 6, 2005 10:11 AM
"and dark brown forearms, neck and face" In Wisconsin we call that a farmer's tan :) Posted by: BrewFan on September 6, 2005 10:16 AM
yep.. here too. Posted by: Dave in Texas on September 6, 2005 10:29 AM
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