This drunk with a mouth full of feces - he doesn't happen go by the moniker "Anon," does he?

Thanks.

Guess I'll just throw away this Cadbury bar, you F***.

I thought I read about this a few months ago... but, UGH!

It gives a whole new meaning to the term "shit breath"

Now that's a potty mouth.

Rocketeer

I was thinking the same thing. However it is not only Anon, the left must be passing around a big ole' bowl of shit dip.

Well. I've got to admit, I really didn't see that coming.

Last week, a guy in my fair city was pulled over for suspicion of driving under the influence, and he decided to escape the charge by leaping off the 30-foot-high overpass where he and the cops were parked.

I'd like to blame stunts like that and the crapmuncher on impaired judgment from alcohol, but there's got to be something else going on. I mean, I went on a few horrendous benders back in my college days, but I never woke up with my mouth tasting that bad.

Either way, the guy was shitfaced.

Damn, I knew there was a good headline. Where were you guys twenty minutes ago?

Hmm. How's this: "It Could Have Been Worse. It Could Have Been Vegemite."

FWIW: Cutaway = Tony

I always strive to root out tastiest bits of foolhardiness from around the world.