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August 24, 2005

Thai MP Launches Investigation Into Fellow MP's Penile Enlargement

The politics of personal enhancement:

A Thai Rak Thai Party MP plans to ask ministers of the party whether any of them have received a silicone injection to enlarge his penis.

Surachart Chamnarnsilp from Udon Thani said the issue had tarnished the party's reputation so he would ask Thai Rak Thai ministers during a party meeting today whether any of them had used such surgery service.

Surachart was commenting on a claim by a woman, Raweewan Satakrak, that a member of the current Cabinet had received a silicone injection on his penis from the same cosmetic clinic which treated her.

Raweewan last week called on the minister to come forward and testify in a defamation case in which the woman was named a defendant.

"If a Thai Rak Thai minister used such service, the party's image would be badly damaged. The one who did it should take responsibility and resign now," Surachart said.

Memo to self: Cancel plans on running for the Thai Parliament.

Thanks to OgreGunner.

And... Not sure how long this site will stay up. It continues to be glitchy. I will post on old blogspot site if one goes down again.

Linked Fixed: Pardon me. It's been a while since I clicked on that site. Completely forgot the URL.

No idea what the password could possibly be.


posted by Ace at 05:31 PM
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Worse, I think that procedure can make your dick fall off. it was briefly popular in the 80s but I believe it is now banned in the US.

Posted by: on August 24, 2005 06:47 PM

Link to blogspot returns "not found" error.

Posted by: Laddy on August 24, 2005 07:07 PM

Despite its reputation, the truth of the matter is that Thailand has a very socially conservative society in most respects.

Posted by: on August 24, 2005 07:10 PM

Despite its reputation, the truth of the matter is that Thailand has a very socially conservative society in most respects.

Well, kind of. Thailand is an odd mixture of rampant sexuality and a very orthodox form of Buddhism, much like Brazil is a mixture of rampant sexuality and a very orthodox form of Catholocism.

Which makes one wonder about the possible link between rigid religious orthodoxy and sex.

Posted by: Michael on August 24, 2005 07:27 PM

I think Ace, bless his moronretard heart meant to link to:

http://ace-o-spades.blogspot.com

Alas, I could be wrong

Posted by: Matt on August 24, 2005 08:04 PM

Link no good, grammer's lousy too.

However, Matt's link does work.

http://ace-o-spades.blogspot.com

Posted by: max on August 24, 2005 08:31 PM

Link now works, but oh the grammer.

Could we please try:

"post on the old blogspot site if this one goes down again"

I mean you got to rest all day so you could come back coherent.

Posted by: maxx on August 24, 2005 09:48 PM

Pretty sad that members of parlament won't even read their spam.

I've been told about 50 million times now that all you need is fraudulent snake oil miraculous herbal pills.

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