I love this guy. Well, second to you, ace. Be sure to check his double secret hidden blog or whatever he calls it.

ps: who is this scott guy he always refers to?

August, I think Scott is Greg's lover/boyfriend/SO.

Speaking of which, whatever happened to July? He was my favorite commenter.

OMG! Are you suggesting there is another gay conservative??? Who works for a nudey mag, or how ever one would catagorize Maxim???

Son. Of. A. Bitch.

Here I am, one of the biggest fans of Jaws ever, can quote the movie at heart, and just saw it again on the big screen two weeks ago (still great), and all I can think of now is. . . how the f-word did I *NOT* come up with this analogy first?

Perfect. Absolutely perfect.

Eff you, Gutfeld. Eff you.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

I love the stream of comments that have been added since I first read it' even the commenters at HuffPo constantly quiver with outrage. This might be my favorite:

I am glad you are here and I want the whole world
to see you and hear your ass hole bloggings
you need the exposure and people will say "what a jerk!,I never ever want to be like that guy"

Dibs on "Ass Hole Bloggings" for a site name.

Here's his 'roommate's" blog. He's a bit of a hoot, too:
http://gutfeldpostpunditwatchreportette.blogspot.com/

My favorite is this quote:

THE CHIEF BRODY SLAP (CBS) is a chief staple in an any liberal diet: a fiery mix of outrage, self-rightious indignation and condemnation delivered from a moral highground so lofty it gives you a nosebleed. The Brody Slap is predicated on the idea that you don't need a solution, only blame. Who needs a real alternative when you're already outraged? It's easy!

I like this quip from his double secret hidden blog:

favorite sounds: 1.heaving utility belts jostling as police officers run thru backyards in any episode of Cops. i can listen to that for hours, and i don't why.

I can listen to that for hours, too.

Ace, you should stop linking to Gutfeld's stuff...he's trying to steal your position as the funniest conservative guy on the blogosphere, or FCGOTB for short.

Wow, I thought we were geeks and nerds over here - but it's only a matter of time before the lib commenters break out the Venn diagrams over at HuffPo to explain in scientific terms exactly how Gutfeld's analogy is flawed.

God, they're funny, and they don't even know it.

Hmm, separated at birth?

http://gutfeldpostpunditwatchreportette.blogspot.com/

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/theblog/archive/steve-cobble/

"Wow, I thought we were geeks and nerds over here - but it's only a matter of time before the lib commenters break out the Venn diagrams over at HuffPo to explain in scientific terms exactly how Gutfeld's analogy is flawed."

That's some hilarious stuff over there. I don't think that they realize that analogies can be effective without two situations being EXACTLY THE SAME.

Thanks to Gutfeld I've actually commented on the HuffPo blog. I feel so dirty.

But he was totally wrong with his analogy, because everyone knows there are no sharks in Iraq. Stupid wingers.

And if there were sharks in Iraq, they wouldn't even want democracy and it's not our business to meddle with them.

KIA 1848
WMD 0

Any questions?

Any questions?

Yeah. What were the answers?

Iraqis who voted: 8 million