Intermarkets' Privacy Policy
Support


Donate to Ace of Spades HQ!


Contact
Ace:
aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
CBD:
cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com


Recent Entries
Absent Friends
Jon Ekdahl 2026
Jay Guevara 2025
Jim Sunk New Dawn 2025
Jewells45 2025
Bandersnatch 2024
GnuBreed 2024
Captain Hate 2023
moon_over_vermont 2023
westminsterdogshow 2023
Ann Wilson(Empire1) 2022
Dave In Texas 2022
Jesse in D.C. 2022
OregonMuse 2022
redc1c4 2021
Tami 2021
Chavez the Hugo 2020
Ibguy 2020
Rickl 2019
Joffen 2014
AoSHQ Writers Group
A site for members of the Horde to post their stories seeking beta readers, editing help, brainstorming, and story ideas. Also to share links to potential publishing outlets, writing help sites, and videos posting tips to get published. Contact OrangeEnt for info:
maildrop62 at proton dot me
Cutting The Cord And Email Security
Moron Meet-Ups

Texas MoMe 2026: 10/16/2026-10/17/2026 Corsicana,TX
Contact Ben Had for info





















« Iraq Constitution May Be Sent To Assembly Without Unanimity, Over Sunni Protests | Main | Turley Offers Taped Proof Of Durbin's Anti-Catholic Question »
August 15, 2005

Bill Clinton Signs Record Deal

It'll be a compliation CD and will be callled...

“The Bill Clinton Collection: Selections from the Clinton Music Room” and is planned as the first in a series of discs of the former president’s favorites.”

For crying out loud. He's pushing sixty and he's still making mix-tapes. What an effin' horndog.

The former president would not detail which songs would be on his mass-market mix-tape, but he did say, "When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV."

He also noted that "The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude."

Note that on the safe-for-TBS edited version of his quote he says "you don't care whether she stops, shops, hops or drops."

On the mix-tape... Jen has some suggestions.

Thanks to Dave from It's Old.


posted by Ace at 12:50 PM
Comments



Oh, please tell me this is satire.

Posted by: on August 15, 2005 12:54 PM

Well, I hope Bill has read "High Fidelity" for some good mix-tape making tips.

Posted by: Slublog on August 15, 2005 12:55 PM

Also heard saying to the interviewer
"Is that your little brother? He's a good lookin' kid."

Posted by: Uncle Jefe on August 15, 2005 12:58 PM

Track 1 - "The Wanderer" by Dion.

Posted by: Rocketeer on August 15, 2005 12:58 PM

Devil in a Blue Dress?

Posted by: DB on August 15, 2005 01:00 PM

The theme from the Benny Hill show has to be on that CD.

Posted by: Gromulin on August 15, 2005 01:01 PM

Track 2) Daisy Duke's - Duice

Posted by: jc on August 15, 2005 01:04 PM

Ace-- check Jennifer's site. Good Clintonesque playlist there.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on August 15, 2005 01:09 PM

I'm thinking the B side is heavy of the George Clinton and Kenny G. Because by then, the rohypnol will have taken effect, and romance will be in the air.

And let's not forget Cheap Trick. The Dream Police -- classic. (That's for your film reference).

Posted by: The Colossus on August 15, 2005 01:17 PM

As for the film reference, I don't remember Kashmir being on side one of Led Zep IV.

Posted by: Captain Ned on August 15, 2005 01:19 PM

The funny thing is; after Damone tells Rat to put on side one of LZ IV, Rat actually plays side 2 of Physical Graffiti.

Posted by: Rob@L&R on August 15, 2005 01:24 PM

I particularly like "Have a Cigar." Heh.

Posted by: CraigC on August 15, 2005 01:34 PM

Is he really sold on that title? I thought Slick Willy's Post-Election Erection Collection captured the mood so much better...

Posted by: Confederate Yankee on August 15, 2005 02:33 PM

Nice Fast Times reference too funny

Posted by: McD on August 15, 2005 05:09 PM

Come on, surely "Love the One You're With" is on there, right?

Posted by: morpheus on August 15, 2005 06:05 PM

This should be a " Copulation CD"

Posted by: River Rat on August 15, 2005 08:45 PM

Wonder if the NYT will write some snarky "no mention if he had Lou Bega's "Little Bit of Monica" on the disk, a la that gratuituous Fortunate Son snipe in the Bush Ipod story?

Posted by: to'd on August 16, 2005 12:05 AM

I'm sure Hillary would like to see "I Need A Man To Love", and Bill would like "Ball And Chain" (since he's still married to the Hildabeast)

Posted by: on August 16, 2005 04:47 AM

when the end comes i know
I'm just a gigolo
life goes on without me

Posted by: on August 17, 2005 02:50 AM
Post a comment
Name:


Email Address:


URL:


Comments:


Remember info?








Now Available!
The Deplorable Gourmet
A Horde-sourced Cookbook
[All profits go to charity]
Top Headlines
CJN podcast 1400 copy.jpg
Podcast: Starting a new season, CBD and Sefton discuss their personal journeys to conservative principles, is Nick Shirley the beginning of a trend?, Iran trying to reignite the war, the Left attacks itself, even on "Best Guitarist" lists, and more!
Leftists who have been drawing Frankendistricts for decades are suddenly upset about Republican line-drawing
Socialist usurper Obama cut commercials urging Virginians to vote for the bizarre "lobster" gerrymander -- but now says gerrymanders are so racist you guys
Obama is complaining about the new Louisiana map -- but here's the thing, the new map has much more compact and rational borders than the old racial gerrymander map
Pete Bootyjudge is whining too. But here's the Illinois gerrymander he supports.
Big Bonus! Under the new Florida congressional map, Debbie Wasserman Schultz will probably lose her seat
And she can't even go on The View because she's ugly a clump of stranger's hair in the bath-drain
CJN podcast 1400 copy.jpg
Podcast: CBD and Sefton Charge the Democrats with fomenting violence against the nation with their rhetoric, Virginia redistricting going down the tubes? Trump's bully pulpit is not censorship, Lee Zeldin is a star, J.B. Pritzker is an idiot, and more!
ANOTHER LEFT WING ASSASSIN ATTEMPTS TO KILL TRUMP
If I understand this, the left-wing Democrat assassin attempted to get into the White House Correspondents Association dinner, and was stopped at the magnetometers, which detected his gun. I guess he pulled out the gun and was shot by Secret Service agents.
Erika Kirk was present.
Forgotten 70s Mystery Click
You made me cry
when you said good-bye

70s, not 50s
Now that is a motherflipping intro
CJN podcast 1400 copy.jpg
Podcast: Sefton and CBD wonder about the Chaos that Trump is creating in the minds of the Iranian junta, Virginia redistricting is pure power grab, Ilhan Omar is many things ...and stupid too! Amazon censoring conservative thought again, and the UK...put a fork in it!
NYT Melts Down Over Texas Rangers Statue Outside... Texas Rangers' Stadium
"The Athletic posted a lengthy article about a statue outside Globe Life Field, presenting a virtue-signaling moral grievance as unbiased news coverage." [CBD]
Important Message from Recent Convert to Christianity and Yet Super-Serious Christian Tuq'r Qarlson: Actually Muslims love Jesus, it's Trump and his neocons who hate him
Tucker Carlson Network
@TCNetwork

The people in charge [Jews, of course -- ace] don't want you to know this, but Muslims love Jesus.

Islam reveres Him as a major prophet and messenger of the Lord, believes He performed miracles, and states that He will return to Earth to defeat the Antichrist. That's why Donald Trump's painting depicting himself as the Son of God offended the president of Iran. It was an attack on his religion as well as Christianity.

Trump's trolling tweet was ill-advised, but Tucker is just lying when he claims the Christianity-hating President of Iran was "offended" by this.
He's one step away from announcing his official conversion to Islam. He literally never stops praising Islam. Well, he suddenly became Christian two years ago, there's not much stopping him from converting again.
You can track Tuq'r's official conversion to Islam with this Bingo card.
CJN podcast 1400 copy.jpg
Podcast: CBD and Sefton talk Orban losing, but is it the end of Hungary? The Irish start a brawl, but is it enough, Pope Leo wades into politics, Trump calls Iran's bluff and blockades Hormuz, Artemis II! Swallwell is scum, and more!
People say that the bearded man in the video of Fartwell molesting a hooker looks like Democrat Arizona Senator Rueben Gallego, said to be Swalwell's "best friend" and known to take vacations with him.
Recent Comments
Chrissie Hynde: "*What are we doing Ohio???* ---- It's like my ci ..."

Smell the Glove: "Watched a vid of Indian state Rep Hardman practica ..."

San Franpsycho: "The question is not whether those who can vote in ..."

fd: ""Stephen Colbert cheek-smoochers." The kind of ..."

Sponge - F*ck Cancer: "[i]Bloomberg News reported Sunday that the United ..."

Huck Follywood: "The question is not whether those who can vote in ..."

Bonecrusher: "The situation in Iran brilliantly illustrates the ..."

Hadrian the Seventh: " [i]Good thing I got my degree from Texas State w ..."

Sponge - F*ck Cancer: "FIRST!!!!! ..."

Hadrian the Seventh: " Going through the spread sheet on Dutch's (BISS ..."

Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere [/i] [/b] [/s]: "[i]She's a very kissy dog now and Odessa is sulkin ..."

Itchy Ban: "I suffered from Grifting Oleaginous Parasites for ..."

Bloggers in Arms
Some Humorous Asides
Archives