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August 15, 2005

Bill Clinton Signs Record Deal

It'll be a compliation CD and will be callled...

“The Bill Clinton Collection: Selections from the Clinton Music Room” and is planned as the first in a series of discs of the former president’s favorites.”

For crying out loud. He's pushing sixty and he's still making mix-tapes. What an effin' horndog.

The former president would not detail which songs would be on his mass-market mix-tape, but he did say, "When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV."

He also noted that "The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude."

Note that on the safe-for-TBS edited version of his quote he says "you don't care whether she stops, shops, hops or drops."

On the mix-tape... Jen has some suggestions.

Thanks to Dave from It's Old.


posted by Ace at 12:50 PM
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Oh, please tell me this is satire.

Posted by: on August 15, 2005 12:54 PM

Well, I hope Bill has read "High Fidelity" for some good mix-tape making tips.

Posted by: Slublog on August 15, 2005 12:55 PM

Also heard saying to the interviewer
"Is that your little brother? He's a good lookin' kid."

Posted by: Uncle Jefe on August 15, 2005 12:58 PM

Track 1 - "The Wanderer" by Dion.

Posted by: Rocketeer on August 15, 2005 12:58 PM

Devil in a Blue Dress?

Posted by: DB on August 15, 2005 01:00 PM

The theme from the Benny Hill show has to be on that CD.

Posted by: Gromulin on August 15, 2005 01:01 PM

Track 2) Daisy Duke's - Duice

Posted by: jc on August 15, 2005 01:04 PM

Ace-- check Jennifer's site. Good Clintonesque playlist there.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on August 15, 2005 01:09 PM

I'm thinking the B side is heavy of the George Clinton and Kenny G. Because by then, the rohypnol will have taken effect, and romance will be in the air.

And let's not forget Cheap Trick. The Dream Police -- classic. (That's for your film reference).

Posted by: The Colossus on August 15, 2005 01:17 PM

As for the film reference, I don't remember Kashmir being on side one of Led Zep IV.

Posted by: Captain Ned on August 15, 2005 01:19 PM

The funny thing is; after Damone tells Rat to put on side one of LZ IV, Rat actually plays side 2 of Physical Graffiti.

Posted by: Rob@L&R on August 15, 2005 01:24 PM

I particularly like "Have a Cigar." Heh.

Posted by: CraigC on August 15, 2005 01:34 PM

Is he really sold on that title? I thought Slick Willy's Post-Election Erection Collection captured the mood so much better...

Posted by: Confederate Yankee on August 15, 2005 02:33 PM

Nice Fast Times reference too funny

Posted by: McD on August 15, 2005 05:09 PM

Come on, surely "Love the One You're With" is on there, right?

Posted by: morpheus on August 15, 2005 06:05 PM

This should be a " Copulation CD"

Posted by: River Rat on August 15, 2005 08:45 PM

Wonder if the NYT will write some snarky "no mention if he had Lou Bega's "Little Bit of Monica" on the disk, a la that gratuituous Fortunate Son snipe in the Bush Ipod story?

Posted by: to'd on August 16, 2005 12:05 AM

I'm sure Hillary would like to see "I Need A Man To Love", and Bill would like "Ball And Chain" (since he's still married to the Hildabeast)

Posted by: on August 16, 2005 04:47 AM

when the end comes i know
I'm just a gigolo
life goes on without me

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