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August 15, 2005

I think the National Enquirer is more reputable than the French media.

Once again, our perfidious friends the Frogs make even the NY Times look professional. Can anyone here, or at Agence France Presse, explain to me the association between this picture and the sidebar text???


posted by Tanker at 11:55 AM
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Looks like Spring Break pictures to me.

Posted by: WunderKraut on August 15, 2005 12:01 PM

Didn't you read Abu Musab al-Zarqawi's list of demands and grievances?

... whereas the infidel invaders have polluted our holy land with the derivative and banal musical stylings of Jessica Simpson ... and don't even get me started with that Clay Aiken ... may the jackals feed well upon his bones!!

Posted by: Phinn on August 15, 2005 12:06 PM

Oh, I dunno, I kind of like the implication: America is so all-powerful, its bikini-clad infidel women can kick al Qaeda's asses by proxy, while lounging poolside listening to music that definitely is haram.

Posted by: Rocketeer on August 15, 2005 12:06 PM

Maybe she's the one that put down al-Zarqawi's top aide. We know even our women our tougher than the terrorists. Our female soldiers don't need to go up against innocents like they choose to do

Posted by: Silk on August 15, 2005 12:09 PM

Well, the caption suggests the woman is a soldier, and a pretty nice looking one at that.

I LOVE the women in uniform - and out! :-)

Posted by: Mark on August 15, 2005 12:21 PM

Obviously the dead terrorist was mezmerized by her infidel loins, rendering him easy prey.

Posted by: Confederate Yankee on August 15, 2005 12:24 PM

I'll go along with a couple of other posters and say that once you've deconstructed the subtext of the picture and the associated story, the implication is that American troops find putting down Islamofascist terrorist shitheads to be pretty much a day at the beach.

Posted by: utron on August 15, 2005 12:30 PM

Okay, I get it.

I post substantive stuff about the Iraqi constitution, Tanker posts a chick in a bikini, and you retards all run to comment on his post.

Okay. Okay. I get it.

Posted by: ace on August 15, 2005 12:33 PM

The Army should use that for a recruiting poster.

Posted by: Gromulin on August 15, 2005 12:42 PM

Hummina, hummina.

The United States Army. . . It's Fannn-tastic!

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on August 15, 2005 12:44 PM

This is outrageous! Only one picture? Didn't that stupid Frog photog get some of her standing up and looking at the camera?

Posted by: jmchez on August 15, 2005 12:51 PM

While her loins are of major concern, notice that her head is not covered, allowing her to mesmerise jihadis with her evil feminine hair rays.

Posted by: Sean M. on August 15, 2005 01:10 PM

I didn't know GI's were issued mountain bikes and that because of the rash of thievery at the camp it was necessary to chain lock them up.

Posted by: Dman on August 15, 2005 01:22 PM

Yes, because nothing screams "You're gonna get an asskicking" like a bikini-clad female with a an M16 and a bandolier around her full, tanned breasts.

Posted by: CraigC on August 15, 2005 01:41 PM

Yes, because nothing screams "You're gonna get an asskicking" like a bikini-clad female with a an M16 and a bandolier around her full, tanned breasts.

Dammit, CraigC, now I have to change my underwear.

Posted by: Pompous on August 15, 2005 01:50 PM

If that is a quagmire, the world needs more quagmires! Sort of undermines the 'bodycount" storyline in the MLM.

Posted by: Danimal on August 15, 2005 07:40 PM

It's funny, you can see her M16 behind her leaning against the fence. She's cute, though. Take THAT, Jihad-Jim!

Posted by: Greatmoose on August 16, 2005 10:19 AM
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