Heh. Like the picture of the perp - nice going, Carlos! The only thing that would have made this story better is if the wooden leg had belonged to Carlos instead of the baby crib.

But Enid cops told TSG that they actually found his underwear stash--weighing in at an astonishing 55 pounds--stored in a large red cooler.

Holy crap! I've never weighed my stash, but it could possibly be more than 10 lbs, max.

Is there anything sadder than a baby with a wooden leg?

Oh, wait...nevermind.

Ace,

I swear I don't know who this is.

Cheers,
Dave from Garfield County

I love Oklahoma. Lots of stupid people and nobody cares if you beat the living hell out of them.

OK, a long-distance semi-boyfriend once asked me to send him a pair of my panties. I sort of shrugged and thought, "Well, alright, don't know what exactly you want them for, but I'm a sport".

So I sent him a brand new pair of panties, they were cute, lacy and pristine.

Then, the phone call: "Uh, Lipstick, the idea was that you WEAR them first"

Me: What?! Ugh!!

Him: Never mind.

55 pounds of pilfered panties in his private poke? Pathetic pulchritude!

Is Monty showing off his alliterative prowess, or is he just a big fan of the old Batman TV show?

Holy uncalled-for-shots, Batman!

...besides, there's no reason it can't be both.

If the incident occurred in Canada, Monty would have had to write:

25 kilos of crotch coverings kept by klepto in cooler? Creepy Criminal!

For shame Smoking Gun.
They showed a picture of the perp & panties, but it would be far more pertinent to see pictures of the poor victim. Until we know how hot she looks when wearing panties (or when not, if the perp stole all of them) ,how can we truly judge this man?