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July 18, 2005
Another "Good" OutingAt least according to the left. Rick Santorum, famous gay-hater, has a gay (and black) spokesman. The left of course despises the spokesman for being a traitor to his race and sexuality, and so has outed him as gay. (They would have outed him as black, too, but his skin's high concentration of melanin already gave that away.) Remember: Everyone's private sexual conduct is their own business... so long as you're liberal. Thanks to The Blogometer, which has further quotes and links, including a response from a furious Santorum. posted by Ace at 01:10 PM
CommentsI've tried arguing about this with my liberal friends. Strangely enough, they're always willing to defer to a homosexual's opinion on homosexual matters - no matter how insane - until they hear an opinion they don't like. This string of outings is easily understood, though. The greatest, most vile crime anyone can commit in the eyes of a liberal is hypocrisy. That is all. No context is sufficient to justify holding one view and then changing your mind. Note the run up to the Iraq war. We couldn't hate Saddam Hussein because "For the love of God, Rumsfeld shook hands with him decades ago! It'd be hypocritical!" Uh huh. That was the most commonly used anti-war rationale I heard from my lefty friends at the time. So, if you're gay and you're Republican, you are a hypocrite and deserve having your sex life "exposed" for the good of the "right-thinking homosexuals" who are "damaged" by your "extremist" and "self-loathing" politics. And on and on and on. This is easily remedied, however. Whenever I get an earful of this crap, I just bring up something along the lines of "Didn't you bang a evangelical a few weeks back? Then you have no right to criticize them. Thinking they're bad, evil people but good enough to get off with is the height of hypocrisy. You have no ethics and no soul!" Over the top, yes. But when you sit there and weave their sexual history with their politics, they don't like it, and it shuts them up for awhile. Posted by: Rob on July 18, 2005 05:42 PM
Imagine for a moment if you will, publications like American Spectator, or The Weekly Standard outing Leftwing staffers? Doesn't even have to be the gay thing. What if we just reported on their sex lives. Which staffers are promiscious? Which ones have cheated on thier spouses? Which ones rent porn? Why not? Nothing seems to be sacred to the left. The world would end as we know it. We would never do that, of course. Posted by: Rightwingsparkle on July 18, 2005 08:15 PM
Well, hypocrisy on the left is far more rampant than on the right in my completely biased view. They can personally make millions and give virtually nothing to charity while at the same time calling for more taxation to force the middle class to bleed. They can ride around in jets and SUV's and yet publicly press for fuel conservation for the masses. They can be former Klan members who most certainly took part in cross burnings, and still be respected members of congress. They can make a ruckus about 'church and state,' while making as many campaign appearances in a church that they possibly can. They can say 'the personal is the political' while at the same time excusing gross exploitation of a female subordinate as personal foible, outside the political sphere. They can call the Republicans racists while at the same time having a comparatively pale profile in their own league of power brokers. They talk about being populists, then rage about how ignorant the masses are after every electoral defeat. They overwhelmingly control virtually every blighted urban center, yet somehow manage to blame the decline of same on republicans. I can do this all night. Need I go on? Posted by: lauraw on July 18, 2005 10:30 PM
What do I suppose changed you? Flouridated water.. that's my guess. Posted by: Dave in Texas on July 18, 2005 11:11 PM
Well I know with me, it was my first real paycheck. My niece just got her first paycheck and showed me with ANGER how much the govt. took out. I said "A Republican is born!" Posted by: Rightwingsparkle on July 19, 2005 12:02 AM
This is the stuff that really sets my teeth on edge - the endless double-standards. Posted by: The Anchoress on July 19, 2005 12:13 AM
Now that you mention it Dave in TX...it sorta did start when I was living in Hartford..... city water....hmmm Posted by: lauraw on July 19, 2005 09:36 AM
Rightwingsparkle Ages ago, when I was underemployed at a convience store making $200.00 a week, I remember saying to other 'po folk that the government took $50.00 of that! Po and ignorant as they were, they go that one pretty quick! Posted by: 100 GERMAN WOMEN on July 19, 2005 10:53 AM
RWS: sounds more like "a fiscal conservative is born". Sadly, it's pretty hard to find anybody who wants to take less of your niece's money on either side of the asile. Of course, a "Republican voter" still seems to be a bit out of phase with a "Republican politician" on this one. Posted by: James on July 19, 2005 01:42 PM
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What? Skeleton of the most famous Musketeer, D'Artagnan, possibly discovered in Dutch church closet.
Dumas picked four names of real musketeers out of a history book, D'Artagnan, Athos, Aramis, and Porthos. So there was an actual D'Artagnan, though he made most of the story up. (Or, you know, all of it.)* Charles de Batz de Castelmore, known as d'Artagnan, the famous musketeer of Kings Louis XIII and Louis XIV, spent his life in the service of the French crown. A lot of Dumas's stories are based on bits of real history. The plot of the >Three Musketeers, about trying to recover lost diamonds from the queen's necklace, was cribbed from the then-almost-contemporaneous Affair of the Queen's Necklace. And the Man in the Iron Mask is based on real accounts of a prisoner forced to wear a mask (though I think it was a velvet mask). * Oh, I should mention, Dumas says all this, about finding the names in an old book, in the prologue to his novel. But authors lie a lot. They frequently present fictions as based on historic fact. The twist is, he was actually telling the truth here. At least about these four musketeers having actually existed and served under Louis XIV. Fun fact: You know the beginning of A Fistful of Dollars where the local gunslingers make fun of Clint Eastwood's donkey and Eastwood demands they apologize to the donkey? That's lifted from The Three Musketeers. Rochefort mocks D'Artagnan's old, brokedown farm horse and D'Artagnan is incensed.
A commenter asked which should be read first, The Hobbit of LOTR?
Easy, no question -- read The Hobbit first. It's actually the start of the story and comes first chronologically. It sets up some major characters and major pieces in play in LOTR. Also, the Hobbit is Beginner-Friendly, which LOTR isn't. The Hobbit really is a delightful book, and a fast read. It's chatty, it's casual, it's exciting, and it's funny. In that dry cheeky British humor way. I love that the narrator is constantly making little asides and commentary, like he's just sitting next to you telling you this story as it occurs to him. LOTR is a very long story. Fifteen hundred pages or so. The Hobbit is relatively short and very punchy and easy to read. If you don't like The Hobbit, you can skip out on LOTR. If you do like it, you'll be primed to read LOTR. Oh, I should say: The Hobbit is written as if it's for children, but one of those smart children's stories that are also for adults. Don't worry, there's also real fighting and violence and horror in it, too. LOTR is written for adults. (It's said that Tolkien wrote both for his children, but LOTR was written 17 years later, when his children were adults.) Some might not like The Hobbit due to its sometimes frivolous tone. Me, I love it. I find it constantly amusing. Both are really good but there is a starkly different tone to both. LOTR is epic, grand, and serious, about a world war, The Hobbit is light and breezy, and about a heist. Though a heist that culminates in a war for the spoils.
The Hobbit Challenge: Read two more chapters. I didn't have much time. Bilbo got the ring.
I noticed a continuity problem. Maybe. Now, as of the time of The Hobbit, it was unknown that this magic ring was in fact a Ring of Power, and it was doubly unknown that it was the Ring of Power, the Master Ring that controlled the others. But the narrator -- who we will learn in LOTR was none of than Bilbo himself, who wrote the book as "There and Back Again" -- says this about Gollum's ring: "But who knows how Gollum had come by that present [the Ring], ages ago in the old days when such rings were still at large in the world? Perhaps even the Master who ruled them could not have said." In another passage, the ring is identified as a "ring of power." I don't know, I always thought there was a distinction between mere magic rings and the Rings of Power created by Sauron. But this suggests that Bilbo knew this was a ring of power created by Sauron. Now I don't remember when Bilbo wrote the Hobbit. In the movie, he shows Frodo the book in Rivendell, and I guess he wrote it after he left the Shire. I guess he might have added in the part about the ring being a ring of power created by "the Master" after Gandalf appraised him of his research into the ring. I never noticed this before. I know Tolkien re-wrote this chapter while he was writing LOTR to make the ring important from the start. And also to make Gollum more sinister and evil, and also to remove the part where Gollum actually offers Bilbo the ring as a "present" -- Bilbo had already found it on his own, but Gollum was wiling to give it away, which obviously is not something the rewritten Gollum would ever do. But I had no memory of the ring being suggested to be The Ring so early in the tale.
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Oh, I forgot to mention this quote from Pete Hegseth, reported by Roger Kimball: "We are sharing the ocean with the Iranian Navy. We're giving them the bottom half."
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Tomorrow is March 25th, "Tolkien Reading Day," because March 25th is the day when the Ring is destroyed in the book. I think I'm going to start the Hobbit tomorrow and read all four books this time.
The only bad part of the trilogy are the Frodo/Sam chapters in The Two Towers. They're repetitive, slow, and mostly about the weather and terrain. But most everything else is good. Weirdly, the Frodo-Sam chapters in Return of the King are exciting and action-packed and among the best in the trilogy. (Though the chapters with everyone else in Return of the King get pretty slow again. Mostly people talking about marching towards war, and then marching towards war.)
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AI is doing a lot of the work in analyzing images to find the exact hiding place of the launchers. Counter-strikes are now coming in four hours after a launch, whereas previously it might have taken days for humans to go over the imagery and data.
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