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July 14, 2005

Google Newswire Promotes Joe Wilson to "CIA Officer"

View screen-capture.

Well, he is sleeping with one, so close enough for the MSM's multiple layers of professional fact-checkers, I suppose.

Thanks to American Barbarian.

Is Google Really MSM?: Well, I don't know if it's Google's headline or, say, some MSM source like the AP distributing the story.

As Otter in Animal House said: "Forget it, he's rolling."

I'm Having Trouble With My Links: Should work now. Fingers crossed.

Note: The headline, I'm told, has since been corrected. But for a while today the eager-beavers at Google or AP were very big on transforming a shaggy-haired bureaucratic hack into a globe-trotting Double-Oh agent with a license to misrepresent.

Oh, and he's a Republican too.


posted by Ace at 11:12 AM
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Yes, he's now a "CIA officer," and his wife is certainly NOT to be called "some overreaching slut working a desk at Langley who Miss Moneypenney would beat the bejeezus out of in a heartbeat for foisting herself off as an agent."
No, she's a "under deep cover" Beltway diva whose death Karl Rove will be blamed for...eventually. Unless the next rhinoplasty goes bad.

Didn't you get the memo?

Posted by: TC@LeatherPenguin on July 14, 2005 11:40 AM

I think Plame actually worked deep UNDER the covers for the CIA.

Posted by: Master of None on July 14, 2005 11:46 AM

bad link

Posted by: on July 14, 2005 12:22 PM

Does Google Newswire rate MSM status?

Posted by: Mark on July 14, 2005 12:23 PM

As Otter said in Animal House: "Forget it, he's rolling."

Posted by: ace on July 14, 2005 12:43 PM

Thanks for the link.

Posted the screen caps at my site

http://americanbarbarian.blogspot.com/

Posted by: American Barbarian on July 14, 2005 01:17 PM

um ,from the looks of it, that's the washington post's headline. clicked on a few current links on google news and they all came up as the article title on the original site.

Posted by: maggie katzen on July 14, 2005 03:28 PM

Your analysis is totally wrong....

It was Boone, not Otter who spoke that line in Animal House:

Bluto (John Belushi):What?! Over? Did you say over? NOTHING is over until WE decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? HELL, NO!

Otter: Germans?

Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.

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