"Who did it?... a secretive cabal of Karl Rove, the CIA, Texas oil men, the Cigarette Smoking Man from the X-Files, and the Ghost of Richard Milhouse Nixon."

Wait a second. Are they all Jooooooos, or only some of them?

What about Rudy Giuliani? He always seems to be suspiciously around when these things happen.

hahaha.

And of course the Jooooos were involved, but they're so crafty they manipulate others (like Nixon's Ghost) to carry out their plans for them, without even realizing they're doing so.

I mean, it was so obvious the Mossad was ultimately behind it I didn't want to insult your intelligence by saying so.

'Sides, those fuckers play rough. You know why the Mossad destroyed the WTC? Not to get American on Israel's side; no, that was just a happy incidental benefit.

I'm reliably told it all had to do with a bar-bet about Sandy Koufax.

Sandy Fucking Koufax. Never impugn Sandy Koufax to a Mossad agent.

Keep your cotton picking hands off of my spectre.

I shared and apartment in Collge with two blokes from the UAE and BOTH were named Mohamed. They also had a friend from Yemen who also went by Mohamed and was funnier than hell. The only other Middle-Eastern fellow I knew in College was a Turkish exchange student that I used to climb with on occasion and his name was Mehmet, which is Turkish for Mohamed.

The whole thing was like being on a Peruvian soccer team with half the guys name Jesus.

On a side note, all of them loved Western women and could drink me under the table.

"Miss, do you have any light reading?"

"Here's a pamphlet on famous Jewish athletes."

I can only hope pricks like this taste their own blood before they die at the hands of their fucking stupidity and appeasment.

If America had any balls anymore we'd nuked the bastards years ago and the entire damn thing would be over with.

http://www.boston.com/news/globe/editorial_opinion/oped/articles/2005/07/08/a_look_in_the_mirror_for_america/

My sources say they are looking for one Jon Jonson, rumored to be in Wisconsin.