Middle Aged Conservative Men Are Immature

But they are still hot!

CHIMPY!

Why is Janeane holding a yellow flag with Bush's image on it?

She needs to lose weight, though, 'cause she's still looking a little dumpy.

Later,
bbeck

bbeck: lol!

The moveon types that she caters to are the epitome of immature. Witness any protest for evidence. Then look at the counter-protest, if the conservatives were able to get away from their jobs and other responsibilites to actually have one.

On a recent date, the guy revealed that he is a conservative Republican.

If that isn't heart-melting, female viagra-like talk, I'm not sure what is!

Oh sorry, TMI? Never mind...

The results are in: even dog poop is smarter than most Democrats.

Other Complaints Garofalo Has About Middle Aged Conservative Men...

-- They actually earn their living

-- They get all the upper class p****

-- They have a preference for washed hair

-- Their "six inches" is strangely twice as long as Al Franken's

-- They make more money than she does

-- Their sperm has more potential for cogent thought than the entire staff of Air America

-- Deeply-gouged frown wrinkles turn them off

-- Despite the fact she's seen it up close, they don't believe Hillary Clinton has a vagina

--They don't think she's funny, attractive, or relevant

Later,
bbeck

bbeck you are on fire!

LOL. Thanks Warden. Janeane just brings it out in me, I guess. What a STUPID woman.

Later,
bbeck

Actually, even though I am a married middle-aged conservative male, I have to shamefully admit that I find Garofalo attractive. G_d help me, I can't explain why. Maybe its her sawed-off plumpness or something but I loved her wih her racoon eyes in 'Mystery Men'.

I'm ashamed.

Tob

Tob:

You should be ashamed. At least you have the decency to admit it. Good decision to make your post anonymous.

Is that you, BrewFan?

Anonymous? None the less she's weirdly attractive. Maybe she reminds me of someone I 'knew' but can't remember. The 60's are kind of a blur. :-)

Tobias

Hey, I don't have a posted by: ??? That must be what you mean. Lets try putting my email on the URL line.

Tob

And the first time I hit post it refuses to do so because of content but a second post works ???

And erases my personal info ??? Lets try again.

Apparently my name is disallowed content.

Tob

Am I banned?

Tob

Lets embed it:

Toby928
toby928@dcemail.xxx replace xxx with com

Ah, the submitter responds with
Comment Submission Error:

Your comment submission failed for the following reasons:

Your comment could not be submitted due to questionable content: e m ail.com

It doesn't like my email address. Poor job of parsing, bad submitter bad! This sucks.

I will have to get some unpronounable glyph and become the Poster formally known as Toby928.

Tob

that poop appears to be maturing

Those are Liberal turds. They're so big and fat they could only have come out of a Liberal Asshole, because Liberals are so full of shit!

Another way you know they're Liberal turds is that no conservative would ever shit in the middle of the street.

And nobody but a dirty hippie would shit in the street and think they're so clever they take a picture of it!

Jeneane Garofalo's DAD is middle-aged?

What a riot!

Her dad has got to be 70 or 80 years old.

What a lying spinster.