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June 13, 2005

Just a Question: [Jen @ Demure Thoughts]

Is it just me, or does everyone think "Weekend at Bernie's" when they see this picture?

via: The Manolo


posted by Ace at 01:34 PM
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I guess with enough viagra in the bloodstream, even the dead can walk the earth.

BTW, really, honestly, let's not pick on Hef. He's only doing what every single man on Earth would do in his position.

Well, okay, not *every* man. . . I'm not a big fan of blondes.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on June 13, 2005 01:42 PM

Actually, Hef would make a fine vampire. He actually does live off the flesh of others, so...

Just kidding.
On the undead theme, Lileks gutted the whole vampire-is-cool thing in today's Bleat. Ticked me off.

Posted by: lauraw on June 13, 2005 02:07 PM

You know what would be really sad? If Hef ended up going blind from all that Viagra. All the finest eye candy in the world, and no oogling possible.

Posted by: Dogstar on June 13, 2005 02:27 PM

Hee hee. Hey Hef! Mr. Thurston Howell III called! He wants his hat back! Oh, and he said to say you're not even a Yale man!

Posted by: Enas Yorl on June 13, 2005 02:39 PM

Which one's Tennille?

Posted by: Rocketeer67 on June 13, 2005 02:53 PM

HAH!
Good one rocketeer

Posted by: lauraw on June 13, 2005 03:02 PM

BTW, really, honestly, let's not pick on Hef. He's only doing what every single man on Earth would do in his position.

What's that, sucking in on his upper plate? Or getting enough fluid to go more than a few, painful drops at time?

Posted by: 72 Bimbos on June 13, 2005 04:15 PM

Reminds me of that song Dirty Old Man by the Fugs. I knew Hef would have some amends to make when he left this world when I heard him singing on a special, Thank Heavens, for Little Girls back in the 90's. I wonder if he knows it to? Apparently not.

Posted by: 72PRUNES on June 13, 2005 04:19 PM
Posted by: NathanB on June 13, 2005 05:31 PM

The ‘Flaccid Septuagenarian’ looks like Morely Safer!

Posted by: 72PRUNES on June 13, 2005 07:14 PM
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