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June 13, 2005

Drudge Dreck [John from WuzzaDem]

Is it just me, or has Matt Dudge finally scraped through the bottom of the barrel? At this rate he should arrive in China sometime soon.

I'm no fan of the Clintons. If it weren't for Bill, my transition from liberal (liberal who actually worked as a Clinton campaign volunteer in 1992, mind you) to conservative might have taken a bit longer than it did, but garbage is garbage and hearsay is, well, hearsay.

And what did Chelsea Clinton ever do to deserve seeing this kind of swill splattered all over the online equivalent of the National Enquirer?

I need a shower.


posted by Ace at 01:06 AM
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Indeed. It's muck.

Posted by: Greg on June 13, 2005 01:14 AM

All this shit and still silence about the woman we know he did rape.

Posted by: someone on June 13, 2005 02:07 AM

I agree. Hands off our rapists!

Posted by: Moonbat_One on June 13, 2005 02:12 AM

I'd maintain a healthy skepticism about any claims of presidential r@pe. God knows what Bush has been accused of.

(I can't say the R-word? Where's the ACLU when I need them?)

Posted by: Kazmin on June 13, 2005 03:46 AM

Right wing attack? Hardly. Would seem to drum up sympathy for Hillary if you ask me.

Posted by: benjamin on June 13, 2005 08:30 AM

First, yes, muck. But guess what? It's one of those boomerang charges which the Dems love.

See, if I were a Dem, I'd find someone who has only marginal association with Republicans (i.e., anyone whose ever criticized Democrats, ever, should fit the bill). And then I will give them a spurious rumor, something so awful yet tantalizing that they'll *have* to run with it one day. Then, when they inevitably do, I can publicly proclaim that, yet again, the GOP is filled with muckrakers who only care about sex and not the concerns of ordinary Americans.

The worst bit is that THIS WORKS EVERY TIME.

By this point, I don't care if Bill Clinton raped a dog, I don't think anyone should touch this with a ten-foot cattle prod.

BTW, John, I got you sooo beat-- remember, I was a White House *intern* in 1996.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on June 13, 2005 09:21 AM

Honestly, wouldn't this be more believable if the source claimed Bill had whined, "I'm going back to the cottage to be raped by my wife"?

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos on June 13, 2005 09:29 AM

Agreed: this is a reeking pile of horse manure. Clearly Mr Klein is going for the quick and easy payday. The best thing we Hillary! opponents can do is to disavow this crap. There are plenty of legitimate avenues open for us, after all.

Posted by: David Ross on June 13, 2005 09:36 AM

I think most everyone believes that Hillary and Bill had an agreement whereas she did not have to give it up and he was free to fool around on the down low. It is not beyond belief that he forcefully broke that agreement once or twice. That said, these over the top accusations whether true or not , will only help Hilary and damn the conservatives as wacked out sexual repressive freaks even if the accuser is not a conservative.

Posted by: Dman on June 13, 2005 10:06 AM

As a card-carrying member of the VRWC, I can tell you at the last meeting we told Ed to back off of this kinda crap.

Posted by: Dave in Texas on June 13, 2005 10:21 AM

Is it just me, or has Matt Dudge finally scraped through the bottom of the barrel?

It's you. Haven't you ever raped your wife? Have you never played Lecher-and-Catholic-School-Girl or Dog and Cat? Who knows what really happened knowing those two. Now if Vince Foster had dropped in for a threesome, (before the Clinton asassination team got him) that would be news, or would it? And so far there is no talk of lawsuits yet, which tends to corrberate the book.

Posted by: 72 VIRGINS on June 13, 2005 11:01 AM

Another Carl Rove plant?

Posted by: 72 Card Monte on June 13, 2005 11:03 AM

It is not beyond belief that he forcefully broke that agreement.

A 1979 shot of Hillary:

http://www.readusa.cn/images/hillar3.jpg

Hmmmmm...

Seriously, do you think he would both premeditate such an act and also tell someone (Vernon Jordan, even) about his plans?

Any chance that later on he told this source, "I'm heading out to plug Vince Foster"?

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos on June 13, 2005 11:11 AM

Any chance that later on he told this source, "I'm heading out to plug Vince Foster"?

No one would say that, not even the asassin when he went to plug Foster, except of course, to Clinton.

Posted by: 72 Asassins on June 13, 2005 11:51 AM

Any chance that later on he told this source, "I'm heading out to plug Vince Foster"?

And in true Mafia style, he probably said to Bill:

"I'm gonna go take care 'a dat thing."

Posted by: 72 Mafiosi on June 13, 2005 11:54 AM

Seriously, do you think he would both premeditate such an act and also tell someone (Vernon Jordan, even) about his plans?

Honestly I would not think he would tell someone he just raped to "put some ice on it" or pull out his wang and tell a voter to "just touch it" in front of his aides.

Posted by: Dman on June 13, 2005 12:19 PM

It's all about selling a book. (And squasing Hillary's candidacy.) Get with the friggin' program.

"Publishing insiders say the book and its revelations could destroy her bid to run for the presidency in 2008."

Sell!
http://www.newsmax.com/adv/truthhillary/


Sell that book!
http://www.drudgereport.com/flash3ek.htm

Now, go back to your brainwashed programming. Nothing to see here. Move along.

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