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June 12, 2005
Crazy People With Beastly Pets - Zeld of The Urban GrindRegular reader of mine know that I frequently write about how many people these days tend to view animals as moral equals, or even superiors of human beings. To me, it's the logical result of the secular humanist philosophy. In that view, human beings are NOT created in G-d's image. Rather, they are just highly evolved, sophisticated animals. With that line of reasoning, I think it will eventually follow that some people will care more about animals over the welfare of their fellow human beings. An example of this is how moonbats in Manhattan protested the removal of a filthy hawk's nest from a cornice of a chi chi Manhattan coop building. To these wackos, the rights of hawks to reproduce was more important that the rights of the tenants to not have to deal with hawk excrement, and animal carcasses right outside their door. More recently, I wrote about how a young boy, Nicholas Faibish, was mauled to death by his family's two pit bulls. This sorry excuse of a mother had only the following to say about her son's death: "It's Nicky's time to go. When you're born you're destined to go and this was his time." In other odd news of people valuing animals more than human beings, a man in New York was charged with endangering his four young children by allowing two 50-pound leopard cubs to roam freely around his suburban New York home. This same man was also charged with beating his wife. What lovely people these animal lovers are. Oy! posted by Ace at 03:38 PM
Commentswhen will Ace be back??? Posted by: tesh on June 12, 2005 05:11 PM
I generally like animals more than people, since animals don't try to convince me that people are more important than animals... Posted by: cirby on June 12, 2005 05:45 PM
Gee Tesh, I don't know. I guess you're, gasp, stuck with us guest bloggers for the time being. Posted by: Zelda on June 12, 2005 06:13 PM
How humane of you Cirby! Posted by: Zelda on June 12, 2005 06:14 PM
Actually, as a New Yorker, I will say that I supported the cause to put the hawk's nest back. This has become a natural habitat, hawks are creatures of habit, and their nest had been there for years. To take that away from them because the building managers had complaints from a few owners (it really was a small minority that opposed the hawks) is cruel. But that mother is an idiot. The BASEMENT?! Posted by: Kat on June 12, 2005 06:38 PM
My favorite commengting entrance line: NO ISSUE(S) ARE BLACK AND/OR WHITE......Animal Rights included. My animals are extremely important to me--they fill a "companionship" void in me" just as if I had the compansionship of a woman. It is my responsibility to look after their well being. An interesting question: Would I die for them? NO (forgive me, guys)........... Man has an edge over animals when it comes to rights but each case has to be judged on its own merits. I love cats and dogs but it pisses me off when people say they can't afford to nueter their animals, but yet will put up the ordeal every 6 months or so with kittens and/or pups. Wild animals? It breaks my heart to see a dead deer along side of the road I use to hunt and I can remember the thrill of the kill--whether it be a bullet in a bird or a hook in a sting ray........ About 15 years ago my taste for hunting and fishing STOPPED. ....but I still eat fish, poultry (I have 2 dozen chickens), Again, people rights versus animals rights is not BLACK OR WHITE......common sense must prevail...........
Posted by: oldcatman on June 12, 2005 08:24 PM
Thanks for your input OCM. I believe we should treat animals as humanely as possible. But that doesn't take away one bit from the fact that the well being and quality of life of people comes first in my view. On the other hand, I don't believe in hunting animals for sport. If other people enjoy hunting, then so be it. But it's not for me. Nor would I ever, EVER eat an animal that was not yet dead. Regardless of what religion you are, that is part of the ancient Noahide laws. Posted by: Zelda on June 12, 2005 08:33 PM
The problem is that supposed "animal lovers" don't treat the animals like animals -- they treat them like people. Like the leopard guy. A leopard is a *wild animal*. It's not a house cat. It will kill you for food, because that's what it does. Don't lock it in an apartment; let it be wild. To do anything else is abuse. Same with the pit bulls. Dogs aren't people, no matter how much we (and I'm guilty of this too) want to think of them as our children. They're dogs, and treating them like dogs is all they understand. If the female is in season and the male is in rut -- which they were -- put them outside, in a fenced kennel, until it's over. *Of course* the male is going to assert his dominance. He's a dog, and that's what dogs do. And the mother *knew* he would, despite her weak post hoc protestations, because she tried to hide her kid in the first place. Protect the dogs from themselves, and your children from them. Also, small correction: The child was in the basement and the dogs were left upstairs, presumably to hump in peace. The kid went upstairs, and that's when he got mauled. Not defending the plan -- the Scooby Doo gang could have concocted something better -- just clarifying the mother's story. Posted by: Robb on June 12, 2005 08:51 PM
With the exception of the hawk deal, I don't think any of those people are commiting these behaviors because they think animals are their equals. I think they're just crappy parents. Posted by: Donnah on June 12, 2005 09:30 PM
Hawks hacking up mouse pellets and crapping all over the place under a nest are creating a health hazard. Nothing wrong with relocating them. In my little central Texas hometown, state and local laws forbade the owners of a shopping mall from doing anything to force off thousands of grackles (big ugly nasty black birds) that infested the trees outside the mall. They were more white than tree colored, buried in bird crap. You parked under a tree if you were new to town. The mall's solution? Cut down all the trees. Come to think of it, it would be fun to put the bird protectors and the tree-huggers in the same room to let em duke it out. Oh, and that woman was an idiot. Posted by: Dave in Texas on June 13, 2005 11:11 AM
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Funniest thing I've read about the Virginia mess. Back when they were hustling the referendum through the assembly both Senators, Warner and Kaine, advised them to go slow and play by the rules. Louise Lucas said she respected them but didn't need advice from the "cuck chair" in the corner. The gerrymandering was overturned and Louise is heading for the big house. Edward G. Robinson voice "where's your cuck now?" I posted his post on twitter and it's gotten 25K views so far. Thanks, Smell the Glove Chris
Forgotten 80s Mystery Click That Sums Up the Democrat Communist Party Today
Something is wrong as I hold you near Somebody else holds your heart, yeah You turn to me with your icy tears And then it's raining, feels like it's raining
"It's f**king f**ked."
-- reportedly a genuine comment offered by a "senior Labour source" Correction: I wrote that Labour is losing 88% (now 87%) of the seats it is "defending." I think that's wrong. The right way to say it is the seats they are contesting -- that is, they don't necessarily already hold these seats, but they have put up a candidate to run for the seat. It's still very bad but not as bad as losing 87% of the seats they already held. Basil the Great
"The end of the two party system in the UK" as first the Fake Conservatives and now Labour chooses political suicide rather than simply STOPPING THE INVASION
Incidentally, the only reason this didn't already happen in the US is because of the Very Bad Orange Man (who is right on 85% of all policy calls and extremely, existentially right on 15% of them)
No political party that is NOT also a doomsday religious cult would EVER choose a cataclysmic loss -- and possible extinction as a party -- to support a toxically unpopular favoritism of NON-CITIZEN ILLEGAL MIGRANTS over actual citizen voters.
Only a cult does this.
Now they've lost 84%.
Annunziata Rees-Mogg Update: They've now lost 88% of the seats they're defending. As I mentioned earlier, I think I heard that London will not bail them out, as many of those Labour seats will probably flip to "Muslim Independent" or Green. Detroit's 5am vote will not save them.
Yup, Labour is losing 80% of its seats...
The British Patriot Wow, up to 1700-2100 seats. It's not incredible that this is happening. It's incredible that the Davos crowd is so absolutely determined to privilege Muslim "migrants" over the actual native population who elects them, no matter how loudly the natives scream that they want to be prioritized, that they will gladly self-extinguish as a party rather than simply representing the interests of their own voters. Astonishing. Remember, when they call other people "cultists" -- they are the ones so imprisoned in their social reinforcement and discipline bubbles that they will choose political death rather than dare upset the Karen Enforcement Officers of their cult. Update: Now they've lost 83% of the seats they were defending. (((Dan Hodges))) Nick Lowles
STARMERGEDDON: In early returns, Reform gains 135 seats, Labour loses 90, the Fake Conservatives lose 36 (and I didn't even know they could fall any further), the Lib Dems lose 4, and the Greens gain 6. Note that the only other party gaining seats is the Greens and they're only gaining a handful of seats.
Update: Reform now up 145, Labour down 98. Labour projected to lose Wales -- where they've ruled for 27 years. Fulton County Georgia just discovered 400 boxes of ballots for Labour Update: REF +156, LAB -107, CON -45 Brutal: In four out of five council seats where Labour is defending, they've lost. 80%. I'm sure it's not this simple, but Reform is straight taking Labour's and the "Conservatives'" seats. They've lost almost exactly what Reform gained. If understand this right (and warning, I probably don't), all of London's council seats are up for election, and Labour might lose hugely there, as their old voters abandon them for Reform, Muslim Indenpendents, and the Greens. REF +190, LAB -134, CON -56.
Updates on the Labour collapse in council elections -- which wags are calling #Starmergeddon -- from Beege Welborne. There are about 5000 seats up for grabs, Labour is expected to lose 1,800, Reform will probably gain 1,580, up from... zero. So this would be more than that.
People claim that while Labour has adopted the Sharia Agenda to appeal to the million Muslims it allowed to migrate to the country, those voters are ditching Labour to vote for the Muslim Independent Party or the Greens. Delicious. This shadenfreude is going straight to my thighs. Oh, and if Starmer loses about as badly as expected, Labour will toss him out of a window Braveheart style and replace him. He will announce he is resigning to spend more time with his Gay Ukrainian Male Prostitutes.
Media bias and senationalism are as old as, well, the media:
![]() That was written by Denny O'Neill and illustrated by, get this, Frank Miller. Editor to the Stars Jim Shooter was in charge at the time. I always thought the gag was original to the comic book, but in fact the "Threat or Menace" headline was a satirical joke about media bias and sensationalism for a long while. The Harvard Lampoon used it in a parody of Life magazine: "Flying Saucers: Threat or Menace?"
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