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June 09, 2005
Is Howard Dean Crazy. . . Like A Fox? [Dave at Garfield Ridge]I'm sure that by now you've all heard Howard Dean's recent comments regarding Republicans. One would think that Mad Howard would follow the golden rule of digging a hole-- when you reach the bottom, stop digging. However, a throwaway comment by National Review Online's Kathryn Jean Lopez ("And this is how Howard Dean is helpful to Democrats--folks like Barack Obama can position themselves as the sane wing of the party.") got me thinking: what if this is all part of a larger plan? You know, Mad Howard acts mad so other Democrats don't have to. While we all know that many of them feel the same way-- Hillary! has said as much-- this way, Dean gets to act out his party's frustrations in public at the same time as acting as the lightning rod for criticism. His very presence deflects attention from the moonbat positions taken by others in his party. Given how Dean hasn't been doing anything else worthwhile (who woulda thunk you could have a worse party organizer than Terry McAuliffe?), in the end, this may be his most productive role for the party. Talk crazy talk, get media attention, make all the other Dems look moderate in comparison, and get ditched before he does any long-term damage to the party's chances in 2006 (or 2008, although I'll be shocked if he lasts until the midterms, let alone past them). I'm a conservative, and a fairly loyal if skeptical Republican voter, but I'm also a big proponent of a "level playing field." I think that American politics are enriched by having two mature political parties in competition. Thus, I admit to being pained by the elevated stature of someone like Howard Dean. I'm sure he's a fun guy to go to a Wyclef Jean concert with, but that's not important right now. I think he's bad for the Democrats, and thus bad for America. Obviously, the rest of his party doesn't quite feel that way. . . yet. I think more people should ask them why. posted by Ace at 01:28 PM
CommentsLink pimp. Posted by: fat kid on June 9, 2005 01:34 PM
Hey, if I think it was smart enough to write about in the first place, I already wrote about it on my blog. Duhhh. Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on June 9, 2005 01:36 PM
I'm not much on Hillary conspiracies, but you're dead on here and she's the expected beneficiary. Her spokepeople were right out in front condemning Dean's latest greatest hit. Hillary! Not a commie after all, but a very reasonable lady! Posted by: spongeworthy on June 9, 2005 01:39 PM
It's called "good cop bad cop" and it's as old as ... well ... Nancy Pelosi. Posted by: Phinn on June 9, 2005 01:41 PM
I'm beginning to think that the Dems have got the knives out for Hillary. The very moderate wing that pushed Bubba to the front of the pack will be lining up behind Evan Bayh. The Dems are gonna let the Republicans waste their energy on demonizing Hillary, and then cut her loose. Just my humble opinion. Posted by: Nickie Goomba on June 9, 2005 02:10 PM
I don't know. I mean, if we had some Republican spokesperson out there saying that Democrats are bad people, calling them the enemy, and that all Dems are minorities and lazy white trash, I fail to see how we could reap anything but a whirlwhind. Middle-of-the-road types who have voted Democrat before would tell the Republicans to go to hell, and donors would seal their checkbooks, rightfully. No matter who we were trying to advance as a candidate, the contrast between that person and the loony spokesman wouldn't be enough to override the stupid remarks. Posted by: lauraw on June 9, 2005 02:26 PM
Dean gets to act out his party's frustrations in public at the same time as acting as the lightning rod for criticism. His very presence deflects attention from the moonbat positions taken by others in his party. This is, as the British say, too clever by half. And being Liberals, this may be exactly what some of them believe. But Dean will come to symbolize the entire party and discrediting them again will be his greatest contribution to the Dems. Posted by: 72 optimists on June 9, 2005 02:29 PM
72-- Oh, I'm not one to believe in conspiracy theories. However, there is a "half clever" angle to this-- namely, Dean may not be in on the joke. Meaning, many Dems may be appaled at Dean-- either for talking crazy-talk, or alternatively saying what they privately believe but would never say out loud in public-- but in the end, a utilitarian perspective wins the day. He's more useful being a pain of the ass on the DNC payroll than being a pain in the ass outside of the DNC, running for President for six straight years. Given that the DNC party organization has been so messed up for *years*, I doubt many Dems are all that sad that yet another tone-deaf yaboo is sitting in charge of their warchest. It's not like they were getting much out of the last guy, and I doubt they'll get much more out of a new guy (or gal). Cheers, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on June 9, 2005 02:38 PM
Refresh me, I really don't know; did McAuliffe poop all over large corporations that he was trying to get donations from? Posted by: lauraw on June 9, 2005 03:22 PM
As a counterfactual, suppose Pat Buchanan had become RNC chair in the 90s. Would that have helped other Republicans by making them appear more moderate? Lauraw is right: moderate, independent voters would have been massively alienated, and any conservative to the left of Buchanan (i.e., Augusto Pinochet and pretty much anyone else you can think of) would have cringed every time he opened his mouth. Dean’s chairmanship is just a fiasco the Dems stumbled into, which makes it all the more fun to watch. Another contrast: if Buchanan had made comparable statements demonizing Democrats, that would have been front-page news, and the subject of many, many tongue-clicking commentaries. Dean’s gaffes have been getting remarkably light coverage. In a way, that’s good. A Republican who talked like this would have been forced to resign by the ensuing media sh!tstorm, but Dean is still there, still talking—inflicting the death of a thousand cuts on himself and his party. Posted by: utron on June 9, 2005 03:25 PM
If I were the Powers-That-Be in the Democratic Party, I'd let ol' crazy Doc Howie rant and rave a while. Then I'd wait until he made yet another whacky-offensive comment ('cause you know he's just going to get worse.) Suddenly, pow! A big public removal from the chairmanship, with Hillary and Obama and Bayh making the rounds pointing out that the Democrats is the party that will not tolerate bigotry within its ranks, even at the highest level, unlike those evil Republicans. I don't think I'd let Byrd try to make that point, though. Posted by: VKI on June 9, 2005 03:34 PM
Dave at Garfield Ridge Given their history I think it quite likely that the Dems are not crazy like a fox, they're just crazy. Perhaps some believe in the fantastic notion of Dean as lighting rod etc. but in the end he will hurt more than he helps. Nothing would help them more than a "moderate" Democrat like Henry Jackson or John Mcain or some other "centerist" (in Democratic terms). And I think nothing is more likely in this scenario than the probability that Dean will help them trip over their own dicks - again! Posted by: 72 optimists! on June 9, 2005 04:01 PM
The Dems had to know that any crazy stuff Howie said would not exactly get front-page treatment, right? The press is not going to run with anything that makes a lefty look bad; I think Bozell wrote an article about this very topic today. The fact that the Dems know they have the press in their collective hip pocket makes the conspiracy-theory argument suspect. Posted by: morpheus on June 9, 2005 04:06 PM
The press is not going to run with anything that makes a lefty look bad Yeah, only Looney Tunes like Howie Dean can do that to themselves, but he has and he will again! And removing him can't erase the fallout he will generate for his party. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Posted by: 72VIRGINS on June 9, 2005 04:28 PM
Dean’s chairmanship is just a fiasco the Dems stumbled into, which makes it all the more fun to watch. Utron has it just right! And while it is annoying to watch the game as the Liberal press calls it, 72 strikes for a Liberal to be out vs. the 3 it takes for a conservative, that just makes the Dean's bad habit of talking shit in public that much harder to stop! Posted by: 72 optimists on June 9, 2005 04:43 PM
LaureW wrote: Did you see Peggy Noonan in today's WSJ? You and she are on the same page.... Posted by: Wiz on June 9, 2005 04:54 PM
Thanks Wiz, I went to OpinionJournal to check it out, and naturally she said it far better than I ever could. Posted by: lauraw on June 9, 2005 05:27 PM
You mean you JUST NOW realized that this is all a prelude to Hillary riding in on Oprah's White Horse? H-E-L-L-O ????? Posted by: Marty on June 9, 2005 08:16 PM
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MacDonald's old partner Adam Egot revealed that MacDonald repurposed a bit with one of his ventriloquist dolls -- that he was a "bad guy" who "didn't believe the Holocaust happened" -- for the Norm MacDonald show, in which he claimed Egot didn't believe in the Holocaust. Funniest thing I've read about the Virginia mess. Back when they were hustling the referendum through the assembly both Senators, Warner and Kaine, advised them to go slow and play by the rules. Louise Lucas said she respected them but didn't need advice from the "cuck chair" in the corner. The gerrymandering was overturned and Louise is heading for the big house. Edward G. Robinson voice "where's your cuck now?" I posted his post on twitter and it's gotten 25K views so far. Thanks, Smell the Glove Chris
Forgotten 80s Mystery Click That Sums Up the Democrat Communist Party Today
Something is wrong as I hold you near Somebody else holds your heart, yeah You turn to me with your icy tears And then it's raining, feels like it's raining
"It's f**king f**ked."
-- reportedly a genuine comment offered by a "senior Labour source" Correction: I wrote that Labour is losing 88% (now 87%) of the seats it is "defending." I think that's wrong. The right way to say it is the seats they are contesting -- that is, they don't necessarily already hold these seats, but they have put up a candidate to run for the seat. It's still very bad but not as bad as losing 87% of the seats they already held. Basil the Great
"The end of the two party system in the UK" as first the Fake Conservatives and now Labour chooses political suicide rather than simply STOPPING THE INVASION
Incidentally, the only reason this didn't already happen in the US is because of the Very Bad Orange Man (who is right on 85% of all policy calls and extremely, existentially right on 15% of them)
No political party that is NOT also a doomsday religious cult would EVER choose a cataclysmic loss -- and possible extinction as a party -- to support a toxically unpopular favoritism of NON-CITIZEN ILLEGAL MIGRANTS over actual citizen voters.
Only a cult does this.
Now they've lost 84%.
Annunziata Rees-Mogg Update: They've now lost 88% of the seats they're defending. As I mentioned earlier, I think I heard that London will not bail them out, as many of those Labour seats will probably flip to "Muslim Independent" or Green. Detroit's 5am vote will not save them.
Yup, Labour is losing 80% of its seats...
The British Patriot Wow, up to 1700-2100 seats. It's not incredible that this is happening. It's incredible that the Davos crowd is so absolutely determined to privilege Muslim "migrants" over the actual native population who elects them, no matter how loudly the natives scream that they want to be prioritized, that they will gladly self-extinguish as a party rather than simply representing the interests of their own voters. Astonishing. Remember, when they call other people "cultists" -- they are the ones so imprisoned in their social reinforcement and discipline bubbles that they will choose political death rather than dare upset the Karen Enforcement Officers of their cult. Update: Now they've lost 83% of the seats they were defending. (((Dan Hodges))) Nick Lowles
STARMERGEDDON: In early returns, Reform gains 135 seats, Labour loses 90, the Fake Conservatives lose 36 (and I didn't even know they could fall any further), the Lib Dems lose 4, and the Greens gain 6. Note that the only other party gaining seats is the Greens and they're only gaining a handful of seats.
Update: Reform now up 145, Labour down 98. Labour projected to lose Wales -- where they've ruled for 27 years. Fulton County Georgia just discovered 400 boxes of ballots for Labour Update: REF +156, LAB -107, CON -45 Brutal: In four out of five council seats where Labour is defending, they've lost. 80%. I'm sure it's not this simple, but Reform is straight taking Labour's and the "Conservatives'" seats. They've lost almost exactly what Reform gained. If understand this right (and warning, I probably don't), all of London's council seats are up for election, and Labour might lose hugely there, as their old voters abandon them for Reform, Muslim Indenpendents, and the Greens. REF +190, LAB -134, CON -56.
Updates on the Labour collapse in council elections -- which wags are calling #Starmergeddon -- from Beege Welborne. There are about 5000 seats up for grabs, Labour is expected to lose 1,800, Reform will probably gain 1,580, up from... zero. So this would be more than that.
People claim that while Labour has adopted the Sharia Agenda to appeal to the million Muslims it allowed to migrate to the country, those voters are ditching Labour to vote for the Muslim Independent Party or the Greens. Delicious. This shadenfreude is going straight to my thighs. Oh, and if Starmer loses about as badly as expected, Labour will toss him out of a window Braveheart style and replace him. He will announce he is resigning to spend more time with his Gay Ukrainian Male Prostitutes.
Media bias and senationalism are as old as, well, the media:
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