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June 09, 2005

For the Record [John from WuzzaDem]

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I wasn't one of the people Ace initially asked to guest-blog while he was away, but I was pleasantly surprised to receive this e-mail last night:

John,

All right, it's a deal, but this time I want the negatives and every single copy that's been made, and I don't ever want to hear about this again.

And it would be nice if you could put up at least one decent post this time. The others told me they didn't appreciate carrying you last time around.

FOAD,

Ace

That was nice of him. I just wish I had a post in me.

[Posted by John from WuzzaDem]


posted by Ace at 11:41 AM
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I just wish I had a post in me.

Ewww. Spare us your deviant yearnings.

Posted by: lauraw on June 9, 2005 01:28 PM

Great post!

Posted by: 72 DRUNKEN VIRGINS on June 9, 2005 01:57 PM

FOAD...

FOAD...

Ahhhh, think I got it now.

BTW, someone here needs to check out the Sexploration section of MSNBC.com. They're doing a feature on VAGINA MAKEOVERS.

That's right, I said VAGINA MAKEOVERS.

Posted by: Dogstar on June 9, 2005 02:13 PM

Holy crap. Ace let you in the door again? I am offended , Sir. I prefer my jocular revelries highbrow and subtle. I will not stand for your typical rubbernosed, potty-mouthed, uncouth and loutish brand of humor.

Love,
Dad

Posted by: Nickie Goomba on June 9, 2005 02:13 PM

Hey Dogstar, check out my post above. I link to that MSNBC piece about the vagina makeovers. The article also discusses g-spot surgery. Oy!

Posted by: Zelda on June 9, 2005 02:36 PM

John, your posts are hillarious as usual. I'm glad you're also guest blogging here again.

Posted by: Zelda on June 9, 2005 02:37 PM

Just let PostBot® handle up on the guest blogging for you, I am sure it has a post in it.

Posted by: Pile On® on June 9, 2005 07:37 PM
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