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The Babe Theory of Social RevolutionSimple theory: Get 100 hot chicks to show up at a rally and you'll bring in 10,000 men. Which just makes you wonder: when will the left get smart again and start having "Ladies' Rallies" where the girls get their drinks half-price? That seems to work sometimes. Or maybe offer a rose to each hot chick that shows up? Cheesy, but the chicks, they likes da roses. And enough of the insipid chanting. If you want chicks at your rallies, play Just Can't Get Enough and maybe Shoop by Salt-N-Pepper. Thanks again to NickS. Update: Melted-down link fixed. posted by Ace at 01:10 PM
CommentsScrew "affordable family foundation"-- THIS is the real revolutionary theory. Men follow hot women. Also, men work hard and earn money so they can impress hot women. Hell, I'm surprised evolution never gave us plumage, or red baboon asses to help us impress hot women. Thus, if you want to have a successful revolution-- convince the hot women to join it. As the Guinness guys would say, "BRILLIANT!" Cheers, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on June 3, 2005 01:15 PM
I smell an entry in Winkipedia here...................would a protest with a dearth of babeage be considered a "sausage march"? Posted by: Russ from Winterset on June 3, 2005 01:33 PM
How about a wet "Bush Lied" 'T' shirt contest? Posted by: Scot on June 3, 2005 01:38 PM
There's something more than a little mean about posting a link promising 100 hot chicks when the link doesn't work. It's like giving a starving person wax fruit. Posted by: Ranting Raven on June 3, 2005 01:44 PM
Curious... I just tried Ace's link and it works fine for me. Posted by: NickS on June 3, 2005 02:13 PM
Apropos of this topic, I'm a big fan of the current model for ThoseShirts.com (in the "Imagine no liberals" shirt), Lauren-Elaine Edelsen. Ouch. Makes me wonder who moveon and company have for T-shirt models. Rosie? Posted by: Wiz on June 3, 2005 02:14 PM
what is with the ad for right talk radio? what message is that hand trying to make? and is it showing the "middle finger"? they won't let Ace drop any F-bombs, but we get the finger? Posted by: tinkerbelle on June 3, 2005 02:19 PM
"There's something more than a little mean about posting a link promising 100 hot chicks when the link doesn't work." Poooor Baby!!! Fruit via Google cache: Posted by: Eliza on June 3, 2005 02:24 PM
This is a very interesting point, one that demands longer, deeper, and vigorous investigation, perhaps even undercover investigation. If I accept this theory then I have to worry deeply about the amount of smoking hot babage being displayed by various conservative t-shirt advertisers. Posted by: vonKreedon on June 3, 2005 02:26 PM
The ad for Righttalk I see is Zell Miller about to go crazy and choke the crap out of someone. Posted by: brak on June 3, 2005 02:27 PM
This is totally off subject (sorry to change the subject from hot chicks), but I just clicked on Right Talk Radio because at 2 they play the best of Right Talk - they are currently playing Hoist the Black Flag. Pretty cool for Ace and Karol - 3 weeks in and they are already "the Best of RightTalk". I have a question to Ace or Karol, do you guys know how many listeners you have? and if so, care to share? Posted by: tinkerbelle on June 3, 2005 02:28 PM
Wiz - You appear to saying that you know the name of the current ThoseShirts.com model to be Lauren-Elaine Edelsen, is this correct? As you say, "Ouch." I googled on the name and came back with zilch. Posted by: vonKreedon on June 3, 2005 02:28 PM
The Zell Miller picture shows Zell doing his famous Darth Sidious imitation, always a hit at parties. "At last I can reveal myself, I last I will have my revenge!" yeah yeah, of course I know that quote actually paraphrases Darth Maul not Sidious, whatever. Posted by: vonKreedon on June 3, 2005 02:37 PM
Posted by: Wiz on June 3, 2005 02:59 PM
Ah, screw her. She won't do nudity. Not worth my time. Posted by: Dogstar on June 3, 2005 03:11 PM
I saw the theory in action at a demonstration yesterday. Several ugly chicks = Very few equally ugly guys Posted by: Matt on June 3, 2005 03:11 PM
Or maybe offer a rose to each hot chick that shows up? Cheesy, but the chicks, they likes da roses. ForGET the roses, Ace. I'd Jello wrestle for an autographed Heinlein. Later, Posted by: bbeck on June 3, 2005 03:22 PM
it's lauren-elaine edlesen, not edelsen Posted by: on June 3, 2005 03:46 PM
I guess the link works for everyone but me. Not for the first time am I the only guy without access to hot chicks. Fortunately, after an intensive internet search, I was able to find some other pictures of attractive women, so all is again well. Posted by: Ranting Raven on June 3, 2005 04:03 PM
A giant step forward for women. No wonder they laugh at you. Posted by: Alan on June 3, 2005 05:26 PM
The link won't work for me either, Mr Raven. You using Explorer? Posted by: CraigC on June 3, 2005 06:37 PM
Link doesn't work for me, either, and I'm using Explorer. The URL in Eliza's comment works, and takes you to a post I read last March (it got linked by Glenn). Usual Ace timing -- 3 months late. Posted by: Michael on June 3, 2005 06:56 PM
BTW, Ace, if you're going to keep ripping off Dave's site, at least go swipe something current. Posted by: Michael on June 3, 2005 07:01 PM
OK, let me try the ling again for Ripping Off Dave. Posted by: Michael on June 3, 2005 07:05 PM
You guys can try going again... my entire site was f'ed up pretty horribly the past 24 hours... the movable type software became corrupted somehow, no virus, no hack..... just corrupted... it's been a huge pain to get back up, but it should work now. Posted by: Will Franklin on June 4, 2005 12:46 AM
vk, Wiz and Dogstar, Apparently Edlesen is enrolled at the University of Texas. At least, that's what I get out of 2002-2006 Fundamentals of Acting. Either that or it's one really long course. As we say in Texas, "ouch". Posted by: Dave in Texas on June 4, 2005 10:01 AM
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