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June 01, 2005
I Knew I Shouldn't Have Used the Word "Douchebag:" Bloggers Being Hired By CorporationsIf you've kept it clean and noncontroversial, there may be a 50-70 K job out there waiting for you. Blogging about advances in mobile phone technology. Or in popcorn technology. Sounds like a scream. On the other hand, there's money. Thanks to FatKid. posted by Ace at 02:05 PM
CommentsAh hell Ace, 70K ain't nothing compared to what you'll be makin' once you hit the big time! You just keep doin' what you have been and you'll be there in 3, maybe 4 decades. Posted by: compos mentis on June 1, 2005 02:09 PM
As one "uncontroversial" blogger said, screw 'em. I don't need their stinkin' blood-- uh, I mean blog money. Besides, the Corporations are behind the ape threat-- I just *know* it. Don't kid yourself-- it's only a matter of time until they outsource our jobs to the orangutans. Thankfully, my tinfoil cap keeps me safe from their "primate rays." Cheers, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on June 1, 2005 02:15 PM
Sweet! Powerline's selling t-shirts! http://powerlineblog.com/archives/010612.php Posted by: The Warden on June 1, 2005 02:15 PM
These are the meanest first 3 comments I think I"ve ever seen. Posted by: fat kid on June 1, 2005 02:26 PM
I know. Douchebags abound. Posted by: ace on June 1, 2005 02:28 PM
If you've kept it clean...okay, I'm out. Posted by: Hubris on June 1, 2005 02:30 PM
I wonder if this idea is going to have any legs. I don't really see an uncontroversial blog about popcorn justifying its expense in terms of advertisement. How many hits would such a site get in a day? In fact, they'd get a LOT more hits if they had a li'l controversy. Later, Posted by: bbeck on June 1, 2005 02:49 PM
"In fact, they'd get a LOT more hits if they had a li'l controversy." That's why Ace told me and Cedar to post so much outrageous stuff. Uh, I mean, that's why I read this site so often. Posted by: Downtown Lad on June 1, 2005 02:57 PM
Well Ace, I heard there's an opening for a feminine hygene blog. Posted by: someone on June 1, 2005 03:10 PM
NRO just noted that some guy has been hired to host the official "Dukes of Hazzard" blog. The job has an annual salary of 100K. Sadly, I don't think the D&D folks are going to be able to match that. Posted by: utron on June 1, 2005 03:45 PM
NRO just noted that some guy has been hired to host the official "Dukes of Hazzard" blog. It is the end of civilization as we know it. Later, Posted by: bbeck on June 1, 2005 03:59 PM
Appropos of nothing at all, When my eldest daughter was 2, and we were driving to my mom and dad's, some guy veered in front of me, and I muttered "douchebag". Loud enough for my girl to hear it, and begin repeating it. "Douchebag, douchebag, douchebag"! It took me 30 miles to get her to stop. I just did not want to see the look my mother was going to give me once Jessica uttered that word. 1988. Posted by: Dave in Texas on June 1, 2005 11:50 PM
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