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Lawyer Gets Bored of Motions to Dismiss; Goes Into PornSure beats the hell out of doing Continuing Legal Education once a month. posted by Ace at 01:27 PM
CommentsHa. Glad you liked it. Thanks for the link. Posted by: Cal on May 24, 2005 01:35 PM
Cal & ACE - If you care to delve deeper, as Miller certainly does - I saw another article on him that gave his Website - www.dirtyoldlawyer.com - where if you visit, action shots are posted as he administers voire dirty to potential jury members, skewers witnesses, orally renders torts for tarts, and thoroughly screws his clients - all who seem to be porn primo hotties, not skanks..He seems to weild a large gavel. Miller said in the article I read that most lawyers he works with know of his sex worker part-time job, but it hasn't had any impact on his day job...He did confess that his Mother was shocked, dissappointed, and disgusted at what he does...... She never wanted her son to grow up to be a criminal defense lawyer. :) Posted by: Cedarford on May 24, 2005 02:20 PM
Ace - So you delete my porn links and deep-link your own? I see how you are. Posted by: Megan on May 24, 2005 02:41 PM
...all who seem to be porn primo hotties, not skanks.. Sorry to be a buzz-killer here, but if you are in a porno film, YOU ARE A SKANK. Posted by: Lipstick Dynamite on May 24, 2005 02:49 PM
Girlfriend, please. Take a good long look at Ashton Moore, Jenna Haze, and Britney Foster, then say that again... Posted by: Megan on May 24, 2005 03:01 PM
Ah, Megan, they may not LOOK like skanks...I'm not talking about looks. Really, would you be happy if your brother brought home a girlfriend who was a porn star? Wait, scratch that question... Posted by: Lipstick Dynamite on May 24, 2005 03:28 PM
Allah?... Posted by: SarahW on May 24, 2005 03:34 PM
LD - Well, if I had a brother, and depending on the pornstar (and her test results), there'd be a good chance I'd try to - "Wait, scratch that question..." Oh, whoops. :D Posted by: Megan on May 24, 2005 03:47 PM
This is nothing more than a freak show! An ugly old middle aged guy who looks even more beat-up than I do a hit in porn? Bullshit! A good schtick, or rather, a good act he may have because he's a lawyer making an old fool of himself, but that's about it. And she's like almost as ugly as he is. He ought to be disbarred, I'm certain he would've 30 years ago before Liberals fucked up everything in this country. Posted by: 72 DRUNKEN VIRGINS on May 24, 2005 05:48 PM
Even a "dog and pony show," would be more sexy than this pair of ugly ducklings! Posted by: 27 pooters on May 24, 2005 05:51 PM
Yet another lawyer driven to despair, having never won a landmark case before the OREGON SUPREME COURT. Posted by: Michael on May 24, 2005 06:33 PM
Girlfriend, please. Take a good long look at Ashton Moore, Jenna Haze, and Britney Foster, then say that again... Yeah, LD, take a good look. Note the small, delicate, feminine feet. :>) The guys, on the other hand, tend to have really big feet. I wonder why that is. Posted by: Michael on May 24, 2005 06:38 PM
It's pretty obvious that he has penile implants. The girls are pretty hot looking. I'm surprised that no condoms are used. Guess there must be pretty frequent STD testing. Posted by: Dogstar on May 24, 2005 06:39 PM
Michael, Yeah, LD, take a good look. Note the small, delicate, feminine feet. More like stubby, hooked, calloused and bent from being stuffed into pointed, too-small heels. I and my long, lovely, free-range feet laugh at your penchant for peasant feet. Don't you have a grandchild's christening to go to or something? Posted by: on May 24, 2005 09:36 PM
That was me. Posted by: Lipstick Dynamite on May 24, 2005 09:38 PM
lovely, free-range feet ROFLMAO! You're comparing your feet to bug-eating chickens. Game over. Posted by: Pure Herbal Viagra on May 24, 2005 10:29 PM
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