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May 23, 2005

"I feel a strange disturbance... in my pants"

Michelle Malkin warns you not to wear Star Wars get-ups in public.

I'm afraid to say that at least as far as this get-up goes, we're going to have to agree to disagree.

Let's just say my S-foils just locked into attack position.

posted by Ace at 02:22 PM

Comments

Oh yeah... Swineherd can't wait to slip a mickey into her cocktail at the Space Cantina.

Heheheheheh. Resistance is futile.

Posted by: torchpraise on May 23, 2005 02:32 PM

Keep up with this Star Wars shit and you'll be lucky if you get to do the boy in pink.

Posted by: on May 23, 2005 02:35 PM

That's not Boba Fett, that's Babe Fett.

And let me take this opportunity to point out that Ace is such a SW nerd that his original forum moniker, back at the Fray in ~97 or 98, was in fact Boba Fett.

Posted by: vonKreedon on May 23, 2005 02:37 PM

I linked that Saturday.

Which would have meant you would have scooped the fair Miss Malkin, if you ever bothered to stop by my blog.

Why do I even bother?

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on May 23, 2005 02:39 PM

You dirty son of a bitch!

Posted by: ace on May 23, 2005 02:39 PM

Dave,

It's called "email," and it seems to work.

I actually got tipped about this from someone. I forget who. I think I owe him an h/t.

Posted by: ace on May 23, 2005 02:40 PM

Was that dirty son of a bitch directed at moi? Oh, did I reveal a secret best left unsaid from the Ace closet?

Oops.

Posted by: vonKreedon on May 23, 2005 02:44 PM

"Boba Fett"?

Ace, you are teh GHEY.

Jeebus.

"Boba Fett."

Posted by: hobgoblin on May 23, 2005 02:50 PM

It was aimed at you, but I was just kidding.

The fact that I went under the handle Boba Fett is probably the least geeky thing about me.

Posted by: ace on May 23, 2005 02:50 PM

"Nononononono, don't take the mask off ... leave it on, leave it on. Oh, yeah, that's it. Little more to the right."

Posted by: Alex on May 23, 2005 02:51 PM

yeah yeah, kidding...of course you were.

You're probably "kidding" about the handle being the "least geeky thing about me" also, right?

Posted by: vonKreedon on May 23, 2005 02:53 PM

Screw that! Fiberglass cones? That blows Seven of Nine's padded skinsuit all to hell. Plus, she comes with all the standard built in weaponry. Oooooo.

BTW, what's with the "in my pants" gig? Isn't that Allah's schtick?

Posted by: Dacotti on May 23, 2005 03:23 PM

What is this "email" you speak of? It sounds like more of the White Man's lies to me.

Piff on your devilry.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on May 23, 2005 03:35 PM

Well, this explains a lot.

Too much.

Posted by: someone on May 23, 2005 03:37 PM

No, Allah always feels funny in the pants, while ace feels a disturbance in his. Where's YOUR penis located, Dacotti? And why does it lack any feelings?

Posted by: on May 23, 2005 03:44 PM

Oooohkay.

I'm morbidly curious, Ace; is your 'action figure' still 'unused/MIB'?

Posted by: iowahawk on May 23, 2005 04:20 PM

nonono. this one has a disturbance in his pants....

Posted by: W.E.Todd on May 23, 2005 06:39 PM

nonono. this one has a disturbance in his pants....

Maybe. But it appears to be originating from the BACK of his pants, instead of the front.

Posted by: on May 23, 2005 07:38 PM

I honestly think Ace posts this kind of stuff just to make me feel better about myself. Even if he doesn't, it tends to have that effect.

Later,
bbeck

Posted by: bbeck on May 23, 2005 07:56 PM

Um.

NO.

Just -- no.

Posted by: Andrea Harris on May 23, 2005 09:22 PM