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May 19, 2005

"Who Said You Were An Indian, White Man?"

Ward Churchill's "proof" of Indian ancenstry has always hung by three very thin threads. You may think I'm joking about the first two because I don't have a cite. Well, my cite is the Brit Hume show last night. Brit read them with that near-chuckle of his that he's finding increasingly difficult to stifle.

Ward Churchill's claim to be an Indian is based on:

1) The fact that he thinks of himself as an Indian.

Look, I spent a very profitable summer touring, um, clubs as the Indian as part of a Village People cover band (we were called "Hang Out With All the Boys"), and yet this fact alone did not warrant Colorado University hiring me as an Indian studies professor.

2) Other people think of him as an Indian.

Again: I sold it. In my head-dress and fringe jacket, I was an Indian, damnit, and I've got the tips to prove it.

And:

3) The United Keetoowah Band of Cherokee Indians gave Ward Churchill an "honorary associate membership."

Okay, I didn't have that. So maybe he really is an Indian. Right?

Wrong.

An Oklahoma Indian tribe says an embattled University of Colorado professor whose claim of Indian heritage is under investigation "could not prove any Cherokee ancestry."

In a statement on its Web site, the United Keetoowah Band of Cherokee Indians said it gave Ward Churchill an "honorary associate membership" because he promised to write a tribal history.

Churchill, a tenured professor of ethnic studies who could lose his job over allegations that he lied about his ancestry and plagiarized others' work, said Wednesday the tribe's statements are false.

In an e-mail to The Associated Press, Churchill said the United Keetowahs' membership committee twice confirmed he has Cherokee ancestors before he was made an associate member. He said the tribe has a right to disenroll him or ask him to resign, but that it hasn't done so.

Ah. The tribe he "belongs" to is lying. All of them. Every last one of those dishonest redskins is lying.

Now, I don't want to speculate, but could it be that Ward Churchill has been, err, misrepresenting the import of this silly little junior G-Man card this tribe gave him, pretty much just to be nice and get him off their tits, for years and years? And that it's only now that someone thought of contacting the tribe to ask if the "honorary associate membership" actually meant anything at all?

If I'd known they were giving out "honorary associate memberships," I would have applied for one myself. Believe me, I earned it that summer with Hanging Out With All The Boys. Things happened on the tour bus between Key West and Miami I still can't talk to a therapist about.

You want to talk about a Trail of Tears? Don't even get me started.

Thanks to Chickpea.


posted by Ace at 10:31 AM
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In a statement on its Web site, the United Keetoowah Band of Cherokee Indians said it gave Ward Churchill an "honorary associate membership" because he promised to write a tribal history.

And did he? If not, it sounds like just the sort of thing that cheapskate would do.

Posted by: PlacidPundit on May 19, 2005 10:39 AM

Why do I hear that song from Boy George "the crying game" when I read your account of a trail of tear on the tour bus? What exactly happened? Were you somehow violated Ace?

BTW liked the show this week. You guys sounded much more composed this time. You will be a guest host for Rush Limbaugh in no time man.

Posted by: Marty on May 19, 2005 10:47 AM
1) The fact that he thinks of himself as an Indian.

I was in Barnes & Noble one day, and a pale-face white woman was in there getting helped by an employee that was Native American. She had apparently asked him about his ancestory, because he was telling her which tribes, how much, etc. After he finished speaking, she said, "Well, I'm not Native American at all, except for in my heart, but..."

I unfortunately didn't hear the rest because I had to run away to get some napkins to clean up the cappuccino that had come out of my nose.

Posted by: Bob on May 19, 2005 10:47 AM

Totally OT, but Reynolds found a nice little gem deeply buried in a WaPo article. Apparently there is confirmation from the Pentagon that the Koran was torn up and used to block toilets at Gitmo.

It was done by the Muslim inmates.

I wouldn't have thought it was possible, but this story is beginning to surpass Rathergate for sheer, gob-smacking vileness.

Posted by: utron on May 19, 2005 10:49 AM

This has the stink of Karl Rove all over it!

Posted by: 72 DRUNKEN VIRGINS on May 19, 2005 10:57 AM

Don't forget he has long hair and wears a tasseled suede jacket. That has to count for something

Posted by: brak on May 19, 2005 11:05 AM

I recevived this from UC after emailing, perhaps there is a chance to rid of this scumbag:

SUBJECT: CHANCELLOR'S EMAIL TO PREVIOUS WRITERS

FROM: Office of the Chancellor

SENDER: Collect@Colorado.edu

DATE: March 24, 2005


Dear Friend:

You were one of many citizens who wrote or called the University of Colorado at Boulder concerning the controversial essay about 9/11 written by Professor Ward Churchill. Because of your interest, I am writing to share with you the outcome of our review of allegations concerning Professor Churchill's conduct and scholarship.

In short, our review team found that Professor Churchill's controversial essay on 9/11 and other public comments are protected by the First Amendment, but that other allegations of plagiarism, misuse of others' work and fabrication
may constitute research misconduct.

The report also points to possible research misconduct related to allegations that Churchill misrepresented his ethnicity to gain credibility and attract an audience for his scholarship. Research misconduct, if proven, is subject to university sanctions.

We take these allegations very seriously and will address them through established university procedures that require due process. I have determined that the allegations of research misconduct should be referred to the campus's
Standing Committee on Research Misconduct for thorough investigation. Appropriate action will be taken upon completion of the committee's work.

More information and a copy of the full report are available on the campus web site at www.colorado.edu/news.

Thank you for your continuing interest in the University of Colorado at Boulder.

Sincerely,


Chancellor Phil DiStefano

Posted by: 72 FLYING MONKEYS on May 19, 2005 11:06 AM

Ward stiffed the tribe on that history thingie, too. It was mentioned in another article that came out yesterday.

Oh Ward! What in the world did you do to Wally and the Beav? They're up in their rooms and they won't come out! And they said they want their certificate back!

Posted by: Dogstar on May 19, 2005 11:09 AM

Below are email addresses for the UC Financial Foundation which receives outside contributions and the UC Board of Regents, apparently they're considering firing this guy, let's help 'em make up their minds:

FINANCIALS - FINANCIAL FOUNDATION can be emailed
http://www.colorado.edu/cufoundation/aboutus/financials.html

BOARD OF REGENTS UC

2001-2007 1995-2001 At Large R Dr. Peter Steinhauer (D.D.S.) 7492 Spring Drive Boulder, CO 80303 303-499-1278 (fax 303-543-2351) e-mail Peter.Steinhauer@colorado.edu
2003-2009 District 2 D Ms. Cindy Carlisle 411 Spruce Street Boulder, CO 80302 303-444-2606 (fax 303-444-0057) e-mail Regent.Carlisle@colorado.edu
2003-2009 District 7 R Ms. Patricia Hayes 12575 East Bates Circle Aurora, CO 80014 303-369-0054 (fax 303-740-8409) e-mail Regent.Hayes@colorado.edu
2005-2011 District 1 D Mr. Michael Carrigan 555 Seventeenth Street, Suite 3200 Denver, CO 80202 (303)-295-8314 (fax 303-975-5489) e-mail Carrigan@colorado.edu
1999-2005 District 4 R Mr. Tom Lucero P.O. Box 921 Johnstown, CO 80534 970-978-1142 (fax 970-587-0920) e-mail Tommyjclay@aol.com * Please send communications as an attachment to his email when possible
2005-2011 At Large R Mr. Steve Bosley P.O. Box 270509 Louisville, CO 80027 303-604-2313 (fax 303-604-2313) e-mail Regent.Bosley@colorado.edu
2001-2007 1995-2001 District 5 R Mr. Jerry G. Rutledge , Chair 2745 Springmede Court Colorado Springs, CO 80906-3716 719-527-8868 (fax 719-632-7694) e-mail Jerryrutledge@adelphia.net

Posted by: 72 FLYING MONKEYS on May 19, 2005 11:13 AM

I'm just so happy the flying monkeys are back. Love them.

This has the stink of Karl Rove all over it!

That one cracked me up 72 Luminous Raisins.

Posted by: lauraw on May 19, 2005 11:14 AM

He didn't have an "honorary membership", or an "associate membership", he had an "honorary associate membership"! What the hell is that? It probably allows you to get a 10% discount at the reservation gift shop.

Posted by: Master of None on May 19, 2005 11:21 AM

Follow the wampum!

Posted by: Nickie Goomba on May 19, 2005 11:22 AM

Aw fuck, not Ward Churchill again. I could have gone my whole life without knowing who this guy is. Now he's going to take up some musty little corner of my mind for the resy of my life. Like Fred Travelina. Come on alzheimers.

Posted by: Ken J on May 19, 2005 11:22 AM

PlacidPundit,

Thanks. That was actually mentioned in the Kevin McCulloch post I linked to yesterday. I linked it re: source vs. sources, but he mentioned that. But I'll highlight it again.

Posted by: ace on May 19, 2005 11:26 AM

What pisses me off the most about Churchill is the hypocrisy of the academic world when it comes to what makes a 'real' Indian.

I have some South American indian blood in me, but do I get any respect? Nooo...even though my ancestors were playing 'death to the loser' ball games and ripping the beating hearts out of live people.

I can trace my ancestry back quite well, but it doesn't count, because I'm not the "right" kind of Indian.

But this fake gets a pass because he has the right political opinions and long hair.

Posted by: Slublog on May 19, 2005 11:28 AM

I meant thanks to Utron.

Posted by: ace on May 19, 2005 11:29 AM

Maybe, it's time for some of the administration at the university get the axe, too. With a minimal knowledge of American and Native-American history, anyone would have known Churchill was an academic fraud, aka, big fat liar.

Posted by: on May 19, 2005 11:43 AM

Don't forget he has long hair and wears a tasseled suede jacket. That has to count for something

Does this mean that Bon Jovi's Slippery When Wet can be officially filed under Native American/Cultural at the record store?

Posted by: The Warden on May 19, 2005 11:48 AM

Why is the take down of Churchill important? Because he is one of the people spreading the lies that Leonard Peltier is a victim and not the brutal murderer of Agents Coler and Williams.

Posted by: on May 19, 2005 11:57 AM

PlacidPundit:

In a statement on its Web site, the United Keetoowah Band of Cherokee Indians said it gave Ward Churchill an "honorary associate membership" because he promised to write a tribal history.
DogStar:
Ward stiffed the tribe on that history thingie, too. It was mentioned in another article that came out yesterday.
So, maybe the tribe called him an "Indian Giver" & he misunderstood?

Posted by: Rob@L&R on May 19, 2005 12:22 PM

May wrote:
[quote]Maybe, it's time for some of the administration at the university get the axe, too.[/quote]

CU’s president, Betsy Hoffman, resigned on March 7th of this year, under pressure from several CO legislators - her resignation was partly due to the Churchill fiasco/performance art.

Posted by: Nordicgirl on May 19, 2005 01:14 PM

Holy crap I'm html challenged.

Posted by: Nordicgirl on May 19, 2005 01:15 PM

Nordicgirl--

Try blockquote, not quote.

Posted by: Hondo on May 19, 2005 04:03 PM

Also, you need to use HTML tags instead of those BB tags:

<blockquote>This is a quote</blockquote>

Posted by: PlacidPundit on May 19, 2005 05:07 PM

Okay, I spit my coffee when you said you "sold it"
DKK

Posted by: LifeTrek on May 19, 2005 05:37 PM

Holy crap I'm html challenged.

Hey, it's the thought that counts! :-)

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