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May 13, 2005
Fat Kid Quits Blogging; Snapshot... Will Be BackHanging up his keyboard, he says. It's not a hoax, I don't think (come on, I already did that), but I do think he'll be back. They always are. This works out nicely for me, because it's one less young punk I have to worry about gunning for me, plus he won't waste his time blogging and will send me all his good tips. Smart... but is there anything really new out there? We'll have to see.
posted by Ace at 01:31 PM
CommentsWell shit, thanks man. Didn't expect you to blog it, just wanted to give a heads-up or whatever. Posted by: fat kid on May 13, 2005 01:33 PM
Yeah, he'll be back. Just like Allah he'll be back. :-( Good run Fat Kid. Posted by: Blacksheep on May 13, 2005 01:54 PM
Anything dedicated to Asslips and Asslip paraphernalia. If you can capture the essence and complicated nature surrounding Asslips I say you have achieved something new. Posted by: Cowtipper on May 13, 2005 01:55 PM
*sigh* The cute ones always leave. Posted by: Rightwingsparkle on May 13, 2005 02:08 PM
no, Fatty, no Posted by: tinkerbelle on May 13, 2005 02:55 PM
Thanks RWS. *blushes* lol Posted by: fat kid on May 13, 2005 03:09 PM
Thanks, Ace. Is there anything really new out there (other than "asslips")? The AOSHQ sure as hell is. (Of course, I've been talking about the corruption of the left-wing media, general liberal asshattery and the profound importance of D&D for, like, years, dude. But I never had the "idea" of writing it all down and making it, you know, funny. Snaps to you for finding a way to make it "work.") Posted by: George at Snapshot on May 13, 2005 03:26 PM
I've posted my own feelings about this, since Mike couldn't give me the common F'n courtest of a heads up... I'm going to start aquarium blogging on his site -- just for the hell of it... Posted by: Dave@fat kid's on May 13, 2005 03:42 PM
Uh... you mean Ace doesn't own the rights to "stupid moron-blog"? Posted by: someone on May 13, 2005 04:34 PM
Hey, what the hell, Ace... He's just digging for a guest blogging shot. Posted by: bithead on May 13, 2005 04:34 PM
I thought all bloggers were fat. This guy is hardly unique. I think that's where the focus comes from. No sex, no distraction. Posted by: GodBlessAmerica on May 13, 2005 05:23 PM
GBA, Have you seen fat kid? He is hardly fat. In fact, why do you call yourself "fat kid" fat kid??? Posted by: Rightwingsparkle on May 13, 2005 06:31 PM
RWS: his inner child is a fat little fella Posted by: tinkerbelle on May 13, 2005 06:52 PM
It started as an inside joke. My roommate and I were always going to the gym, and whenever the other'd skip out, we'd start calling eachother "fatty" and whatnot. It eventually spiralled out of control and was kind of peaking when I started the blog, hence the name. Plus, I thought it would be fun to see how many people I could fool into thinking I was the fat retard I originally had up as my pic. I guess I should take that pic down now though, huh. Posted by: fat kid on May 13, 2005 07:09 PM
So you're not fat? hmm..that just changes my whole fantasy Posted by: tinkerbelle on May 13, 2005 07:13 PM
Well, I thought Zombyboy over at Resurrection Song was the stapler guy from Office Space for the longest time cuz he posted that pic with a post on being bored in the office. I had never seen Office Space so I figured it was him...lol Posted by: Rightwingsparkle on May 13, 2005 07:24 PM
The Fat Kid is GOD!!!
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i can't believe somebody would "quit" and then come back. Posted by: bostonirish on May 14, 2005 08:30 AM
What do you mean, Is there anything new out there? I have found it most gratifying to blog about tea and fish penises. Posted by: gail on May 14, 2005 10:09 AM
Oh, fishdicks. Not fishsticks. Get it. Posted by: r on May 15, 2005 12:30 AM
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