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May 09, 2005
Huffington's Blog Goes Live To Thwart the MSM; Read All About It on a Section Front-Page of the Washington PostPssst, did you hear? Arianna Huffington's new celebrity/grass-roots/pundit elite/progressive/whatever blog launches today. I'm informing you because, as the Huffers tell us, those evil, corporatist media meanies don't allow enough little voices to be heard. As Hollywood moonbat-turned-Huffington blogger Laurie David crowed: "The Huffington Post is going to balance the power out there that the media has had forever." Yeah, I remember when Ace of Spades got front-page coverage in the Washington Post... just after I broke the Guinness record for most egg-salad sandwhiches eaten in an hour (three! whoo-hoo!) and then nailed Miyam "Blossom" Bialyk. The best blogs, love 'em or hate 'em, have an unmistakable voice; this will be a cacophony of voices. It's an open question whether the scribblings of the rich and influential can be as compelling as those of previously obscure people who are now online stars. I have a feeling the answer will be a qualified "Yes." You can parlay fame into pretty much anything. If Dr. Phil can write best-selling books, I have a feeling that Gwynneth Paltrow can master, sort of, the rather breezy and easy writing style of blogging. I'm a moron and I managed it well enough. Mixed feelings about all these high-profile Johnny-Come-Latelys to blogging... I'd hoped somewhere along the line that the media would try to co-opt blogging, but I was sort of hoping that that co-optation would involve crazy-blog money being stuffed into my dirty Aqualung pockets, rather than, say, Harry Shearer's. High-profile media names certainly elevate this moronic hobby, but then, it might also be the death-knell of blogging. Something might be cool when it's underground, but when it goes mainstream (or rather, when the mainstream goes to it), it suddenly loses all that revolutionary cache. Kind of like the "squeal like a pig" scene in Deliverance... after that, forcibly sodomizing Ned Beatty just seemed so damn passe. And until that point it had been one of my favorite rainy-day blues-beaters activities. After that, I had to content myself with asking him to dress up like Otis from Superman and abusing him with mere verbal insults. Just not the same. Paul tips me that I'm on "Huffie's" blogroll. Will I blogroll her in reciprocation? I don't know. When she finally learns how to say "Bill Clinton" rather than "Beeel Cleeenton," I'll think about it. posted by Ace at 11:36 AM
CommentsArianna who? Posted by: Sharp as a Marble on May 9, 2005 11:51 AM
I'm waiting for the upcoming group blog by the people cast off of TV reality shows. I'm sure their views on the looming threat of North Korean nuclear weapons will be equal to anything Warren Beaty might come up with. Posted by: Master of None on May 9, 2005 11:56 AM
Um, I don't see you on her blogroll, Ace. Posted by: Megan on May 9, 2005 12:01 PM
If Dr. Phil can write best-selling books, I have a feeling that Gwynneth Paltrow can master, sort of, the rather breezy and easy writing style of blogging. I disagree. The Gwynneths of the world depend on an enormous cadre of unseen handlers whose job it is to keep the illusion from being dispelled by an accidental blurting of rabid anti-semitism, anti-Americanism, or ordinary stupidity. I expect this is a full-time job. To expect these people to reveal their thoughts to the public every day is asking for trouble. So, they will have to turn to ghost-writers, and then you instantly lose the unvarshished "freshness" we've come to know and love here at AOS HQ. As for this Arianna person (who?), I suppose she's used to talking in public, so I guess she can keep from forever altering the image that the public already has of her. Then again, if you put a gun to my head, I couldn't tell you what the hell she ever talks about. It's like listening to a bird going "EEEE EEEE EEE!" all the time. Posted by: Finn McCool on May 9, 2005 12:02 PM
They were a lot less "fucks" in the David Mamet post than I'd anticipated. I was hoping for something genuinely Mametian in the Glengarry Glen Ross vein, like: Posted by: Hubris on May 9, 2005 12:03 PM
It's there! I say no, don't link her. It's the principle of the matter. Posted by: carin on May 9, 2005 12:04 PM
Megan -- Ace is on it, HERE on the left. He should change his name to AAAce of Spades to make sure he's always on top. Posted by: Master of None on May 9, 2005 12:10 PM
It is so not. Look: ***** Blog Roll Marc Cooper ***** And from her "Links" page: ***** Favorite Sites AlterNet Friends Non-Profit ***** It's all the usual leftist kooks. No Ace of Spades. Posted by: Megan on May 9, 2005 12:12 PM
Wait, what the hell? So what's this then? Posted by: Megan on May 9, 2005 12:13 PM
Something might be cool when it's underground, but when it goes mainstream (or rather, when the mainstream goes to it), it suddenly loses all that revolutionary cache. Not an idle concern. Remember when the FM band was brand new and was considered "underground" radio? It seems like the revolutionary cachet only lasted a couple of years before FM became at least as mainstream as AM. Posted by: Michael on May 9, 2005 12:15 PM
Try here The Huffington Post It's the second on the list Posted by: carin on May 9, 2005 12:16 PM
I don't think we're looking at the same place. She's got Ace, plus Powerline, LGF, Hugh Hewitt, Belmont Club etc.
Posted by: Master of None on May 9, 2005 12:16 PM
Yeah, okay, I see it now. Thanks guys. Anyway, I agree with Carin. Deny her that sweet, sweet ace-a-lanche she's cravin'. Posted by: Megan on May 9, 2005 12:18 PM
Tell me again why we would even want to send this raddled old crone any traffic? Anyone who puts Bill Maher (He Whom I Hate To Death Everlasting) and Greg Palast (Just Like A Journalist, Only Cheaper!) under their "friends" is no one I want to know. Posted by: Monty on May 9, 2005 12:23 PM
Ok, I just heard a sound clip from this chick. Didn't she play the wife on Green Acres or something? Posted by: Sharp as a Marble on May 9, 2005 12:27 PM
Wait a minute? Ace is a leftist celebrity kook? No wonder he won't revel his real name. I bet he really is Lorenzo Lamas. Posted by: tinkerbelle on May 9, 2005 12:38 PM
You're going to have to tease Malkin about this one, Ace. Posted by: See-Dubya on May 9, 2005 12:40 PM
Arianna is right! There just aren't enough blogs out there presenting a side of the news for super-rich, whiney, annoying, widows of late senators out there. Where do you expect Terresa Kerry to get her news from? Posted by: Windycity on May 9, 2005 12:49 PM
Any bets on how long Ace lasts on that Blogroll? Posted by: SomeJoe on May 9, 2005 01:26 PM
Wow. That site is really, really horrible. I didn't expect much, but damn if they didn't make my lowered expectations look lofty. Posted by: SomeJoe on May 9, 2005 01:30 PM
It's the "Shadow" blog. Posted by: Dave in Texas on May 9, 2005 01:42 PM
She may be allowing links to the right side of the sphere, but the content on the actual site is all left. It's like a new Kos, with 'superstar' status. If it doesn't change, I won't pay it much attention. Posted by: Defense Guy on May 9, 2005 02:10 PM
Ace - just imagine how good you'll feel when you make Arianna your dirty, dirty blog-whore. You'll take down her entire stable simultaneously. Go get 'em, tiger! Posted by: Megan on May 9, 2005 02:54 PM
I'll try. But frankly, she seems beneath me. Now Tina Brown... grrrrr. Posted by: ace on May 9, 2005 05:19 PM
link to ariana's freakshow?? aaaarrggghhh i feel like Tippi Hedren in *The Birds* fleeing... to Janet Leigh's shower in *Psycho*. please Acey pleeeeze do it for the children! Posted by: on May 9, 2005 09:15 PM
No offense, because everyone SHOULD have you on their blogrolls, but YOU KNOW her having you on that blogroll is a shameless ploy to draw in readers from "our side" (same for LGF, Powerline, etc.). Maybe I'm just being vicious (I'm actually restraining my language) because I loathe the woman and her allies and everything they stand for. Posted by: Beth on May 9, 2005 10:35 PM
Beth, come see my post on her. You will feel ALL better, I promise sweetie. Posted by: Rightwingsparkle on May 9, 2005 11:17 PM
Wow. That site sucks. I mean, truly awful. A majority of the posts are basically what you would find on DU, but with better grammar. Now that O-dub has devolved into irrelevant suckiness, A-Huff's site is going to be the new conservative blogger crack - the place you go when you're stuck on what to write and just need to find an easy target. Posted by: Slublog on May 9, 2005 11:30 PM
No offense, because everyone SHOULD have you on their blogrolls, but YOU KNOW her having you on that blogroll is a shameless ploy to draw in readers from "our side" (same for LGF, Powerline, etc.). Yes, but it's nice to feel used sometimes. Like I need to tell you that, Beth. Posted by: ace on May 10, 2005 01:26 AM
Hey, what do I know about being used? I have like twelve readers! ;-) Posted by: Beth on May 10, 2005 01:33 AM
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