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May 05, 2005

The Number of the Beast? 616

Scholars now believe the famous Number of the Beast is not "666" as so notoriously imagined, but actually 616:

A newly discovered fragment of the oldest surviving copy of the New Testament indicates that, as far as the Antichrist goes, theologians, scholars, heavy metal groups, and television evangelists have got the wrong number. Instead of 666, it's actually the far less ominous 616.

Think of all the Heavy Metal albums and posters that will have to be recalled in order to fix this glitch... it's going to be like the Y2K megacoding correction all over again.

The new fragment from the Book of Revelation, written in ancient Greek and dating from the late third century, is part of a hoard of previously unintelligible manuscripts discovered in historic dumps outside Oxyrhynchus in Egypt. Now a team of expert classicists, using new photographic techniques, are finally deciphering the original writing.

Professor David Parker, Professor of New Testament Textual Criticism and Paleography at the University of Birmingham, thinks that 616, although less memorable than 666, is the original. He said: "This is an example of gematria, where numbers are based on the numerical values of letters in people's names...."

They and satanists responded coolly to the new "Revelation". Peter Gilmore, High Priest of the Church of Satan, based in New York, said: "By using 666 we're using something that the Christians fear. Mind you, if they do switch to 616 being the number of the beast then we'll start using that."

This is just like when people get annoyed at having to switch from the "good" old area code to the less-desirable new area codes. The Satanists can claim they're willing to switch, but believe me, if you've got a 212 area code, it stings to have to give it up for a lame "917" or "646." They say they're waiting for Christains to "switch" first; that's just Satanist-double-talk for "we're sticking with our old number, even if it means we have to stay forever in the same apartment to keep it."

So I think 666 is going to be around for a long time to come.

But seminarians announced that 666 would no longer be refered to as "the Number of the Beast" or the "Brand of the Antichrist," but rather merely "the Number of a Guy You Might Want to Keep Your Eye On" and further that "666" found on someone's scalp constitutes "Suggestive, But Not Quite Conclusive, Evidence That This Dude Might Be a Real Fucking Prick."

Thanks to Irwin.

Damn, This is Old, and This Time I Mean It's Really Old Update:

Hondo:

This isn't really new. Irenaeus, a Church father from the Second Century, wrote about the 666 / 616 difference in the second century in Chapter XXX of Against Heresies.

Emily:

The actual line from revelations says "If anyone has insight, let him calculate the number of the beast, for it is man's number. His number is 666*". So 666 is actually man's number. Also, some versions of the bible actually have a footnote from that line that says "*616 on some manuscripts". The discovery of these new texts may have simply changed the balance so that more than 1/2 of the "original" manuscripts now say 616, and less than half say 666.

Zorachus blames Nero for the confusion:

If I remember correctly, the difference between 616 and 666 is because of the way Nero's name was rendered in Greek and Hebrew (or Aramaic). In other words, Nero's name in one language was *something*, and those numbers added up to 666. His name in the other language was * something else*, and that added up to 616.

Whatever. I might be wrong, but at least I'm long-windedly rong.

Dude, on that last point, you're preachin' to the choir.

Hondo clarifies:

The Greek Neron Kesar, in Hebrew, has the numeric value of 666. The Latin Nero Caesar, in Hebrew, has the numeric value of 616.

Ummm... you guys seem to know an awful lot about Satan.

Just sayin'.

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Too Bad He Doesn't Play Baseball For the Damn Yankees Update: Stumbo adds:

The NHL sections of the ESPN, CNN/SI, FoxSports, and Yahoo!Sports websites have individual player pages identified by 3-digit numbers. (The same numbers correspond to the same players on each site, so presumably the numbering system has a common source.)

I'm sure y'all can guess who #666 is.

ESPN
CNN/SI
Fox
Yahoo

Can't make this stuff up. Can't. Make. This stuff. Up.

Well, I guess you actually could, but that would involve time and effort, and I don't play that.


posted by Ace at 01:47 PM
Comments



So that "Omen" kid was just an annoying little turd, and not the Antichrist? (Although there's no essential reason he couldn't be both, I suppose.)

Posted by: Monty on May 5, 2005 01:56 PM

The Beast is from Grand Rapids, Michigan?

Posted by: hobgoblin on May 5, 2005 01:59 PM

This is gonna be great. Back in high school, because I didn't go to church and I believed in evolution and played D&D and listened to Blue Oyster Cult, I was regarded as suspicious by many of my classmates.

So when they found my phone number ended in 7666, that clinched it.

My 20-year reunion's coming up, so if this pans out, I'm gonna spend the whole evening yelling "suck it, bitches!"

(if that's a TOS violation, my apologies)

Posted by: HP Lovecraftnstuf on May 5, 2005 02:01 PM

It would suck for people born on June 16th.

Posted by: Finn McCool on May 5, 2005 02:02 PM

That's ok, if i remeber correctly 616 transcribes to indicate Caligula as the beast, whereas 666 indicated Nero. Neither one liked Christians so it makes sense.

So everyone can party next year on June 1 instead of June 6th. You know, if you're into that sort of thing.

Posted by: brak on May 5, 2005 02:03 PM

HP

" "suck it, bitches!" . . . if that's a TOS violation, my apologies

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh, man, that's funny.


New to ace's, huh, mate?

Posted by: hobgoblin on May 5, 2005 02:05 PM

Now they are going to have to change all of the preprinted National ID cards.

Posted by: Dman on May 5, 2005 02:12 PM

This isn't really new. Iraneus, a Church father from the Second Century, wrote about the 666 / 616 difference in the second century in Chapter XXX of Against Heresies.

Posted by: Hondo on May 5, 2005 02:13 PM

Maybe it was just a scribe with crappy handwriting?

There's a little town down here where I live that had their phone exchange prefix changed to "666" back in the 1980s.

You can imagine just how apeshit everyone there was over the change.

Posted by: Dave in Texas on May 5, 2005 02:21 PM

I, for one, am not pleased with this development.

It puts my birthmark in a wholly different light. And NOT a positive one.

Shit.

Cheers,
Daves at Garfield Ridge

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on May 5, 2005 02:23 PM

Crap.

I wonder if Iron Maiden will re-issue "Number of the Beast"?

Is Vincent Price still alive?

Posted by: The Warden on May 5, 2005 02:25 PM

So is the "burgeoning theocracy" I keep being warned about these Christian evangelicals, or the Church of Satan? Cause if it's the latter, boy, won't the editorial board of the New York Times be surprised.

Headline: "We Did Not See That Coming"

Posted by: Alex_fs on May 5, 2005 02:28 PM

Alex, you forgot the subtitle:

But apart from that, the story was accurate

Posted by: Megan on May 5, 2005 02:31 PM

Red M&M, green M&M, you all come out the same in the end...

Posted by: Satan on May 5, 2005 02:32 PM

"This isn't really new. Iraneus, a Church father from the Second Century, wrote about the 666 / 616 difference in the second century in Chapter XXX of Against Heresies."

The actual line from revelations says "If anyone has insight, let him calculate the number of the beast, for it is man's number. His number is 666*". So 666 is actually man's number. Also, some versions of the bible actually have a footnote from that line that says "*616 on some manuscripts". The discovery of these new texts may have simply changed the balance so that more than 1/2 of the "original" manuscripts now say 616, and less than half say 666.

Posted by: Emily on May 5, 2005 02:39 PM

Just how did Peter Gilmore become High Priest of the Church of Satan? Like, did he have the gnarliest sacrifice? Um, and the name Peter Gilmore doesn't do much for me in the 'striking fear into the hearts of Christians' thing. Now Peter Filleter or Peter Peter Christian Eater . . . nah, still doesn't get it.

Posted by: compos mentis on May 5, 2005 02:48 PM

Emily,

Noted theologian, Steve Harris of Iron Maiden, interpreted the passage differently:

Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast, for it is a human number. Its number is six hundred and sixty six.

Who ya gonna believe--this guy Iraneus or the bad mo-fos who wrote Aces High?

Posted by: on May 5, 2005 02:51 PM
The actual line from revelations says "If anyone has insight, let him calculate the number of the beast, for it is man's number. His number is 666*". So 666 is actually man's number. Also, some versions of the bible actually have a footnote from that line that says "*616 on some manuscripts". The discovery of these new texts may have simply changed the balance so that more than 1/2 of the "original" manuscripts now say 616, and less than half say 666.

Far more than half of the extant ancient manuscripts use 666. The difference between 666 and 616 might be as simple as a scribal error (as Irenaeus suggested) or the difference between the numeric value of Hebrew transliterations of Greek and Latin versions of Nero Caesar.

In any case, the bar code tattooed on my scalp reads 666.

Posted by: Hondo on May 5, 2005 02:52 PM

Author Lionel Fenn wrote "667, the neighbor of the beast".
Now he's going to have to rewrte.

Posted by: Ed on May 5, 2005 02:53 PM

If I remember correctly, the difference between 616 and 666 is because of the way Nero's name was rendered in Greek and Hebrew (or Aramaic). In other words, Nero's name in one language was _something_, and those numbers added up to 666. His name in the other language was _something else_, and that added up to 616.
Whatever. I might be wrong, but at least I'm long-windedly wrong.
I agree that the hard-line fundamentalist types might have a hard time with this. They had explaining the nuances of '666' down to a science.

Posted by: Zorachus on May 5, 2005 02:53 PM

"New to ace's, huh, mate?"

Not really, but every once in a while I get Ace confused with Donald Sensing.

Posted by: HP Lovecraftnstuf on May 5, 2005 02:54 PM

Ace--

I completely mispelled the dude's name in my first post. It's actually "Irenaeus," if you want to correct the update.

Posted by: Hondo on May 5, 2005 02:56 PM

I think the bloke who wrote this passage in Revelations was referring to his ex-wife's apartment number. Then her mother moved in a few doors down.

Posted by: compos mentis on May 5, 2005 02:57 PM

damn, that's my area code...

Posted by: marc on May 5, 2005 02:58 PM

The NHL sections of the ESPN, CNN/SI, FoxSports, and Yahoo!Sports websites have individual player pages identified by 3-digit numbers. (The same numbers correspond to the same players on each site, so presumably the numbering system has a common source.)

I'm sure y'all can guess who #666 is.

ESPN
CNN/SI
Fox
Yahoo

Posted by: Stumbo on May 5, 2005 03:03 PM

Stumbo that is damned funny!

Posted by: compos mentis on May 5, 2005 03:07 PM

Thus spake Zorachus:

If I remember correctly, the difference between 616 and 666 is because of the way Nero's name was rendered in Greek and Hebrew (or Aramaic). In other words, Nero's name in one language was _something_, and those numbers added up to 666. His name in the other language was _something else_, and that added up to 616.

The Greek Neron Kesar, in Hebrew, has the numeric value of 666. The Latin Nero Caesar, in Hebrew, has the numeric value of 616.

Posted by: Hondo on May 5, 2005 03:08 PM

616 is also thought to possible mean Caligula, who ruled before Nero. His full name, Gaius Caligula Caesar, transcribed into Hebrew numeric characters, is also 616.

Posted by: brak on May 5, 2005 03:15 PM
Ummm... you guys seem to know an awful lot about Satan.
I don't think you've gotten this educated a response to anything on this blog. Ever.

Friggin D&D geeks. :P hehehe

Posted by: fat kid on May 5, 2005 03:33 PM

The hockey thing settles it for me, regardless of what some new-fangled papyri in Egypt say.

No way the antichrist is named "Richard Smehlik."

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos on May 5, 2005 03:38 PM

616? That's not scary. 666? Now that's spooky. I liked how in the Omen, Damien's 666 had the round parts of the 6's all bunched and the straight part sticking out like spokes. Couldn't do that with 616. No matter how you arrange that, it still looks like an area code.

Posted by: Ray Midge on May 5, 2005 03:41 PM

No way the antichrist is named "Richard Smehlik."

And the 'head' of the church of satan's name is Peter.

So maybe Wormwood's given name is Rod?

Posted by: compos mentis on May 5, 2005 04:24 PM

Dick Smehlik, that sounds like a man Besty might be into! That's hot.

Posted by: Dave@Fat kids on May 5, 2005 04:26 PM

Then there is Robert Heinlein's take on the Number of the Beast -- where it's 6 to the 6th to the 6th -- which is a very large number indicating the how many alternate universes there were.

Posted by: Simon Oliver Lockwood on May 5, 2005 04:31 PM

Look I've never been into the numbers thing. 666, 616, upside down crosses, and pentagrams don't matter. They're for ignorant malcontents trying to piss off mommy and daddy.
The only number that matters is 42.

Posted by: Iblis on May 5, 2005 04:53 PM

From a marketing standpoint -

666? yes
616? not so much

Remember the new Coca Cola campaign?

Posted by: cole on May 5, 2005 05:17 PM

Stumbo, great catch.

So I took the obvious step, and checked out player # 616

Ok, the name "Richard Smehlik" doesn't trigger anything, but guess who he plays for. Yep.

Posted by: Phil on May 6, 2005 08:38 AM

Yikes.

Posted by: Stumbo on May 6, 2005 09:54 AM

I'm 617... the guy across the street from the beast. I wish they'd pick up after him when he 'goes'.....

Sheesh.

Posted by: bithead on May 6, 2005 10:44 AM

Yes, the 616/666 debate has raged for centuries. But what is important isn't the number of manuscripts. Ha ha, this doesn't just happen to be the one that tips it past 50% for 616.

The problem with going by numbers is that an error in one manuscript can be copied by others, and then copies of those copies propogate the error, and so on. If for whatever reason that branch ends up copied more than another branch, thus yielding more total copies, that doesn't change the fact that it is an error. For that reason, the age of the manuscripts in question is of more importance than the sheer number of copies.

By sheer numbers, 666 wins. What has been known for a long time, though, is that 616 appears often in the earliest manuscripts. So if you only look at very early ones, it's unclear which is the correct number.

What's imporant about this find is this is the very earliest copy of this part of Revelation that has ever been found. And it says it's 616. That gives the 616 theory a lot of weight, far more than it just adding 1 to the 616 manuscript count.

Posted by: Bob on May 6, 2005 11:23 AM

Bob,
Doesn't it make sense that if an old copy had errors, it would be noticed and not copied that wayin the future?

While the Greek manuscripts are of perhaps the greatest importance, the writings of early church fathers who quoted Scripture should be considered. Scripture manuscripts in languages other than Greek are of significant importance, since they must have been translated from the Greek in the first place. How old a document is usually corresponds to its reliability. However, this should not be the only factor in its favor, as Scripture was being tampered with already even before 100 A.D. Other considerations as to the worthiness of a document are: how many other witnesses it agrees with, its distribution among sources (having agreement across other languages, times, types and families), the respectability of the witness (a document by Darwin would be considered less theologically reputable than one by Spurgeon), the continuity of the document over time, the context of the passage being reliable, and its reasonableness.

In this case, 666 is far more reliable - and that was far more info than anyone wanted to know.

Posted by: Hammertime on May 6, 2005 10:15 PM

Ed, Mr. Fenn's 667 is now the beast's cousin's father's brother's aunt's sister's uncle's friend's tax attorney's dentist's college dorm room buddy.

Posted by: Teri on May 7, 2005 09:59 PM

The older manuscripts are almost always LESS accurate. The tradition, even before Christ, was that when a scroll began to show age it was carefully hand copied, each section analyzed for errors, and when completed, the old manuscript destroyed. Some cults, though, worshiped the paper and hung on to any manuscript they could find, regardless of its accuracy. There are two documents cited as the oldest manuscripts. One is from one of those cults, is highly edited and was about to be thrown away when discovered several centuries ago. The other is kept by the Vatican, and only quickly scrawled copies done centuries ago by the same man who discovered the other one, are available. These earlier manuscripts are about as useful in determining what the Bible actually says as The DaVinci Code is, which is very little.

Posted by: Danny Carlton on May 10, 2005 02:47 PM

Mmmmm. Non-sequiter....

what are the new manuscripts based on if not the old ones?

Posted by: Louis on May 20, 2005 10:55 AM
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