Another reason for raising the level is that Testecles was circumcised. That's good for some nauseation from him.

The way this thing's bouncin around one might get the impression Sully's bi-polar.

Didn't Clinton start the war against the Fanatical brand of Christians when he burned Waco to the ground?

I forgot-- does this particular threat level mean I duct tape the windows in my house, or my sexual partner's feet?

I never can tell with this thing.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

sure, carin but that hardly finished the job.

now Hildebeast can ramp it up a little when she cheats her way in in 2008. I mean Waco was a pretty good start, sure, but it's not carpet bombing. We might have to bring napalm back for the damned fundies.

I vote we just duct-tape* HWWNBN's mouth. Or use some duct-tape and plastic to seal up his keyboard where it can't do any harm.

At this point, I'd even throw a few more bucks into his tip jar, if he'd just shut up and go off to the south of France for a while, like he promised.

*Dave, you forgot the hyphen. Subliterate colonial Neander-breeder that you are.

fat kid: The way this thing's bouncin around one might get the impression Sully's bi-polar. - I'm also getting the impression that Pat O'Brien is a coked-up whoremaster. Who knew?

What did we do for entertainment before we had Sully? Oh I remember, we watched The Ropers

U, just get his keyboard a condom, some K-Y and a case of Val-U-Rite.

Unless Sully is talking about the true conservativism of legitmizing sticking penises in butts by judicial fiat, I am just not that interested.

Hyphen: - e.g. gob-smackingly vile.
n-dash: – – e.g. 2–3% more chagrined than hitherto.
m-dash: — — e.g. shocked—not to mention disgusted.

Can anyone pin-point the instant where Sully went from being a robust (albeit ursine) pro-war Republican to pulling his skirts over his head and running around shrieking and wetting himself?

If he freaks out about this -- and let's face it, he probably will -- we're going to code red. Count on it.

The way this thing's bouncin around one might get the impression Sully's bi-polar.

See, Allah is always complaining that we're zooming it up and zooming it down, but I keep saying: the guy is bipolar, and the Freak-Out meter should reflect that.

I'm glad somebody gets my line of argument on this.

Never mind that previous link. This'll get him to code red for sure.

I read (yesterday, don't remember where, sorry) that any manwho has had homosexual sex is not allowed to give blood (in New Zealand). HOMOPHOBES. REally, just Gob-smackingly vile.

Re: Allah's link. If I was in need of a male sperm donor, I certainly wouldn't want a gay one. If there is any chance it is hereditary, I don't want to increase the chance my child is gay. I wonder if they tell recipients it's "gay sperm"? However, if I did have a child who was gay or even knew I was carrying a gay fetus (!) I would accept it and love him/her all the same, if not more. I'm sure there is a demand for gay sperm out there, but I'm not one of them. Shh! -- don't tell Moby.

I prefer it with a Tanquerey chaser myself....

I think it's gobsmackingly vile that Ace, the man (?) who has steadfastly refused to follow my grammatically correct advice that compound adverbs that precede the noun they modify (e.g., "grammatically correct advice," "poorly drafted post," etc.) DON'T GET A FUCKING HYPHEN (as opposed to compound adjectives, which do) has the balls (?) to give that gasbag Sully advice on the "em dash." I seem to recall a bit of advice having to do with motes and beams and eyes and GETTING THE LOOSE SHIT TAKEN CARE OF BY GETTING RID OF THAT FUCKING WORTHLESS AND GRAMMATICALLY INCORRECT HYPHEN BEFORE TELLING THE QUEEN OF PROVIDENCE WHAT FOR.

If you were my paralegal and you kept making that mistake, you'd be out on your ass.

Sorry. I had to get that off my chest.

I love you, Ace, I really do.

Don't be mad.

Yours, &tc.

J. Paine Martin, Esq.

Ha, it's pretty rich for a guy who uses a single period instead of of an ellipsis to lecture someone about single dashes vs. double dashes...