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May 04, 2005

Where In the World

Might be mentioned on CNN's Inside Politics today. My stars, I do declare, I'm just the belle of the ball lately.

Jacki (who does the blog run-down) wants all sorts of personal information about me. Quite frankly, I think she's just hitting on me. There's really no earthly reason CNN's viewers need to know "what [I'm] wearing right now" or "whether [I] swing."

Very unprofessional, Jacki. Very unprofessional.

You may just wind up as Pat O'Brien's new co-host.

PS: Republicans suck.

Just trotting out the old Whoopie Goldberg classic to make sure I gets me some cable exposure.

posted by Ace at 02:37 PM

Comments

Quite frankly, I think she's just hitting on me.

We all have our fantasies, ace. They provide a welcome release from the everyday disappointments and humiliations of our lives.

Hang in there, kiddo. Someday you'll meet an actual girl.

Posted by: Monty on May 4, 2005 02:42 PM

So have you officially sold out this time, or are they still jerking you off?

Posted by: Iblis on May 4, 2005 02:43 PM

I know a lot of girls. They're from the Niagra Falls area. You wouldn't know them.

Posted by: ace on May 4, 2005 02:43 PM

Ilbis,

I will sell out the moment someone asks me to.

So far, no takers.

Posted by: ace on May 4, 2005 02:46 PM

You didn't show Lois your big red S, did you??????

We wouldn't won't to make the magic disappear.

Posted by: Rightwingsparkle on May 4, 2005 02:47 PM

Wow. Congrats.

That's a lot of positive ress for finally learning how to spell Ramesh Ponorrurorus name.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on May 4, 2005 02:48 PM

"They're from the Niagra Falls area"

oh, man, that was a great line until I actually met a girl during a field trip one year.

I swear!

Posted by: hobgoblin on May 4, 2005 02:51 PM

Wow, judging from the comments you have quite a strage crew here ACE.

Posted by: shit from shinola on May 4, 2005 02:52 PM

Yeah and the women are the strangest of all ...

Posted by: pt barnum on May 4, 2005 02:54 PM

I know a lot of girls. They're from the Niagra Falls area. You wouldn't know them.

Where is that from? I have been sitting her for the last 15 minutes trying to remember.

Posted by: tinkerbelle on May 4, 2005 02:57 PM

Is this a result of your LA Times mention, Ace? If not, you'd better put up some more hard-hitting criticism of republicans, so you can be a maverick blogger.

Posted by: See-Dubya on May 4, 2005 02:58 PM

I know a lot of girls ...

Yeah, like the fly fisherman without his fishing pole does in a trout stream.

Posted by: smartass on May 4, 2005 02:58 PM

tinkerbelle,

everybody used to say that in grade school (at least in Michigan) .

It's not a movie line or anything that I know of.

Posted by: hobgoblin on May 4, 2005 02:59 PM

Tink - Breakfast Club

Posted by: PotatoHeadBobby on May 4, 2005 03:02 PM

I do declare, I'm just the belle of the ball lately.

Yes, and we all know you have always relied on the kindness of strangers ...

Posted by: 72VIRGINS on May 4, 2005 03:03 PM

YES- Breakfast Club! Some other greats from the BF Club:

Screws fall out all the time, the worlds' an imperfect place.

Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?

Excuse me for being a virgin. I'm sorry.

and of course,

Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?

Best All-Time Teen Angst Movie!

Posted by: tinkerbelle on May 4, 2005 03:20 PM

Best All-Time Teen Angst Movie!

Hmm, I thought it lacked the nuance of a
Class of Nuke 'em High, or Class of 1999.

Posted by: Iblis on May 4, 2005 03:27 PM

I'm sitting here giggling my ass off about how embarrassed Ace was the time CNN took a screen shot of his site and the Jeff Gannon head logo was up.

Perfect!

Posted by: The Warden on May 4, 2005 03:56 PM

Ace, or should I say "Lorenzo",

Judy Woodruff (sp) wonders whether it should be allowed for bloggers to remain anonymous. Allowed?!

Any thoughts?

Posted by: Grace on May 4, 2005 04:54 PM

Judy Woodruff (sp) wonders whether it should be allowed for bloggers to remain anonymous. Allowed?!

Two thoughts:

1. Judy Woodruff is a moron.

2. When the media stops using anonymous sources in their stories, they can whine about anonymous bloggers.

Posted by: Slublog on May 4, 2005 05:00 PM

Hob: Grade school in Michigan. Where bouts?

Posted by: Ray Midge on May 4, 2005 05:05 PM

It must be painful to have bells on your ba--s.

Later,
bbeck

Posted by: bbeck on May 4, 2005 06:05 PM

Is Jackie hot?

Posted by: Spade on May 4, 2005 06:25 PM

Interesting. I was on the same segment, and she didn't ask me for *any* personal information.

Clearly, she is aware that I'm married.

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