Thanks a lot, Ace. I get back from a perfectly adequate lunch, and I'm greeted by "Pat O'Brien on Dr. Phil." You really know how to create a vivid mental image. Now, in the words of Mr. Creosote, "Bring me a bucket."

Geez, Ace, I don't even WATCH the show and I know that Brandy was kicked off weeks ago.

Later,
bbeck

Ace: Between massive tv viewing and blogging, do you actually have a job?

Will we get to meet Betsy? She's so hot.

If you're going to watch, just say yes. Or wink. Or smile. Say yes.

Spring Rebirth

Rehab's for quitters
Need to find a new Betsy
Must call Dr. Phil

"Pat O'Brien on Dr. Phil"--Thanks for the chuckle. I'd imagine it would be the other way around. "And how's that working for ya, bitch?"

I missed the O'Brien thing. How did someone get voice messages? What did he say?
Give me the readers digest version.

Reader's Digest version?

Pat O'Brien is a bad boy who likes to leave graphic and vulgar sexual messages in the voice mailboxes of other people.

RWS, you don't want to know.

(Basically he left obscene messages on a co-worker's (I think) answering machine. It's the source of many of Ace's in-jokes now, eg "I don't do this for a living" and "But you have to be into Betsy"--PO'B wanted to arrange a threesome with his current girlfriend Betsy. And he went into rehab just about the time this became public.)

I liked it so much better back in the day when your disgrace period was more like several months long (think: Marv Albert) Now it seems it's several weeks at most. Sheeh, Pat's still probably shakin' with the DTs and sporting the remnants of a V!a9ra aided woodie.

If he didn't sound so pathetic on the tape I'd swear this was all part of an integrated stunt to boost ratings right from the start.

Ironically enough, Dr. Phil does do this for a living.

Keggin, rremember when Jesse Jackson was caught doing something naughty (one time in particular, somewhat recently), and he announced he would vanish from public life and reflect and repent until he was ready to come back?

Took him, like, a long weekend.

Ace, you're not on the first page of "Pat O'Brien sex tape" on Google, but throw in Betsy, and SLAP! #4

You are the home of all things dirty about PO'B

Ace,

This article reminded me...flew into BWI last night...and who should appear on the little American Airlines TV but Paul Anka himself.

And he was...The Only Important Person On That Screen.

I was laughing my ass off...other folks thought I'd lost my mind.

Loose shit.

WindRider95:

Saw the same piece flying on American into Dallas, and had the same reaction. All the Guys Had Shirts by the time AA got to them.