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April 21, 2005

If This Is What Is Meant By "Drunken Master," I Think I Could Be a Black-Belt

This is your chi. This is your chi on drugs. Get the picture?

Thanks to the soon-to-be-banned Scout.

And Dave... Just. Don't. Go there.


posted by Ace at 02:12 PM
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I like the lip curl thing he does right before he jumps. It really makes the clip.

Posted by: Scout on April 21, 2005 02:15 PM

circling the drain with teh collegehumor link.

I did like their election erection pages (paint your boobies for president).

(who knew so many nubile hotties for bush?)

Posted by: hobgoblin on April 21, 2005 02:23 PM

I didn't go to film school or anything, but I think that when your "talent" falls flat on his face, someone should yell "cut" or something.

Posted by: Finn McCool on April 21, 2005 04:55 PM

You have got to be kidding me Ace. No one *ever* sent this to you before today?

I think I'm giving up.

Where's the Valu-Rite vodka?

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on April 21, 2005 06:07 PM

I have to agree with Dave. This has been on ebaumsworld.com for some time. It's a pretty good site. You should visit it once in a while Ace.

Posted by: jpok on April 21, 2005 07:30 PM

Let me flip next to your fi-yer!

Posted by: Dave in Texas on April 21, 2005 08:08 PM
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