not to be insensitive, but it seems that the tigers pretty much took care of that threat already.

Maybe he just wanted to finish the job.

Erm, I wouldn't really call the kicker a "footballer". They're more like soccer players who couldn't cut it.

Maybe he just wanted to finish the job.

Maybe he was paid by the tiger.

Erm, I wouldn't really call the kicker a "footballer". They're more like soccer players

Ummmm... how do you people keep missing my brilliance?

Soccer player = footballer. At least in pansyish England.

Am I the *only one* who understands the comedic integrity kick I'm on here?

Haven't had my coffee yet. Loose shit.

OTOH who the fuck cares about england, or what they call that sissy sport anyway. Fuck you Ace!

LOL

LOL -- and by the way, you're mother's giving me a cocoa-butter handjob as we speak.

Nevermind the handjob, that's not my Mom, it does look suspiciously like Cedarford - inquiring minds want to know who's salad you're tossing.

You know what I would like to see?

A new group blog effort.

Something like Ace/Allah/Goldstein vs Cedarford/VonKreedon/Downtown Lad.

I mean, seriously.

That would be some funny shit.

Now, back to jacking Drudge's headlines. :P

That's right, and American Footballers are Rugby players who couldn't cut it, and opted for the game with all the padding and helmets.

Sigh. . . fine, whatever, I know-- I didn't learn my lesson after the Pat O'Brien sex tapes fiasco. I must send you ALL my links.

http://garfieldridge.typepad.com/garfieldridge/2005/04/exnfl_player_sa.html

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

"That's right, and American Footballers are Rugby players who couldn't cut it, and opted for the game with all the padding and helmets."

I'm sure this guy would respond angrily to your post right about now. You know, had he not died and all.

Whole lotta good that padding does…

Well American ruggers are sissies next to the "Aussie rules" maniacs.

>>some of them must not come back; they can't be batting 1.000 when it comes to re-appearances

Dude, you *DO* know that the disappearing tiger is, like, an *ILLUSION*, right? They don't *REALLY* disappear and then re-appear, the magician only makes it look that way...
OTOH, if they *REALLY* could make stuff disappear and not come back, we could maybe like, pay them enough and HRC et.al. could just go 'way, far away' and not ever come back.

Just a thought or two from a former magician.

Dude, you *DO* know that the disappearing tiger is, like, an *ILLUSION*, right? They don't *REALLY* disappear and then re-appear, the magician only makes it look that way...

Uhhhh... yeah, I know.

Are you kinda new here? I say a lot of silly shit on this site. Unless something is obviously a very-serious sort of piece, I'm most likely goofing around or just making up complete lies.

The only stuff I'm really dumb about is what is "new" and "hot" on this innovation we call INTERNET.

I'm thinking Siegfried & Roy could be the solution to the solid waste "crisis" in America. They can just make all that shit disappear. No more overflowing landfills. No more having to schlep my recycle bins to the curb on every Tuesday morning. Sweeeeeet.

Do you think Willis et al will try to find a way to pin this on Tom DeLay?