Some men are born to greatness and others have it 'thrust' upon them :)

Wow..all this talk of crack whoring makes me yearn for the good ole days of one Mr. Norm McDonald on SNL.

Worst job in the world? Used to be crack whore. Then it was assistant crack whore. Now it's Ace's crack whore understudy.

Hmmm, still better than blogging.

UPDATE: The Earth will be destroyed in 23 days. Please make your evacuation plans now.

Goldstein called, he wants his bit back! Heh.

ACE - You better watch it out there on LI, for as Newsday reports: Nassau cracks down on scofflaws, and that means you ACE, you stinky starfish selling peter teter toking crack head!

72(Maniacal)VIRGINS wins Fat Kid's quote of the day:

that means you ACE, you stinky starfish selling peter teter toking crack head!

Oh, and "Indeed"

Hoke,

Tell ace that he's ready for his close up

Better let "Kinicke" know who is the only important one on that stage.

So I guess Ace has taken up a new hobby then?

Can I get a T-Shirt with Ace in a four way on it? At least if he ends up going to prison he'll be 'nicely stretched' in preparation, and he'll know how to smoke crack already.

Nothing worse than looking like a girly bitch choking on your first toke in prison.

Here:

ACE: You know... growing up as a kid... I always thought that if I became a male prostitute, I'd want my pimp to be named "Ajax."

HOKE: Oh, yeah. I see what you mean. The dreams of youth.

ACE: Why? What did you imagine your man-pimp would be named?

HOKE: Actually, as it turns out... I always dreamed he'd be named "Ace."

ACE:

HOKE:

ACE:

LOL.

You know, I hate to admit it, but I think that blank-blank-blank thing was a subconscious swipe.

It came too fucking easy. Almost as if I'd just seen it.

fat kid:

72(Maniacal)VIRGINS wins Fat Kid's quote of the day:

that means you ACE, you stinky starfish selling peter teter toking crack head!

Cheesh! I've really have had a bad day. I must've spent too much time recently reading this blog, indeed.

OK, how about changing tone to the important and meaningful events of the day, like being suspended by fishooks?

DOES THIS LOOK PAINFUL?: Adam Aries spins while attached by a metal beam and hooks through the skin of his back to another person during the Suspension Convention in Providence, USA. Reuters

PROVIDENCE: Tony Troiano grimaced as he was lifted off the floor by giant fishhooks pierced through the skin on his shoulders.

found on Freeper or at:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3239334a4560,00.html

stuff.co.nz ^ | 4/6/05

Ace,

No matter its source.

It was funny as hell.

(Actually, I was thinking it remined me of the oft-silent moments on Space Ghost.)

Still, LOL.

MeTooThen:

Aren't you a physician with a specialty in neurology? And you find this funny? Thank the Lord. I thought all of you guys had no personality. You've now restored my faith in your profession.

I'm still having trouble with this coroner I know in my neighborhood that tells jokes about photocopying corpses' faces putting strange looks on their faces. The guy scares me because I have yet to figure out whether he's serious.

pretty pretty please, can we have a picture of you in your poodle skirt??!!

I need something on the fridge to keep me from eating the twinkies in there. I think that might just do it.

psflanagan:

That is a really utilitarian request to which I can relate. But do you really want to go there? It might bring back those whom have been banned, this time with lust in their hearts.

Jack M. is already turning as grey as a ghost. Such a photo could be used by Iceland as a secret weapon. And not even Patton could over come that.

Heaven help us.

That is a really utilitarian request to which I can relate. But do you really want to go there? It might bring back those whom have been banned, this time with lust in their hearts.

You know, you may have something there KCtrio. Ace, I retract my request. Could you please just email me a .jpg. That photo of Monica Lewinsky just isn't cutting it anymore.

psflanagan:

PS: If you are of the Irish type, and have red hair, please stay away from Jack M. I think you'll have a real problem on your hands.

psflanagan:

This photo on your refrigerator might just do the trick.

If fright is the emotion you are shooting for, then this should suffice.

psflanagan:

I ask all the Mick's on ACE, are you:

Lace Curtain Irish? Shanty Irish? Or Pig-shit Irish?

If you're on ACE I can guess, but maybe you're an exception.

I didn't think these phone calls could get any funnier.

(I'm glad to see "stinky starfish" getting some circulation.)

Ladies and gentlemen, Guckert envy has now entered its final stages. When Ace gets his press pass, the seventh seal will have broken.
Please return reality to an upright and locked position, and close your eyes, 'cause you don't wanna see what happens next.
ACE! Keep thinking ' Ollie Willis, Ollie Willis'...

KCTrio oh my goodness - that might just do it!! Count on the Brits to come up with ugly crossdressing pictures. Such manly men ...

Hmmmm 72virgins ... the husband is the Irish part of this little party .. that would be "actually from Ireland".

I'd say he's the product of a, mmmmm, cow-shit Irish / Lace-curtain Irish union ... Bringing to mind that old American-Irish saying "You can put lipstick on a cow, but don't take her dancing."

(I'd never have married him if there had been any pig shit in his past -- cow shit is Chanel no. 5 in comparison)

Hope that helps with the poll ....

oh yeah, KCtrio - I think I'm safe - being of the strawberry blonde persuasion (aspiring to platinum blonde) ..