Ummm... it's a P-51 Mustang. The P-59 was called the Airacomet and was the U.S.' 1st Jet-powered fighter.

Damn, I hate when Hoke screws up his facts like that.

If that's all you have to look like at Harvard for your boss to have hearts shoot out the top of his head and his tongue loll on the ground, I'm glad I attended Rocko's School for Bartenders instead.

Besides, everyone knows male librarians are all gay.

Maybe her bosses were lesbians.

What was I heteronormatively thinking....

If this woman thought people considered her "a pretty girl," she either needs a psych consult, or she is in fact from that Twillight Zone episode where beautiful people are ugly and "normal people" look like... well, her.

too bad Johnny Cochran died, she could have won.

"If ya got the looks, ya gets no books."

O/T but why is there a blog-ad for "bed wetting" in the sidebar?

"Rabbi Spero in the Ring with bedwetters."

That should be one hell of a show. I wonder if they are some of Cedarfords Red Diaper Babys?

(c) almost cost me a keyboard, because my sister-in-law lives in one of those abominations (on York) and pays as much in rent as we pay on a mortgage for a four bedroom house with a sixty by thirty backyard out here on Staten Island.

Screw this fat chick. Does anybody want to spend some time helping me find Hitler?

Come on Kronos. How about it? Fat Kid?

No honey, you don't get to lay on the couch all day shooting up coke with Wild Turkey enemas. You have to screw the guy first (on tape) for the sexual harassment suit (and the blackmail) before that kind of payday. Better luck next time.

Is this the guy who was just saying there was too much tit-talk and not enough news?

Smitty

No, actually tit-talk is great, its the lack of anything else that sucks.

And judging from what appears to be a missing tooth in Desiree's mouth, perhaps she already has spent too much time with eight balls and Wild Turkey.

She looks kind of like Monica Lewinksky oleated with Lisa Marie and a dash of Roseanne Cash.

Were they able to extract her haunches from that revolving door before someone called 911?

"But . . . but . . . people always tell me I look like Catherine Zeta Jones "

(in a fatsuit)

I feel bad for her. I was once denied a promotion for being too damned beautiful.

Of course, they claimed I was grossly unqualified, hostile to management, didn't actually work there, blah blah blah.
I think we all know what was really going on.

I was once denied a promotion for being too damned beautiful.

I was too ... ummm, in a manly Viking kind of way!

You guys are looking at the wrong photo. Inthis one , from the BoHo she is so fucking hot!

Almost forgot this gem from the article, right next to the photo:

She claims in a lawsuit that the Ivy League university has been discriminating against her because she's black and is perceived as merely a ``pretty girl'' whose attire is too ``sexy.''

That photo proves her case perfectly.

Yet another self-esteem class success story.

I bet it's all those jealous bitches in the circulation department that are holding her back.

I know the type. They're all just jealous.

This puts me in the mind of all those superodels and actresses who complain about life being harder for beautiful people. Um, it's just a guess, but in reality it's probably harder for people who eat so little they don't have enough fat in their system for proper brain function.

Later,
bbeck

She needs to lose the brown theme. Courts don't like it when you show up dressed like a giant Hershey's Kiss.

Maybe there was something on my screen that I wasn't aware of but she's not attractive at all.

As a matter of fact, she could make a freight train take a dirt road.