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April 05, 2005

"You're Morons!:" The Delicate Bedside Manner of Dr. Howard Dean

Via Kausfiles, Howard Dean patiently attempts to explain to his fellow Americans that they are terminally stupid, and the prognosis is grim:

We have to acknowledge people's fears. It's not just about gay rights and abortion. It's fear of what happens to their families. What they need is a signal from the Democratic Party that we're going to make it easier for them to raise their kids. The mistake is to think we're going to talk people out of their fears. These are not logical fears. Most kids will turn out fine, even in this era of bad stuff on television and things like that. You cannot sit down and logically explain to people why they have their fears.

Emphasis added.

Howard Dean further empathized with the plight of the middle-class, noting the lack of truly-fashionable Husky-sized overalls and the employment challenges facing drooling inbred Appalachian trash, "such as (pointing) you hillbilly-hucklebucks over there."

I have to cop to this one: there was a point, way back in June, when I thought this idiot actually had a chance. I ate crow for that pessimism, but obviously not enough of it.

posted by Hoke at 12:21 PM

Comments

Uhhhhhm....a chance for WHAT?

Posted by: Maggie on April 5, 2005 12:32 PM

yeah, even in this day and age, kids will grow up just fine . . .

to think that blowjobs are safe and aren't sex.

YEEEE-HEWWWWW, Democratic Party!

Posted by: hobgoblin on April 5, 2005 12:36 PM

Howard Dean, the gift that keeps on giving.

Posted by: TallDave on April 5, 2005 01:08 PM

You're not the only one who got sucked in by that little dillfucker. Part of it was hoping he'd be fun to ridicule and part of it was hoping that, if he should win, he'd at least shake things up some.

And then there's a little part of me that would have enjoyed watching the moonbats defend him even though they'd brown their shorts if a Republican did the same stuff.

Posted by: spongeworthy on April 5, 2005 01:18 PM

Just curious.

How do you know emphasis was added?

To the spoken words of Howard Dean.

Posted by: everyman on April 5, 2005 01:50 PM

Since he always manages to say exactly the wrong thing, i.e., what Liberals really believe, every time I hear this moron speak I have to say:

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Posted by: 72VIRGINS on April 5, 2005 02:02 PM

Everyman,

You're funnin', right?

Posted by: Rocketeer67 on April 5, 2005 02:03 PM

I just pray that this man remains as DNC chair through the 2008 election. I want Howard Dean out there in front of the cameras 24/7, explaining the Democratic Party's views. It is impossible to have too much Howard Dean.

Howard Dean is the cowbell of the Democratic Party.

Posted by: utron on April 5, 2005 02:22 PM

I do love him so.
And the fact that he is adored by hacky-sack playing dirty hippies wherever he goes...well, that just adds to his mystique for me.

If there's anything the American people relate to, its someone who can draw crowds of long haired pseudo-buddhist Phish followers.

Sigh

Posted by: lauraw on April 5, 2005 02:54 PM

Hobby writes: yeah, even in this day and age, kids will grow up just fine . . .to think that blowjobs are safe and aren't sex. YEEEE-HEWWWWW, Democratic Party!

I agree that the Democratic Party is messed up, as a parent, with regard to blowjobs being OK, not sex really, and teen girls should give them frequently and with relish to any guy that shows an interest in them.

I deplore the Democratic Party for NOT being responsible for putting teen girls in this frame of mind in the 80's! That was just wrong, man!

Posted by: Cedarford on April 5, 2005 03:07 PM

Actually, the dick-sucking thing was pretty well embedded in America's hot teen chicks back in the 80's, C-ford. I think I speak for many of us when I point out that I got blown by hot teen chicks pretty much daily. But nobody was sucking off anti-Semitic douchebags, which is why I think you got left out.

Posted by: spongeworthy on April 5, 2005 03:41 PM