Give it to us!

Ya know what? The Beatles are good... but NO ONE can top Allah, the hundreth name of GOD!

Good stuff, Allah.

hehehe

Allah make me feel so dirty.

I bet that's why he has so many followers.(praise be)
We all just want to go crazy with him.

He leaves messages in the Voicemail of my soul. I don't get the part about how we have to be into "Beetsy, my camel" though.

But it's Allah. And me makes me do crazy things.
Well.
Him and the blow.

hilarious

I never heard why Allah went dark. Any help?

Hey, what the hell, I'll have a beer with you. But I am cheap, so you'll have to pick up the tab.

Great mix, Creator of Worlds.

Perhaps Allah can start a new Photoshop series on Pat called Creme-Oh.

This thing's got the best timing. Shit, it must have taken a few hours to drop in that udio from the tape and mix it just right. Amazing.

The only other song I could think of is "I Am So into You." But that's not quite the right mood of "Hello."

I have a couple of ideas about Allah.

Maybe he's somebody famous.
Maybe he's a hideous warty hunchback.

Or maybe he has to protect his identity because he's been calling himself Allah for the last two years and people will kill you for that.

Whatever. I'm just happy to hear from the guy.

I'll have to download this later

O/T...did anyone see that pic of Pat Buchanan getting bukkaked? hilarious

O/T...did anyone see that pic of Pat Buchanan getting bukkaked? hilarious

Look, I'm laughing at Pat O'Brien, but that's just sick and wrong. I don't think anyone, regardless of their sexual proclivities, would want to see that.

Funny, but not sure if it is as you say funny enough to gamble my future on. I guess its a little late now.

Or maybe he has to protect his identity because he's been calling himself Allah for the last two years and people will kill you for that.

Loose lips sink ships.

(and we've all read what the urinal wall says about Ace's "loose lips")

P.S. something about "hotdogs" and "hallways"

Damn, wrong thread AGAIN!

OK, enough out of me. I've got enough bullshit to keep up with in my T. Schaivo post. Fuckin Slate.

Or maybe he has to protect his identity because he's been calling himself Allah for the last two years and people will kill you for that.

Oh, that's a good reason, of course. Of all people, I get the desire to be anonymous.

But I'm anonymous too.

'Sides, there are ways to go out and meet people while protecting your real name and stuff. It's called "lying," and I've become pretty good at it.

"'Sides, there are ways to go out and meet people while protecting your real name and stuff. It's called "lying," and I've become pretty good at it."-----Ace.

I think this sentence is a lie.

Jack M:

Into veiled references to old Star Trek episodes? Or, do you just like logic puzzles?

I have a simple yes-no question for you. Those are the only two allowable answers:

Have you stopped molesting Beanie Babies?

No tricks, fucker, just answer the question yes or no.

The beauty of Allah's mashup is that it is so beautifully paced. He takes his time with it. There's as much funny stuff two minutes in as there is at the beginning.

Timing, gentlemen.

This is a craftsman.

Sheer genius, Allah. The first time I heard this recording, all that came through was vulgarity and sleazy desperation. But this mash-up forced me to really hear the pathos and longing that was driving Lionel Ritchie.

This is the way Hello was always supposed to sound.

Allah's best work since "Bitchslap in Beantown". Now we just need a Photoshop of the "Hello" video where the creepy clay pot looks like O'Brien.

Ace,

The funny thing about this, is "Pat O'Brien" probably actually got to "go crazy" with this chick, and she probably "got crazy" with Betsy too.

Laugh all you want.

The guy knows how to get action.

Well, first of all, "Betsy isn't into it anymore." So she bailed.

As for nailing a chick... well, okay. He nailed some chick. And he nailed her so "good" that she kept his dirty tapes and humiliated him.

KCT,

I wondered who would be the first to catch the Star Trek reference.

I'm not molesting beanie babies, per se, I'm just aggressively cuddling them.

Which may sound like pure semantics, but brother, it sure works when the staff at Toys-R-Us calls the local cops.

DW took the liberty of creating an album sleeve for this inspired masterwork, in honor of Allah's glorious return to the ones and twos.

RT:

That's some very funny shit. I like the phone conversation the best. Really adds the right touch.

I had forgotten about this video

So is this the place where we post Allah sightings?

Heard this on www.star987.com this morning at 750am PST. So only about 1M+ listeners got to here his work (even if they had to bleep some parts....)

Allah needs to get on them to deposit some coinage into his tipjar.

you all need to have respect for god=allah
he=allah all mighthy is the one and only ,he =allah is not a human he =allah is our maker,thanks to he=allah for this life and for the one he has ready for us in the hereafter,amin,,,,,,,,,peace to all believers of god=allah no matter what religion or colour you are...,,,,,,,,,,peace