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March 30, 2005

I Will Make Tina Brown My Dirty Dirty Blog-Whore

Ya better think about it.

Annoying. She's vapid and chatty enough in written articles and on TV; she'll be positively insufferable in the loosey-goosey medium of the blog.

I have a feeling she'll be making Michael Musto seem like a formal technical writer.

But I will make her my dirty dirty blog-whore. That is my promise to you, my good readers.

posted by Ace at 09:50 PM

Comments

Who is more vapid-Maureen or Tina? I think it is too close to call.

Posted by: Jake on March 30, 2005 09:53 PM

Que es mas vapid?

Posted by: rdbrewer on March 30, 2005 09:56 PM

hmmmm....

I'll have to say Maureen. Brown, I have to admit, has run three or four magazines pretty damn successfully.

Plus, even a drooling retard sounds pretty good with a tony Brit accent.

Posted by: ace on March 30, 2005 09:57 PM

I didn't know there was really a market for a Wonkette-sans-assfucking.

Posted by: Jeff B. on March 30, 2005 09:57 PM

This is going to be good.

Posted by: rdbrewer on March 30, 2005 09:58 PM

I'm stocking up on chips and beer....don't wanna miss any of this.

Posted by: Old Coot on March 30, 2005 10:00 PM

I predict some bombshell investigative blog posts from Gwyneth Paltro and David Geffen. Or their publicists.

Posted by: Jeff B. on March 30, 2005 10:04 PM

I didn't know there was really a market for a Wonkette-sans-assfucking.

I'm still surprised there's a market for Wonkette-avec-assfucking.

Wonkette:

Come for the assfucking.

Stay for the... other assfucking.

Posted by: ace on March 30, 2005 10:17 PM

These people have pockets backing them. My question is, name me one conservative Blog that's not affiliated with the GOP that is funded by any political movement. I'd love to be elucidated.

Posted by: KCTrio on March 30, 2005 10:29 PM

None that I know of.

Which sort of pisses me off, damnit. Where the F is MY George Soros?

Oliver Willis is getting paid big-time in Subway hoagies and I'm sitting here trying to peddle schmattas with my dumb logo on them.

Posted by: ace on March 30, 2005 10:31 PM

My question is, name me one conservative Blog that's not affiliated with the GOP that is funded by any political movement. I'd love to be elucidated.

Oh, WHO's being naive NOW?

Buddy, Ace was on the payroll right from the start.

Posted by: Jeff B. on March 30, 2005 10:32 PM

Ace,

It's ok if you insist on speaking in that gutter-language, but if I ever catch you speaking Icelandic, by God, then your blog will be dead to me too!

You know, if by "dead" what I really mean is "still my default homepage".

Dead I tell you!

Posted by: Jack M. on March 30, 2005 10:32 PM

When's Dan Rather going to start blogging?

Posted by: Moonbat_One on March 31, 2005 12:40 AM

Tina Brown? Did you read that article? You'll get to make Gwyneth Paltrow your dirty blog-whore.

I'd buy that for a dollar.

Posted by: someone on March 31, 2005 01:32 AM