I guess it's true what they say....you just can't keep a good 8" (cut) GAY PORN COCK of HYPOCRISY down.

That blog you posted about earlier, Gay Patriot- well, whatever site that took him offline has been raving about Gannon doing this thing for a few days. I'm too lazy to go find it again, but check it out - the guys a raving lunatic, but a well-informed lunatic.

You know what would go great with that picture?

Sound.

I said he would rise again. Now those who thought they had brought him low will suffer his mighty wrath, A.K.A. Bob Dole's Cock, up their ass!

See-Dubya,

Whoa! Thanks for reminding me! I forgot all about that... hold on, I'll see if I can find it...

Ace,

O/T

I got a big movie file to send you (DEA agent shoots self in leg during gun safety demonstration). Your box still full?

This can only be good news for Goldstein.

Current status of Goldstein's nipples:

Diamond-hard.

Gannon turned down our request that he appear on our radio show. Which means we'll be running our interview with his COCK any time now.

Hmmmm... so what you're saying is that TalkRight has a pretty loosey-goosey standard for profanity and sexual material?

That interests me.

Excellent.

Not only that, Ace, but they have a pretty wide open, barely screened call-in policy too.

Not that I would contemplate calling in and blaming the San Diego fires on Howard Stern's ass or anything....

I can't wait for Ace to bring his peculiar, foul-mouthed majesty to America's quasi-airwaves. But I think he needs to get himself a couple of wacky, wisecracking sidekicks.

Like, say, those great talk show hosts he appeared with on that Stanford radio show. Now that was some truly compelling radio. Tight, loose, and professional.

Because really now, Truly Classic Radio ought to involve at least one instance of the hosts saying "well, we're getting a lot of calls now for Ace, and we'd like to take some, but we don't know how to."

Ha ha ha. Laugh it up fuzzball.

--the tight, loose, professional crew

One of those guys is a regular poster around here... I guess I sorta feel guilty about that.

But not too guilty.

[edited by Ace... watch it about outing people, JeffB!]

One of those Truly Classic guys has your real name in his inbox, Jeff B.

;)

I remember that. I was so pissed they read my name out on the air. It's not a real secret, but it's gonna be hard to 'pass' at law school if someone outs me.

My point exactly.

I love the 'no name' part. It's got a delightful extra touch of ominousness.

Honestly, I've been involved in more than a few crimes against radio myself - it wasn't actually that bad. Honestly it was a pretty entertaining show and you all did a great job with Ace and please don't publish my name please.

Too late, Jeff Blazotsky! Soon everyone at Our Lady of the Immaculate Prescription College of Legal Learning and Prison Guard Certification will know of your secret conservative activities! MWaahaahaa

It's all over for me.

(btw, right now it's Columbia or Duke but I'm still waiting for Chicago, the only choice which might actually make a remote amount of sense given my political beliefs.)

There can be only one!

It seems the Press Club is closing the Jeff Gannon event to the public. Liberals threatening to protest. Go figure....