Polar Bears? You are giving bandwidth to Polar Bears?

Polar bears are slackers. If they ever applied themselves they could, one day, be Panda Bears.

Then they might be worth discussing.

You can see the evil in their eyes! I think the little one is thinking "if I could get out of here I'd work that human over like a chimp!"

OT:

It's OK, I'm only discriminating against whitey:

http://www.yahoo.com/_ylh=X3oDMTEwdnZjMjFhBF9TAzI3MTYxNDkEdGVzdAMwBHRtcGwDaW5kZXgtY3Nz/s/233600

This, by the D.A. no less.

Here's the clickable link:

F*** Whitey

It doesn't bother me so much that they'll eat a person by crunching and gulping huge chunks of bone and meat, it's that thing they do after when they wash it down with a Coke and give you that evil grin.

Damnit!

iIthought I had something funny to say, but then I read Skinbad's comment, and decided not to even bother.

That's funny.

Just remember, no matter what they call them, they're not really "bears."

They're giant white weasels, with appropriate temperament.

Really.

(Half of) Top Ten Reasons Polar Bears are more Bad Ass than Grizzly Bears:

10. Candy-ass grizzly bears would hire Steven Seagal to keep out the pillaging oil companies.

9. Dennis Miller wouldn't be cracking wise if a polar bear was working on his back door.

8. Polar bears do all right with the ladies. They don't really need to "bat the salmon."

7. Honey? Berries? Forests? Nah. Give me block of ice and some blubber and I'm good.

6. Polar bears would shit Grizzly Adams.

I'm tapped.

These are arrogant bears. Just look at them. If we drill in Alaska, they will eat our oil workers -- then take the oil for themselves! They will then gather into a Great Bear Army and march south, followed (thanks to their new oil supply) by several heavy mechanized divisions. First they rape Canada. Then they sodomize America. Mexico gets it worst -- death by oonga boonga. And through it all they will show the same polar bear arrogance. This oil drilling is a bad idea I tell you.

skinbad-

Puh-leeeze!

Reasons why grizzly bears laugh at polar bears----

5)"Arctic Circle"? Just another name for the "ursine ghetto"...

4)Honey? Berries? Forests?-- Obviously, the gov't was forced to bus all the under-privileged polar bears in to see what they were missing.

3)Can you say, "More inbred than British royalty"?

2)Hmmm.... Nome in January vs. summers at Yellowstone?

1)White bears can't jump.

That bear cub is really quite appallingly cute. Shame it's going to grow into an eleven foot half-ton monster that could disembowel you with one swipe. We really need to get cracking on the genetic engineering so we can neotenise dangerous animals at the cuddly stage.

Ace, I really think you are being too hard on the Polar Bears (besides, the little one is such a cutie)Instead, why don't we hire the bears to guard the pipelines and oil rigs for us? I'm sure with enough fresh salmon they will agree! Besides, we can let them have all the environmentalists they can eat!

Meanwhile, back at the kids table.... I've had a night's sleep and need to finish what I started and give Scott a polar bear swipe at the same time.

The rest of the much anticipated Top Ten Reasons Polar Bears are more Badass than Grizzly Bears:

5. Who taught chimps to chew off noses and genitalia? Polar Bears. (thanks BrewFan)

4. The polar bears in Anka's band told him to "suck it." The grizzly bears went crying to the union like bitches.

3. You've never seen a group of fat Russian swimmers called a "Grizzly Bear Club."

2. Grizzlies won't eat Eskimos. They just can't get Inuit.

1. When polar bears feel down they listen to prison blues. Grizzly bears read Robert Frost.

Skin,

And really effeminate grizzly bears get a blog in which they frequently quote Robert Frost.

Not that there's anything wrong with Ace doing that.....:)

Awwww. but the widdle one is so CUUUTE!!!!!

I'll find a .375 H&H for Mom and Dad if they act up.