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March 16, 2005

A Titan Versus a Titan!: The Epic Struggle Between Brit Hume and Oliver Willis

Both at the very tops of their respective games, togther reaching a combined audience of several million people (plus Willis' 3000 or so), both highly respected and accomplished media doyennes.

Who will prevail this digital-age Götterdämmerung?
John From Wuzzadem has a report about this momentous struggle.

No Mas Update? It looks like Willis won-- Brit Hume just announced he is resigning as anchor of FoxNews, citing his long history of deliberate lies on behalf of "Evil."

Wait. That doesn't sound right.

Slublog, with a new address, reports that Willis has finally taken down his idiotic "Resign, Brit" banner.

What if they threw a grassroots effort and no one came, except to giggle at a retard?

Bill From InDC Update: A glimpse into Oliver Willis' future. Good stuff.

Sorry I swiped that link from you, Slublog.


posted by Ace at 02:36 PM
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I was making fun of Willis's banner a week ago:

http://www.nicholaskronos.com/kronology/archives/00000780.html

The best part was you know just how serious Willis took himself when he wrote "American truth held hostage" at the top. Let's see...no one else in the entire universe was protesting Hume or even knew why he should resign, only Ollie Wide-ass. Yet American truth held hostage!

After they got Gannon, Willis Pilotfish thought Hume would be an after-dinner mint. He...thought...wrong!

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos on March 16, 2005 02:47 PM

OK, the "laugh at a retard" thing is definitely the line of the week.

Posted by: Matt on March 16, 2005 03:04 PM

More like Titan versus Tit.
Nobody's got the man-boobs like O-Chub there. Well maybe Moore, but that's it.

If the mock-u-pressure got him to pull down the banner, what else do you think we can mock him into? Talk about being your bitch, Ace.

Posted by: Iblis on March 16, 2005 03:11 PM

"What if they threw a grassroots effort and no one came, except to giggle at a retard?"

Thanks to Rolly Polly Ollie, now we know the answer.

I agree that that's the line of the week.

Posted by: Sobek on March 16, 2005 03:17 PM

OK, the "laugh at a retard" thing is definitely the line of the week.

Cabin Boy.

I try to write as little original material as possible lately.

Posted by: ace on March 16, 2005 03:25 PM

I looked at Willis' page and couldn't find any references to the "banner" you "saw." Was Hume supposed to represent Eastasia or Eurasia?

Posted by: Dimmy on March 16, 2005 03:42 PM

More like "titan" versus "Titanic".

Posted by: Mikey on March 16, 2005 03:47 PM

This is proof that even the mighty eating machine Ollie can bite off more than he can chew.

Posted by: bullwinkle on March 16, 2005 03:55 PM

Sorry I swiped that link from you, Slublog.

Doesn't that violate McCain-Feingold in some way?

Posted by: Peter on March 16, 2005 04:03 PM

"What if they threw a grassroots effort and no one came, except to giggle at a retard?"

Now THAT's funny.

Posted by: Golden Boy on March 16, 2005 04:17 PM

In what may or may not have been a Moon Pie(tm) induced stupor, liberal bomb thrower Oliver Willis has quietly ordered his 'Tinfoil Brigade" to retreat in their efforts to force Brit Hume into retirement.

http://www.catscape.com/2005/03/oliver-willis-recalls-tinfoil-brigade.asp

Posted by: Catscape on March 16, 2005 04:20 PM

Sounds more like this ugly, troll Nebulung should be singing the Nebelunglied.

Posted by: 72VIRGINS on March 16, 2005 04:23 PM

Hmmm..Titan vs Titan.

I guess in this battle O-chub is "Cronus", the father of Zeus who, in order t protect his role as King of the Gods, ate all of his children as they were born.

Cause you know...that sorta sounds like something Filet-O-Fish would do, if one credits him with either 1) the ability to procreate or 2) the ability to find a willing partner.

And I guess triumphant Brit "Who is this fat blogger of which you speak?' Hume would be Zeus.

Posted by: Jack M. on March 16, 2005 04:42 PM

Nah, it's titan vs. titmouse.

Posted by: D. Carter on March 16, 2005 06:09 PM

Bullwinkle:

This is proof that even the mighty eating machine Ollie can bite off more than he can chew.

Yes, but we may never know if there's a limit to what he can swallow.

Posted by: utron on March 16, 2005 06:47 PM

It's not what he can swallow that has me curious, it's how much shit he can produce that's the bigger question to me. If it's any higher than what I've personally witnessed on his blog it Titanic doesn't even begin to cover it.

Posted by: bullwinkle on March 16, 2005 09:22 PM

Götterdämmerung! Like Sigfried, our hero can only be killed by being stabbed in the back, but unlike Sigried, our hero was aware of such treachery and now it is time for Hagen to have his head cut off!

Posted by: 72VIRGINS on March 17, 2005 11:16 AM
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