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March 03, 2005

If Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen Can't Make It, What Hope Do the Rest of Us Have?

Temple of Jennifer is pro-marriage enough to bother to care about this.

I don't know. This surprises me about as much as the time I found Robert Downey Junior asleep on my bumper pool table, stoned out of his mind on a mix of ludes and Gila Monster venom, wearing nothing at all except my prized Dungeon Masters Do It By the Book t-shirt (signed by Omega World designer James Ward).

And while you're there, check out the story of PETA's attempts to transport a seafood-restaurant lobster to a zoo.

The lobster died in transport. PETA is, I shit you not, seeking an examination of the lobster to determine the cause of death.

A lobster autopsy, as Jennifer says. Just wonderful.

I hope they can rule out foul play as soon as possible. That possibillity always wreaks such havoc on the families.


posted by Ace at 01:05 PM
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they should have sent the lobster to the Sea Captain's lobster boarding school, you know tough love, etc......"argh, well then have you got any spare change?"

Posted by: johnny on March 3, 2005 01:24 PM

Another Hollywood divorce? *sigh* It's always the agents that suffer most in these situations. Won't somebody please think about the agents?! What about the agents? Please?

Posted by: Ray Midge on March 3, 2005 01:58 PM

Karl Rove had the lobster killed by the military after they were done killing journalists and torturing peace-loving middle eastern men who jsut happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time carrying RPGs and AK-47s.

Posted by: Steve L. on March 3, 2005 02:10 PM

Used to work at a bar that had "lobster night" on some Mondays. Whenever the lobsters weren't delivered, we had to fend off some pissy customers. I always told them that animal rights activists had hijacked the truck and released the lobsters into the Potomac, unaware that they were salt-water critters. About one in five believed it. Looks like they had good reason.

Posted by: pinky on March 3, 2005 02:14 PM

Strictly speaking, PETA was not behind the move. They were contacted about the lobster, made some noise, and the owner decided to donate the lobster to a zoo. PETA was "disappointed" that Bubba was not going to be released to the wild.

Posted by: angry_in_t_o on March 3, 2005 02:34 PM

Sheen and Richards were married???

Later,
bbeck

Posted by: bbeck on March 3, 2005 02:40 PM

Wonder if that 'autopsy' will involve drawn butter?

Posted by: Tym on March 3, 2005 03:25 PM

I wonder if PETA will charge themselves with crustaceanside.

Posted by: Iblis on March 3, 2005 04:01 PM

Well, I guess this means that Heidi Fleisse and Sheen can get back together, now that Tom "Tricky Dick" Sizemore is in trouble with the man.

Posted by: Iblis on March 3, 2005 05:52 PM
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