You just know Gannon's gonna have his revenge, and its gonna be a doozy. And its gonna be served...cold

Lol...

Gore (in the future): "GANNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Yeah Jeff (no his real name is James) is gonna have his revenge by pimping himeself out to a Dem client and f*ck him while gets paid; just like the GOP usually does.

you are aware I hold the trademark on the word wackadoo™ you are getting dangerously close to my intellectual property, Ace. I am feeling the need for litigation and possible outing of their nearest journalist.

Also, is it just me or does Jeff Gannon sound like a 70s TV private investigator? I guess it is "Cannon" I keep visualizing when I hear Gannon. I use to love to see that portly old fart dangling off the skids of the helicopter in the opening sequence. THAT was television my friends...

Wonkette linked a "mensnewsdaily" story about a "WH reporter" that is a left-wing activist; writes an anti-Bush newletter (for sale), askes odd partisan questions, etc.

a quote "Russell Mokhiber, who sells a $795 a year newsletter that bashes corporations, attends the briefings to make obscure anti-Bush political points. Recently, for example, he asked spokesman Scott McClellan whether President Bush violated one of the Ten Commandments by invading Iraq. Mokhiber, who told AIM that he has never taken a journalism class in his life and was denied a permanent White House press pass,...."

So should this person be investigated too....?

http://www.mensnewsdaily.com/archive/newswire/news2005/0205/021605-liberal-gannon.htm

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I was under the impression that Al Gore had been through the rabies treatment, but apparently it was NOT IN TIME.

Gore is never going to get over the resentment and envy he feels against Jeff Gannon for being the real inventor of the internet.

Also, that "8 inches-cut" thing really threatens Gore's masculine self-image.

ACE – They’re all very naughty and need a good spanking! I volunteer lauraw.

Jeff ... is gonna have his revenge by pimping himeself out to a Dem client and f*ck him while gets paid; just like the GOP usually does.

Democrats, of course, prefer to fuck you for free, or more accurately for someone else's money.

I wish there were more details about Gore's appearance. Was he shouting? Florid? Neck veins a-poppin?

Was he holding a rubber baby doll between his knees and wringing its head off, over and over again?

You know, I like Insane Al better than old Robotic Al. All that PASSION. That Tipper is a lucky lady.

Of course Tipper had to have her lips surgically re-attached after their last "whoopee" session, cause Algore is still a tad enthusiastic when he smooches her.

[whistling] do dee do-do-do-do-doo-dee-dee do dee do do do do do dee -dee

Enzite's really helped Al live large and drive long!

[whistling] do dee do-do-do-do-doo-dee-dee do dee do do do do do dee -dee

Good lord, will the insanity never stop??

Sounds like he's sucking up to the lefty bloggers by mentioing their recent trophy buck.

Even now, somewhere in academia, historians are writing that Al Gore invented blogging and thus saved civilization from its imminent destruction by Jeff Gannon.

Don't you love the cute way that the Leftists get mad when we mock the Jeff Gannon thing? It warms the heart.

You know what else, leftylacks?

It is a self-perpetuating cycle.

The more we laugh at them, the more they foam, then we have another hoot at their expense, which makes them blow their tops even more...etc etc.

These next 3 1/2 years are going to go by too fast.

Lauraw - You're right about the cycle, I can remember when the Left ruled and they ridiculed conservatives publicy everywhere. It was the "cool" thing to do. The more we use satire and ridicule, the less anyone can take them seriously. Good schtick

lauraw - PS When talking to Liberals and they start their Liberal ranting, rather than engage them I have begun to laugh in their faces at how silly they are. They're always startled by it and it causes them to become unsure of their positions.