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« Just a Reminder | Main | Kerry Off-Camera (WuzzaDem) »
January 30, 2005

DU: Iraqi Election Hysteria (WuzzaDem)

Progressive_Conscience (1,000+ posts)
I can't believe the media! All they can talk about is the "happy" Iraqis, how high turnout was, and how "freedom" has spread to Iraq. I had to turn off CNNazi because they kept focusing on the so-called "voters" and barely mentioned the brave brothers of the resistance. Where are the freedom fighters today??? Are their voices silenced because some American puppets cast a few ballots?

Positive_Femergy (742 posts)
I'm just hoping that something good will come from this. I mean, if the women of Iraq finally have the chance to cast a real vote, maybe they'll finally escape the oppression that was visited on them by Sadam's misogynist regime.

Progressive_Conscience (1,000+ posts)
Pull your head out, Femergy! Can't you see the right-wing media's complicity in this conspiracy to present the people of Iraq with a Trojan Horse they call "freedom"? Believe me, once the gates of Troy they call "polling places" have closed, the colonial invasion forces of Amerikkka will complete their imperial occupation by installing a Kapitalist puppet regime led by Cheney's cronies at Halliburton.

Young_Anarchist (157 posts)
You left out an analogy for the soldiers coming out of the horse, Progressive.

Progressive_Conscience (1,000+ posts)
Shut up, Kid.

Young_Anarchist (157 posts)
Sorry. I'm just trying to help.

Progressive_Conscience (1,000+ posts)
I've posted over a thousand times, I don't need your help.


Positive_Femergy (742 posts) I guess you have a point, Progressive. Halliburton is even more misogynist then some Arab societies are alleged to be by the so-called 'liberal media'. At least, I'm sure they must be, you know, since they have a connection to Cheney.

Chimp_Hater (989 posts)
Yeah - Bush is Hitler!

Progressive_Conscience (1,000+ posts)
Dude; try to post something with substance. That * is Hitler crap is getting old. I'm not saying it's not true, it's just not very original.

Chimp_Hater (989 posts)
Sorry, man. Just trying to get up to 1,000 posts.

Progressive_Conscience (1,000+ posts)
Well, earn it. That's what I did.

J_Saylor
Sorry, Progressive, but you're way off base. Don't you think that the "resistance" is going to be hunting down people with ink-stained fingers for the next few days? I don't think we should be cheering on the thugs who will try to cut those fingers off.

Progressive_Conscience (1,000+ posts)
Do you have any idea how naive you sound?

Young_Anarchist (157 posts)
Yeah, you're like an Iraqi insurgent, coming in here trying to bully us with your thug logic!

Progressive_Conscience (1,000+ posts)
He's not like an insurgent, you idiot! He's like the imperial American forces, trying to force his own twisted version of debate on us, whether every one of us throws flowers at his feet and welcomes him as a liberator or not.

Young_Anarchist (157 posts)
Are you sure, Progressive? Isn't he more like a thug who's in the minority, trying to force his point of view on all of us by any means possible, even if it falls outside the generally accepted norms of human decency?

Progressive_Conscience (1,000+ posts)
Those aren't 'thugs' you moron, they're freedom fighters engaged in a struggle to preserve the integrity of their country against overwhelming odds! Haven't you been reading any of the material I told you to study?

Young_Anarchist (157 posts)
Not yet, I've been really busy working on my big post on how * is conspiring with the right-wing media to, uh, well, I forgot what it's about, but it's really good.

Chimp_Hater (989 posts)
Yeah, Bush is Hitler!

Progressive_Conscience (1,000+ posts)
That's it; I'm out of here.

Posted by John from WuzzaDem.com

posted by Ace at 10:09 PM
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Brilliant. You had me going until about 3/4 of the way through.

Posted by: Chris on January 30, 2005 11:25 PM

It's scary that you can write so much like a liberal.

Posted by: Drew on January 31, 2005 06:30 AM

Not to nitpick, but your grammar and grasp of the English language give you away.

You're definitely a CIA shill.

Posted by: Gordon on January 31, 2005 09:12 AM
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