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January 30, 2005
What A Wonderful Thing To Wake Up To. [Dave at Garfield Ridge]When I went to sleep last night, the Iraqis had just begun their voting. When I woke up just now, the Iraqis had finished-- in record numbers, without the widespread violence everyone, including me, had feared. Alas, there still were attacks, and tragic deaths as a result. Zarqawi's group claimed responsibility for several in a very odd way: A statement posted on several Islamic Web sites, purportedly from a group headed by Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, claimed responsibility for Sunday's attacks on polling areas in Baghdad as well as attacks in other areas of Iraq.Ha! The jokes on you, beheader:
I wonder what John Kerry and his faithless friends are going to say about all of this? Kerry: 'We Should Not Overhype Election'.... (Drudge)John Kerry, I believe we should finally stop overhyping *you*. More from his "Meet the Press interview, care of the WaPo: "It is hard to say that something is legitimate when whole portions of the country can't vote and doesn't vote," Kerry said.Those prevented from voting were kept away by the enemy; would John Kerry have thrown away the whole election in order to please our enemies? Uh, don't answer that. Besides, someone should tell John Kerry that it's happened before. I wonder if he'd like to the winner of this election illegitimate. Godspeed, free people of Iraq. May you soon live in peace and prosperity, and cheerfully wave goodbye at our boys and girls heading home in victory. --- The insurgents had months to prepare for this election. The all knew how important it was. Yet, by all reports so far, they failed in their nefarious mission. I expect more bombings, and assassinations of newly-elected members of the Iraqi Parliament. But still, this was our enemies golden opportunity, a chance to launch their own Tet Offensive with all of the world's media-- well, at least some of them-- watching. They failed to take that chance, either through miscalculation, or impotence. I believe that the truth is likely to be much, much closer to the latter than the former reason. Don't be looking hard for any folks in the MSM to be saying that, however. America and Free Iraq winning the war makes for bad copy at the New York Times. Even as the war continues, I'm reminded today of the words of Margaret Thatcher, after the first British victory in the until-then dark days of the Falklands War: "Rejoice! Rejoice!" Yes indeed. Rejoice today. Rejoice!
posted by Ace at 10:39 AM
CommentsThe insurgents had months to prepare for this election. The all knew how important it was. Yet, by all reports so far, they failed in their nefarious mission. I´m not sure, if they really failed their mission. It depends on what you think their mission was. They knew exactley that it wouldn´t be possible to kill every voter. So their tactic was mainly one of intimidating voters in order to keep them away from the ballot boxes. Posted by: Ulan Bator on January 30, 2005 11:51 AM
I'm so proud that people were able to vote after 50 years of despotic rule. Nevermind the fact that Hussein was a U.S. backed leader. I don't agree with the reasoning behind this war, (I think we should be in Northern Pakistan right now) but I'm proud of this positive outcome. I don't agree with the U.S.'s choice in who to back (he's a former Hussein loyalist and hit man), but I'm down with democracy and, again, I agree Dave, it felt great to wake up to democracy in action this morning. God bless America. Chris Posted by: Chris Grant on January 30, 2005 12:16 PM
The way I know, with certainy, that the Iraqi elections were a historic success is that John Kerry says that they were not. Kerry says that this is not the real test of success and that the Iraqis have no chance of making it without some magic international community "coming together". That's how I know it was a truly great day for Iraq and America. Posted by: ArrMatey on January 30, 2005 12:26 PM
What great news! Yeah, baby, yeah! I love the MyWay sub-headline: "Festive Voting." Yessss! Spirited crowds. Clapping. Cheering. Lines of veiled women. Chocolates. Festive juice drinks. They turned out in the zillions. Gonna be a lot of disappointed Donks. And too bad the MSM will have forgotten about the wonderful story by, uh, say, Monday evening. Posted by: rdbrewer on January 30, 2005 12:46 PM
Who's this "John Kerry" you speak of? Posted by: senator philabuster on January 30, 2005 01:02 PM
Dave, I think your analysis of the lack of a meaningful attempt to disrupt election day by the terrorists is spot on. I think if the MSM ever published some meaningful analysis of attacts and casualties I think you'd see a dramatic down turn since the Battle of Fallujah. The jig is up Z-Man! Posted by: BrewFan on January 30, 2005 01:27 PM
Kerry, you know, that horse-ass-faced turd-spitter who's been flatulating out his pie hole all week about the Iraqi elections. He just knew things were going to go badly, you see. Smart. That way, he set himself up to ride the top of the wave of anti-Bush criticism when things went, you know, badly... which... they did not... you know, if they ... er, had gone badly, that is. As it were. Vote: It's like Beano to Kerry. Posted by: rdbrewer on January 30, 2005 01:30 PM
John Kerry, I believe we should finally stop overhyping *you*. Right on Dave. Posted by: Hans on January 30, 2005 01:50 PM
Hmmm...I vaguely remember the name....No..that's John kennedy I remember.......Kerry.....Kerry.....Just doesnt ring any bells. Was he ever relevant? Posted by: senator philabuster on January 30, 2005 02:08 PM
Speaking of Tet, I'm reminded that today is the 36th anniversary of the beginning of the Tet Offensive. For once, the irony is welcome. Cheers, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on January 30, 2005 08:04 PM
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